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by EIKROY » Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:31 pm
Thank you for " Shooting me down in flames " .
Here are some more inflammatory remarks you will not like.
DIARY OF A BREXIT PARTY M E P IN BRUSSELS DAY ONE.
Alarm went off on teasmaid earlier than usual, remembered I had to attend something about fish in Brussels, decided to lie in instead.
Alarm goes off again, Elgar playing on the crystal set. Got up, ate some rations and headed for the seaport.
Discovered they actually have a train that goes underwater !. Headed back to Kings Cross to catch said train - a technological marvel of the modern age !.
Presented " passport " ( Blue of course ) at customs, a gateway to foreign lands and boarded the great underwater, iron beast.
Emerged from tunnel to find people speaking in foreign tongues, people driving on the right hand side of the road, some foreigner offers me a " croissant and " espresso ". Lucky for me I brought my own bread and drippin and of course ENGLISH tea, hand picked in the fields of Yorkshire !.
Upon arrival issued with a machine called an " eye pad " ( which i'm told is like a cross between a telescreen and a abacus ) as well as staff and a office in order to perform my " job ". Getting a little concern at this point.
Upon arrival at European Court amazed to find the building staffed with adults rather than grubby children, this must cost a fortune !. Just goes to show how work shy these European kids are.
More people taking in foreign tongues and eating funny food. Guy driving a BMW the wrong way nearly hits me, " Wanker I shout " but people just stare. At his point it's all too much so I head back to my hotel to lie down and read some Rudyard Kipling while listening to Land Of Hope And Glory on the crystal set.
Tomorrow we are discussing something called " workers rights ". Not quite sure what this is. probably won't show up. Instead may book a flight back to Blighty on British Airways of course, english pilots, english cabin crew. I don't like Europe. Had a drink with King Farage persuaded me to stick it out, " Iv'e been doing this shit for 20 years now, its easy cash you just have to do F**k All and take the 100,000 Euros every year. I'm beginning to like Europe, think I will hang around a while longer.