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A lovely young lass from Saigon
Bought a humongous strap-on
Bought a humongous strap-on
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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So who's going to write a limerick about Dolores O'Riordan?
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Stokely wrote:So who's going to write a limerick about Dolores O'Riordan?
You can start it, and we will do our best!
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A lovely young lass from Saigon
Bought a humongous strap-on
Her partner said NO!
You wasted your dough
Bought a humongous strap-on
Her partner said NO!
You wasted your dough
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
A lovely young lass from Saigon
Bought a humongous strap-on
Her partner said NO!
You wasted your dough
But he secretly went out to buy one
Bought a humongous strap-on
Her partner said NO!
You wasted your dough
But he secretly went out to buy one
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I think a few lessons on rhyming are in order...pedros wrote:A lovely young lass from Saigon
Bought a humongous strap-on
Her partner said NO!
You wasted your dough
But he secretly went out to buy one
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the last line is meant to rhyme with the first 2Miguelito wrote:I think a few lessons on rhyming are in order...pedros wrote:A lovely young lass from Saigon
Bought a humongous strap-on
Her partner said NO!
You wasted your dough
But he secretly went out to buy one
Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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Umm yea, I understand that.Jamie_Lambo wrote:the last line is meant to rhyme with the first 2Miguelito wrote:I think a few lessons on rhyming are in order...pedros wrote:A lovely young lass from Saigon
Bought a humongous strap-on
Her partner said NO!
You wasted your dough
But he secretly went out to buy one
How do "on" and "one" rhyme?
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Yes, last line is supposed to rhyme with the first two. And sometimes rhymes are imperfect. These are called "Close" rhymes. I am a songwriter, and sometimes, you have to employ them to get the message across.
A guy from Dubuque with red hair
Found a gal with a marvelous pair
A guy from Dubuque with red hair
Found a gal with a marvelous pair
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A guy from Dubuque with red hair
Found a gal with a marvelous pair
So he slipped it between
Covered her face in cream
And got quite a malevolent stare
Sorry guys I had to finish that one. Here's a new start
A guy had a prick to his knees
Was hanging upon a trapeze
Found a gal with a marvelous pair
So he slipped it between
Covered her face in cream
And got quite a malevolent stare
Sorry guys I had to finish that one. Here's a new start
A guy had a prick to his knees
Was hanging upon a trapeze
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
Tied it into a lassoo,
And then up he threw,
And now he swings through the trees
And then up he threw,
And now he swings through the trees
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A guy had a prick to his knees
Was hanging upon a trapeze
Tied it into a lassoo,
And then up he threw,
And now he swings through the trees
Alt ending-
A guy had a prick to his knees
Was hanging upon a trapeze
When he got eye to eye
He gave a great sigh
And said "Boy where'd you get this disease?"
Was hanging upon a trapeze
Tied it into a lassoo,
And then up he threw,
And now he swings through the trees
Alt ending-
A guy had a prick to his knees
Was hanging upon a trapeze
When he got eye to eye
He gave a great sigh
And said "Boy where'd you get this disease?"
"A day without learning is a day lost!"
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Was a gal with one big and one small
She said "This makes no sense at all!"
She said "This makes no sense at all!"
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