Florida Man
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https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/stat ... m-deputies Back in Florida a man shoves $1090 up his bum on the way to jail. Funny shit.
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Florida man accused of robbing Chinese restaurant at finger point
A worker at the restaurant told police the suspect held his right hand up at her "in a position that, to her, resembled a gun, with his hand in a fist, his thumb pointed up and his index and second finger pointed straight out."

https://www.wtsp.com/amp/article?sectio ... 7a873b3744
A worker at the restaurant told police the suspect held his right hand up at her "in a position that, to her, resembled a gun, with his hand in a fist, his thumb pointed up and his index and second finger pointed straight out."

https://www.wtsp.com/amp/article?sectio ... 7a873b3744
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Spends over $200,000 of his family's money on Bulgarian cam girl and then guns them down.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2 ... 7551092609
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2 ... 7551092609
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A MAN has been arrested for allegedly filming himself raping his pet dog while dressed in a husky costume and posting the vile footage online.
Christian Nichols, 21, was arrested in Florida after police had a tip-off from a horrified viewer who saw the video.
The suspect is being held on a felony charge of aggravated animal cruelty involved a Siberian husky named Ember.
Detectives say the terrified dog tried to escape and was beaten with a sex toy, reports Miami Herald.
A police reports states: “Detectives say the dog in the video was clearly in distress.
"At one point during the video, the dog tries to run away and the man responds by striking the dog with a sex toy.
“Through various investigative techniques, detectives tracked the video and photographs back to 21-year-old Christian Stewart Oscar Nichols of Oldsmar."
The investigation began on January 25, and the suspect was arrested on February 11.
The husky has since been removed from Nichols's home, as has his other dog.
Investigators said Nichols confessed to making the video.

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What would be the equivilant of Florida Man in the UK i wonder?
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Scousers most likely, or a Manc scally.spitthedog wrote:What would be the equivilant of Florida Man in the UK i wonder?
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Stratford man? https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/p ... s-14014306spitthedog wrote:What would be the equivilant of Florida Man in the UK i wonder?
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Esquire (well, a bored intern at Esquire) has catalogued the besy florida headlines thus far this year:
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a ... n=16358574
These range from “Florida Man Denies Syringes Found in Rectum Are His” to “Florida Man Finds a WWII Grenade, Places It in His Truck, Drives to Taco Bell”
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a ... n=16358574
These range from “Florida Man Denies Syringes Found in Rectum Are His” to “Florida Man Finds a WWII Grenade, Places It in His Truck, Drives to Taco Bell”
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Ouch. A Florida man is in jail after police say he broke into the home of a man suspected of sleeping with his wife, tied the man up, and used scissors to cut off the man’s penis. The Gilchrist County Sheriff’s Office said Alex Bonilla, 49, was arrested Sunday after his neighbor told a deputy that Bonilla had tied him up at gunpoint and sliced off his genitalia at around 11 a.m. The Bell, Florida, man allegedly left the crime scene with the penis, the sheriff’s office said. An arrest warrant said that Bonilla “was found to have caught the victim and the [Bonilla’s] wife during sexual intercourse” in May, the Miami Herald reports. Bonilla is facing charges of burglary, child cruelty, aggravated battery, kidnapping, and aggravated assault, and his bail is set to $1.25 million, according to court records. The victim is still in the hospital in stable condition, and he is expected to recover. However, the severed penis is still yet to be accounted for—deputies said in a news release that “a county-wide search for additional evidence was conducted with no result.” https://www.thedailybeast.com/florida-m ... y?ref=home
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A man has been arrested for having sex with a stuffed 'Olaf' snowman toy in front of horrified shoppers at a Target store in Florida.
Cody Meader was detained on Tuesday afternoon after repulsed eyewitnesses claim they saw him 'dry-humping' the large snowman toy from Disney's 'Frozen' at the store in St Petersburg.
Meader then entered the toy department and reportedly proceeded to do the same with a large stuffed unicorn toy, a police report says.
Eyewitnesses told police they saw the man lay the stuffed Olaf toy 'on the floor' at around 2pm at the shop in Pinellas Park.
Authorities say he ejaculated on the toy before replacing it on the shelf and seeking out 'a large unicorn stuffed animal' which he also ejaculated on.
The defiled toys were later removed from the store and destroyed.
Meader has admitted to doing 'stupid stuff' and said that he 'nutted' on the toy. He was charged with criminal mischief, according to an affidavit obtained by the Smoking Gun.
The 20-year-old has previously been arrested for a similar offense when he was caught picking up a stuffed animal from the shelves of a Walmart store in Brooksville and masturbating with it, the Daily Star reported.
He was charged with indecent exposure and criminal mischief in 2015.


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Olaf appears to be a male.
Deviant homosexual Florida Man
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Could this be Gav's long lost relative that went to Flipper Land to find the love of his life.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.