In case of obituary, publish this photo.

[InterNed]

[InterNed]

We are using maximum Duck Lips Effect in order to emphasize our glamorous lifestyles, a very advanced technique.

[andyinasia]

Are you planning to murder her?

If so, an obituary will need a name - what's she called? 'InterKrusty'?

[scoffer]

No,

K440, in all good faith, cannot support posting images of you dressed as a woman doing tricks for farangs.
Let's just make believe your parents don't know about your other life and we will therefore photoshop an image of you giving free english lessons to poor souls at the tip and handing out condoms to sex workers.

[InterNed]

No, Andy, I meant in case of my untimely demise due to causes natural or otherwise, I think the above photo would nicely encapsulate my life and what I stood for. Style, fashion, sultry duck faces.

I'm sorry, Scoffer, that you're jealous of my modeling career and the fact that I'm the new face of Cambodia's premiere cosmetics company, KhmerEssentials. The lovely young lady posing with me is a talented make-up artist and I'm sure she'd be willing to do a consultation for you if you're able to afford her fee. The hairstyling will cost extra, however, unless you're able to bring your own Styling Sweat.

[scoffer]

No, Andy, I meant in case of my untimely demise due to causes natural or otherwise, I think the above photo would nicely encapsulate my life and what I stood for. Style, fashion, sultry duck faces.

I'm sorry, Scoffer, that you're jealous of my modeling career and the fact that I'm the new face of Cambodia's premiere cosmetics company, KhmerEssentials. The lovely young lady posing with me is a talented make-up artist and I'm sure she'd be willing to do a consultation for you if you're able to afford her fee. The hairstyling will cost extra, however, unless you're able to bring your own Styling Sweat.

So are you're denying that you dress up as women, or are you saying you're to expensive for me to afford ?

[MoodyMac]

Have you lost a bit of weight Ned?

[InterNed]

No, Andy, I meant in case of my untimely demise due to causes natural or otherwise, I think the above photo would nicely encapsulate my life and what I stood for. Style, fashion, sultry duck faces.

I'm sorry, Scoffer, that you're jealous of my modeling career and the fact that I'm the new face of Cambodia's premiere cosmetics company, KhmerEssentials. The lovely young lady posing with me is a talented make-up artist and I'm sure she'd be willing to do a consultation for you if you're able to afford her fee. The hairstyling will cost extra, however, unless you're able to bring your own Styling Sweat.

So are you're denying that you dress up as women, or are you saying you're to expensive for me to afford ?

Dress up as women? You know that I do. I'll dress up as your mother and talk dirty to you once again if you want me to, but isn't it getting kind of old? I'd like to branch out, try some new characters. Were you ever humiliated by a Nun or anything like that? Give it some thought, and in the mean time I'll clean the stains off that old dress of hers you gave me in case it's the same old same old, mate.

[InterNed]

Have you lost a bit of weight Ned?

About 15 pounds, little more. Only 75 more and I'll finally be an acceptable size to the Khmer!

[slappadabass]

No, Andy, I meant in case of my untimely demise due to causes natural or otherwise, I think the above photo would nicely encapsulate my life and what I stood for. Style, fashion, sultry duck faces.

I'm sorry, Scoffer, that you're jealous of my modeling career and the fact that I'm the new face of Cambodia's premiere cosmetics company, KhmerEssentials. The lovely young lady posing with me is a talented make-up artist and I'm sure she'd be willing to do a consultation for you if you're able to afford her fee. The hairstyling will cost extra, however, unless you're able to bring your own Styling Sweat.

So are you're denying that you dress up as women, or are you saying you're to expensive for me to afford ?

Don't think he is denying it (see photo and text and make-up etc. Pretty obvious clues). Though I'm sure he's too expensive for you. I had to remortgage my house for a half hour of his time last month. Moreover, the inside of my legs are still pretty chaffed. Totally recommended, though there is a pretty long waiting list and his business alone is propping up economies all over. I'm gonna buy shares in him when he floats his brand on the stock exchange in early November. I advise anyone with even a sliver of business know how to do the same.

[scoffer]

No, Andy, I meant in case of my untimely demise due to causes natural or otherwise, I think the above photo would nicely encapsulate my life and what I stood for. Style, fashion, sultry duck faces.

I'm sorry, Scoffer, that you're jealous of my modeling career and the fact that I'm the new face of Cambodia's premiere cosmetics company, KhmerEssentials. The lovely young lady posing with me is a talented make-up artist and I'm sure she'd be willing to do a consultation for you if you're able to afford her fee. The hairstyling will cost extra, however, unless you're able to bring your own Styling Sweat.

