In case of obituary, publish this photo.

[scoffer]

The Pope in make-up? Why didn't I think of that? That is top-drawer kink, right there.

Decisions , decisions, Ned or Mr Slap Ase ?
Can we perhaps do a threesome ???
We could even get Connie to play the greasy pig in the middle, I bet one of us could make him sequel real loud.

However, if Ned keeps the make up on I'd be more inclined to go his way as the Pope does not excite me at all.
But if AIA got dressed up as Mother Tressa, well that could make for a fun night.
In fact we could make a big night of it if Koastal, LJ and PB joined in and "Off to explore the Gay lights of Camb" we would go"

I like where you're headed with this, and I'm totally on board. I know what His Holiness, Connecticuter, PB, and AIA look like in the flesh and on that basis alone I think it'd qualify as one of the most grimly perplexing gay orgies to ever have taken place anywhere on Earth, and certainly it would be a seminal (Semen-al?) event in the early history of 21st Century Cambodia. I say we make it a charity event, possibly telethon style, played out over a 24 hour period on Khmer television.

Not just relentlessly awkward and unpleasant gay sex between aging and/or out of shape expats, of course, but also musical acts and comedy skits and a special address to the nation, delivered remotely via link-up, by the Big Man HE. Closing minutes of the event, we all go up on stage (fully nude), link arms, and sing some sort of peace anthem, like "We are the World" but with some modified verses pertaining to the situation in Cambodia today.

Best idea I've ever had, no contest.

God, I'm now so sorry that I even started this discussion.

So let me get this right, you have several men all pretending to be gay except for Koastal and LJ, holding hands and singing a protest song and just when we hit the high notes . Mr "HE" himself takes center stage for a solo.

Sorry, but I do not want to think about this any more, perhaps Cambod should take over as I feel he's more sympathetic to the cause.

[InterNed]

Yeah, something like that, the logistics will need to be worked out obviously, if it's going to be done right it'd have to be a big production.

(And, incidentally, I'm well known for having a propensity for making people sorry that they ever started a discussion if they don't put their best foot forward at the outset. I was just posting a goofy picture from earlier this morning. You know, just poking fun at myself. I'm not responsible for anything after that, far as I'm concerned, I just followed along).

=)

[slappadabass]

I'm in. Obviously. Just dusted down my old gimp mask and ball-gag in anticipation of this inaugural and auspicious event. I'm gonna call a few old business contacts to see if I can't drum up some sponsorship. I'm sure local businesses will be falling over themselves to have their name associated with The Semen-al Telethon (I liked what you did there InterNed. The way you made a normal word into a completely different word but somehow allowed it to remain phonetically intact while incorporating a whole other word, semen, into it. A stroke of literary magic. An ingenious masterstroke, if you will.)

I have friends in the entertainment industry here. Musicians, magicians, compares, unicorns, juggling dwarves wrapped in cotton candy and the like, who will be well up for helping out our cause. I agree at the end that the song we are all going to be singing whilst linking arms in the nude when covered in butter and juniper oil* should definitely be topical and contemporary. Great shout, InterNed, fantastic foresight on your part. Are you a professional gay events manager or been involved in this line of work before. I must say that it's great to have a person of such professional and organizational aptitude on board. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I must say that I am very excited to be bringing what o doubt will be such a prestigious and historical event to the citizens who reside in The Kingdom Of Wonder. Let's be proactive in our approach and make this happen.

*[NB the butter and juniper oil wasn't stipulated in InterNed's original proposal but I think it's a nice touch and show's we are not any old fly-by-night, two-bit gay telethon and so I took the liberty of adding this detail. Please advise if these sweet-smelling, edible lubricants are favourable and stipulate any known allergies]

[cambod]

..

Sorry, but I do not want to think about this any more, perhaps Cambod should take over as I feel he's more sympathetic to the cause.

Leave me out of this! I'm tolerant, at best!

[scoffer]

..

Sorry, but I do not want to think about this any more, perhaps Cambod should take over as I feel he's more sympathetic to the cause.

Leave me out of this! I'm tolerant, at best!

Rumor has it that you're at your best when being subservient.

[charliethreezero]

and a special address to the nation, delivered remotely via link-up, by the Big Man HE.

The "One and Only HE" has already started rehearsing.. your onto a winner!

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http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/34504-why-seriously-wtf

not sure about "seminal" but definitely more then "semi-anal"..

C30

[cambod]

Ha! I have a new favorite website!