Dead Brit found tied to bench.....and with sliced ham on buttocks and cock wedged in a tin of tuna
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I could see myself doing that to a tourist seen molesting my daughter after ordering a ham and tuna sandwich...
Just saying that rather than a sexual assault It sounds to me like a act of reprisal.
Just saying that rather than a sexual assault It sounds to me like a act of reprisal.
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Could just be stag party high jinks gone a bit awry.
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A stag party culminating in the public sexual assault of the groom by his amigos?Lucky Lucan wrote:Could just be stag party high jinks gone bit awry.
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All of bunch of haram stuff....pork on the ass, cock in tuna...
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
No "cock in tuna"...is that in the Quran?Felgerkarb wrote:All of bunch of haram stuff....pork on the ass, cock in tuna...
"The final straw actually involved my mortal enemy vladimir, who you may or may not know is an insufferable, overposting asshat."
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Sounds like whoever did it was sending a very strong message to someone - but what that message was is anyone's guess. This is probably one of those crimes that's best left unsolved.
I guess that depends on whether or not you ever plan on flying into Malaga. If random passengers are being tied to public benches, stripped naked, sodomized, strangled, and otherwise assaulted with luncheon meats and seafood...then perhaps the proper authorities might want to look into this one. Unless said things only happen to UK tourists, in which case by all means let that practice contunue unabated.Just Robbed wrote:Sounds like whoever did it was sending a very strong message to someone - but what that message was is anyone's guess. This is probably one of those crimes that's best left unsolved.
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You put your cock in my tuna.....your ass is ham!Just Robbed wrote:Sounds like whoever did it was sending a very strong message to someone - but what that message was is anyone's guess. This is probably one of those crimes that's best left unsolved.
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I will let you find the appropriate Sura that might fit this.Edwardo wrote:No "cock in tuna"...is that in the Quran?Felgerkarb wrote:All of bunch of haram stuff....pork on the ass, cock in tuna...
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
I hope it was line caught tuna.
I reckon it was tuna in brine, now extra salty.
I reckon it was tuna in brine, now extra salty.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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