So are you're denying that you dress up as women, or are you saying you're to expensive for me to afford ?

Dress up as women? You know that I do. I'll dress up as your mother and talk dirty to you once again if you want me to, but isn't it getting kind of old? I'd like to branch out, try some new characters. Were you ever humiliated by a Nun or anything like that? Give it some thought, and in the mean time I'll clean the stains off that old dress of hers you gave me in case it's the same old same old, mate.

You do know all about erotic talk don't you Big Boy.
Being humiliated by a nun - a women dressed as penguins carrying a leather strap and barking orders at you. ( once again I'm in heaven just at the thought ). Did you go to the same catholic school I did ?

[InterNed]

No, Andy, I meant in case of my untimely demise due to causes natural or otherwise, I think the above photo would nicely encapsulate my life and what I stood for. Style, fashion, sultry duck faces.

I'm sorry, Scoffer, that you're jealous of my modeling career and the fact that I'm the new face of Cambodia's premiere cosmetics company, KhmerEssentials. The lovely young lady posing with me is a talented make-up artist and I'm sure she'd be willing to do a consultation for you if you're able to afford her fee. The hairstyling will cost extra, however, unless you're able to bring your own Styling Sweat.

So are you're denying that you dress up as women, or are you saying you're to expensive for me to afford ?

Dress up as women? You know that I do. I'll dress up as your mother and talk dirty to you once again if you want me to, but isn't it getting kind of old? I'd like to branch out, try some new characters. Were you ever humiliated by a Nun or anything like that? Give it some thought, and in the mean time I'll clean the stains off that old dress of hers you gave me in case it's the same old same old, mate.

You do know all about erotic talk don't you Big Boy.
Being humiliated by a nun - a women dressed as penguins carrying a leather strap and barking orders at you. ( once again I'm in heaven just at the thought ). Did you go to the same catholic school I did ?

No, actually, never been near a Catholic school, sorry for the mix-up ... It's the Priests who get you off then? Like they do all the really dirty stuff right, like dudes who wear dresses and seduce choir boys and all that? Gross, but it's your call. So that's the costume you'd like me to get a hold of? Short notice, but if you're paying, I'll do the footwork. But I don't care if I have to dress up as the Pope, I'm still keeping the make-up on though, it looks too damn good not to.

[slappadabass]

The Pope in make-up? Why didn't I think of that? That is top-drawer kink, right there.

[scoffer]

The Pope in make-up? Why didn't I think of that? That is top-drawer kink, right there.

Decisions , decisions, Ned or Mr Slap Ase ?
Can we perhaps do a threesome ???
We could even get Connie to play the greasy pig in the middle, I bet one of us could make him sequel real loud.

However, if Ned keeps the make up on I'd be more inclined to go his way as the Pope does not excite me at all.
But if AIA got dressed up as Mother Tressa, well that could make for a fun night.
In fact we could make a big night of it if Koastal, LJ and PB joined in and "Off to explore the Gay lights of Camb" we would go"

[InterNed]

The Pope in make-up? Why didn't I think of that? That is top-drawer kink, right there.

Decisions , decisions, Ned or Mr Slap Ase ?
Can we perhaps do a threesome ???
We could even get Connie to play the greasy pig in the middle, I bet one of us could make him sequel real loud.

However, if Ned keeps the make up on I'd be more inclined to go his way as the Pope does not excite me at all.
But if AIA got dressed up as Mother Tressa, well that could make for a fun night.
In fact we could make a big night of it if Koastal, LJ and PB joined in and "Off to explore the Gay lights of Camb" we would go"

I like where you're headed with this, and I'm totally on board. I know what His Holiness, Connecticuter, PB, and AIA look like in the flesh and on that basis alone I think it'd qualify as one of the most grimly perplexing gay orgies to ever have taken place anywhere on Earth, and certainly it would be a seminal (Semen-al?) event in the early history of 21st Century Cambodia. I say we make it a charity event, possibly telethon style, played out over a 24 hour period on Khmer television.

Not just relentlessly awkward and unpleasant gay sex between aging and/or out of shape expats, of course, but also musical acts and comedy skits and a special address to the nation, delivered remotely via link-up, by the Big Man HE. Closing minutes of the event, we all go up on stage (fully nude), link arms, and sing some sort of peace anthem, like "We are the World" but with some modified verses pertaining to the situation in Cambodia today.

Best idea I've ever had, no contest.