Gold digger owned!
Gold digger owned!
The following is what a woman posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband:
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
The Reply She Got From a Banker Was Priceless!
A philosophical reply from the C.E.O of J.P. Morgan was then posted in response:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
The Reply She Got From a Banker Was Priceless!
A philosophical reply from the C.E.O of J.P. Morgan was then posted in response:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
I'm not a negative person, I encourage people all the time...it's usually to f**k off! But, whatever.
it's an old and notorious hoax, but still realistic.
the moral of the story can be easily applied also on non gold diggers : female beauty doesn't last long while male's ability to provide lasts a long time, girls are a depreciating asset while men earning power increase with age, money never stinks but a bitter wife in her 40s is no match with a young girl in her 20s, the list goes on ...
the moral of the story can be easily applied also on non gold diggers : female beauty doesn't last long while male's ability to provide lasts a long time, girls are a depreciating asset while men earning power increase with age, money never stinks but a bitter wife in her 40s is no match with a young girl in her 20s, the list goes on ...
I did read that, quite a few years ago.
Scavenger, what you say is only valid for people who only/mostly value physical appearance. A sexy, intelligent, creative mind and personality never gets old or fat.
Scavenger, what you say is only valid for people who only/mostly value physical appearance. A sexy, intelligent, creative mind and personality never gets old or fat.
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Not my experienceJoon wrote:A sexy, intelligent, creative mind and personality never gets old or fat.
You're missing out! Sad for you.metaleap wrote:Not my experienceJoon wrote:A sexy, intelligent, creative mind and personality never gets old or fat.
Hey I actually agree with your point. I just noticed above that factually speaking, intelligent creative minds and personalities still do reside in bodies that all get old and fat, like everyone else. And in this didn't imply at all that looks or youth are the only (or most important) things that matterJoon wrote:You're missing out! Sad for you.metaleap wrote:Not my experienceJoon wrote:A sexy, intelligent, creative mind and personality never gets old or fat.
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Scavenger wrote:it's an old and notorious hoax, but still realistic.
the moral of the story can be easily applied also on non gold diggers : female beauty doesn't last long while male's ability to provide lasts a long time, girls are a depreciating asset while men earning power increase with age, money never stinks but a bitter wife in her 40s is no match with a young girl in her 20s, the list goes on ...
I drafted the forum rules and mod guidelines. I wish I had included one that allowed me to ban posters for no better reason than I think they are complete cocktrumpets with absolutely no redeeming features at all?
Wasn't meant that way, just a little humour for the day.gavinmac wrote:Do we really need another "Arrgh, women are bad" thread?
I also remember reading it a few years ago somewhere and it probably is fake, but still funny though.
I'm not a negative person, I encourage people all the time...it's usually to f**k off! But, whatever.
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You mean, keeping the old rules.scobienz wrote:Scavenger wrote:it's an old and notorious hoax, but still realistic.
the moral of the story can be easily applied also on non gold diggers : female beauty doesn't last long while male's ability to provide lasts a long time, girls are a depreciating asset while men earning power increase with age, money never stinks but a bitter wife in her 40s is no match with a young girl in her 20s, the list goes on ...
I drafted the forum rules and mod guidelines. I wish I had included one that allowed me to ban posters for no better reason than I think they are complete cocktrumpets with absolutely no redeeming features at all?
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i can fully agree with you on this, but not on women being sexy after a certain age, i can try but ultimately nobody can force me to get aroused and have an erection while in bed with a wrinkled old woman.Joon wrote:I did read that, quite a few years ago.
Scavenger, what you say is only valid for people who only/mostly value physical appearance. A sexy, intelligent, creative mind and personality never gets old or fat.
said that, yes i had many funny conversations with women in their 40s and 50s, there can be definetely an intellectual attraction but it doesn't mean it can or should evolve into physical attraction, we're just not wired that way, sorry.
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i can't be banned because i'm an asset for this forum.scobienz wrote:I drafted the forum rules and mod guidelines. I wish I had included one that allowed me to ban posters for no better reason than I think they are complete cocktrumpets with absolutely no redeeming features at all?
good night.
A good looking (depreciating) asset?
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