Tell us something trivial about your life
I miss having a dog,
My dog was very loyal,
It would eat all my cooking failures and ask for more.
My rubbish bin doesn't even have a tail to wag when I feed it!
Yes,,,. I miss my dog.
My dog was very loyal,
It would eat all my cooking failures and ask for more.
My rubbish bin doesn't even have a tail to wag when I feed it!
Yes,,,. I miss my dog.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
I hope you kicked him in the sponge.ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:My neighbour had an epiphany this morning. He has just realised that a 'w' is pronounced double u and it looks like 2 u's together. Too clever.
I failed to share his excitement.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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Fixed it for you (no, not your dog)scoffer wrote:I miss having a dog,
My dog was very loyal,
It would eat all my cooking failures and ask for more.
My rubbish bin doesn't even have a tail to wag when I feed it!
Yes,,,. I miss my dog.
A poem by Scoffer
I miss having a dog,
My dog was very loyal,
It would eat all my cooking failures no matter what I’d boiled.
When I feed it, my rubbish bin has no tail to wag, nothing but a liner bag!
Yes, I miss my dog.
Did Jesus Christ drive a Honda or Plymouth?
John 12:49 :
"For I did not speak of my own Accord"
The bible says, when he encountered the money changers in the temple, "He drove them out in a Fury"
Hmm.
John 12:49 :
"For I did not speak of my own Accord"
The bible says, when he encountered the money changers in the temple, "He drove them out in a Fury"
Hmm.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
Honda Fury? Impressive!YaTingPom wrote:Did Jesus Christ drive a Honda or Plymouth?
John 12:49 :
"For I did not speak of my own Accord"
The bible says, when he encountered the money changers in the temple, "He drove them out in a Fury"
Hmm.
Yes, I appreciate a properly sturdy golf umbrella. I hate the portable, flimsy ones.Playboy wrote:I miss proper umbrellas.
Full-size, wooden hook handle - classic design.
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I like to apply WD-40 to squeeky hinges and other rusty metal.
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- I've got internet at work
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I have next to no internet reception at my cottage in Canada. I have to ride about 3km and sit at the side of the road to check emails most days and I've been here for a month. Today I actually have reception.
Poor me, feel sorry for me.
Poor me, feel sorry for me.
We Will Rock You
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I actually like the sound of that. I'm planning on some off-grid living when I leave cambo.Loogan wrote:I have next to no internet reception at my cottage in Canada. I have to ride about 3km and sit at the side of the road to check emails most days and I've been here for a month. Today I actually have reception.
Poor me, feel sorry for me.
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Nice. Where to?the_purple_turtle wrote:I actually like the sound of that. I'm planning on some off-grid living when I leave cambo.Loogan wrote:I have next to no internet reception at my cottage in Canada. I have to ride about 3km and sit at the side of the road to check emails most days and I've been here for a month. Today I actually have reception.
Poor me, feel sorry for me.
We Will Rock You
Not trivial but hey.
Just got an email from my mate of 30 years' girlfriend that he dropped down dead of a heart attack (blood clot) at 49yo two weeks ago but she couldn't get access to my email to let me know.
He'd been a keen mountain biker for 20 years often coming back covered in mud! Not overweight and ate pretty healthy food didn't smoke or drink.
He was ironing a shirt when it hit him.
That really shocks me. I thought his Mrs did that!
Bugger. Funeral is today.
See ya Pete you monkey spanker.
Just got an email from my mate of 30 years' girlfriend that he dropped down dead of a heart attack (blood clot) at 49yo two weeks ago but she couldn't get access to my email to let me know.
He'd been a keen mountain biker for 20 years often coming back covered in mud! Not overweight and ate pretty healthy food didn't smoke or drink.
He was ironing a shirt when it hit him.
That really shocks me. I thought his Mrs did that!
Bugger. Funeral is today.
See ya Pete you monkey spanker.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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