If we can move Scottish and Welsh accents to the top of that list, then we have a deal !Negan Jones wrote:Well said ! Maybe just make it anyone with a regional accent !Playboy wrote:Correct. It is an excellent idea for the poor, the underclass, and all those damn free-roaming chavs found on council estates and in Tescos car parks across the countryscobienz wrote:I like how conscription is a great idea, so long as it only applies to everyone else.
Conscription - yes or no?
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Yeah, and those Nordic prisons look pretty fugging cushy. If you go to prison in Norway don't you sometimes stay in like a nice house on an estate, eat meatballs, and sing karaoke and shit?RobW wrote: Anyway, I wouldn't fucking go. How they going to enforce it? Bit of jail time?
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The reason I finally went at the ripe age of 25 was because I was told in no uncertain words that I would be arrested the moment I hit German soil. I chose to keep my German passport so I figured it is just part of the deal. After basic, I worked in the officers' mass, had plenty of steak and beer, worked one week on, one off, and did not have to do guard duty. Could have been worse.spitthedog wrote:Yeah, and those Nordic prisons look pretty fugging cushy. If you go to prison in Norway don't you sometimes stay in like a nice house on an estate, eat meatballs, and sing karaoke and shit?RobW wrote: Anyway, I wouldn't fucking go. How they going to enforce it? Bit of jail time?
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Playboy wrote:If we can move Scottish and Welsh accents to the top of that list, then we have a deal !Negan Jones wrote:Well said ! Maybe just make it anyone with a regional accent !Playboy wrote:Correct. It is an excellent idea for the poor, the underclass, and all those damn free-roaming chavs found on council estates and in Tescos car parks across the countryscobienz wrote:I like how conscription is a great idea, so long as it only applies to everyone else.
Job's done,but excluding my two distant Welsh cousins,who we used to allow to visit occasionally over the summer holidays. Cue Scobienz ...
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You two are Rank 'Bros !!Spigzy wrote:It's a good titleNegan Jones wrote:Now my Hoff FanBoy title makes sense, just for you bb!
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They put the Scots Guard in the frontline for a reason.Playboy wrote:If we can move Scottish and Welsh accents to the top of that list, then we have a deal !
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Yes, to spank the Irish.vladimir wrote:They put the Scots Guard in the frontline for a reason.Playboy wrote:If we can move Scottish and Welsh accents to the top of that list, then we have a deal !
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There were apparently a few tricks you could have done to get away with it on medical grounds. I remember a Swiss guy I met in the early 80's in Sri Lanka. He had 1984 tattooed on his arm, really wasn't army material. He said he repeatedly jumped off his bed for a few weeks to compress his spine.Hanno wrote:The reason I finally went at the ripe age of 25 was because I was told in no uncertain words that I would be arrested the moment I hit German soil. I chose to keep my German passport so I figured it is just part of the deal. After basic, I worked in the officers' mass, had plenty of steak and beer, worked one week on, one off, and did not have to do guard duty. Could have been worse.spitthedog wrote:Yeah, and those Nordic prisons look pretty fugging cushy. If you go to prison in Norway don't you sometimes stay in like a nice house on an estate, eat meatballs, and sing karaoke and shit?RobW wrote: Anyway, I wouldn't fucking go. How they going to enforce it? Bit of jail time?
In answer to the question - NO.
To those who say 'yes'... would YOU like to be conscripted? Would YOU have liked to be conscripted back when?..
One fine way of deciding someone else's fate and life. Chavs are none of your business, without chavs you would'nt have the illusory opportunity to feel so damn good about yourselves.
Hypocrits with the mind to divide everything into 'us and them'... as long as it is not you to sweat your balls in the testrosterone induced misery of the barracks.
'Us and them'. Fuck you.
To those who say 'yes'... would YOU like to be conscripted? Would YOU have liked to be conscripted back when?..
One fine way of deciding someone else's fate and life. Chavs are none of your business, without chavs you would'nt have the illusory opportunity to feel so damn good about yourselves.
Hypocrits with the mind to divide everything into 'us and them'... as long as it is not you to sweat your balls in the testrosterone induced misery of the barracks.
'Us and them'. Fuck you.
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Yes, and I was conscripted.Tano wrote:In answer to the question - NO.
To those who say 'yes'... would YOU like to be conscripted? Would YOU have liked to be conscripted back when?..
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