Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

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Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

Postby keeping_it_riel » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:53 am

My poorly old Vespa is currently gathering cobwebs in a garage in the middle of town (and has been for about 2 years) and I need to get it to the Vespa doctor.

I've tried getting it into a tuk tuk but it's just too bulky and won't quite fit. At the same time, hiring a large flatbed truck seems like overkill.

So chaps, any ideas? Thanks in advance.....
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Re: Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

Postby oxbowlarry » Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:25 am

Unless it needs major work get the mechanic to come to you. I'll pm a number for you he's a Vespa Mech from oz.
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Re: Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

Postby horace » Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:05 am

Put in on a cyclo, that's what I had to do a couple of times in the past and it nearly kills the guy so double the fun.
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Re: Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

Postby Bitteeinbit » Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:06 am

You can get those small blue trucks (used during the elections, not sure if that's what you meant by "flatbed". Flabeds are 18-wheelers in my mind) or better yet, hiring one of those small construction trailers (used to haul sand, bricks, etc) costs only 5$. Might want to either stack stuff to make a ramp or better yet, get a bunch of people to help you lift it up onto it. Can Vespas be laid down or will the side plastic break? Meaning does it need to be strapped standing or can it be left leaning on its side?
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Re: Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

Postby Playboy » Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:21 am

Get a motodop to tow it there.
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Re: Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

Postby keeping_it_riel » Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:03 am

Playboy wrote:Get a motodop to tow it there.


That won't work. Some fucking klutz in the garage tried dragging it around while the steering lock was on. Result = broken steering column.

Why oh why can't Khmers just stay the absolute fuck away from expensive things that don't belong to them?
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Re: Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

Postby Playboy » Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:19 am

Guess you will have to put it on a flatbed then. Unless the garage will come and collect it, then it becomes their problem.
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Re: Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

Postby vladimir » Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:24 am

remorque?
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Re: Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

Postby oxbowlarry » Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:24 am

Were are you going to take it ? I've got an old Vespa t5. Ihave only found one place and it was just small back room type shop
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Re: Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

Postby migratory » Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:53 am

ha ha, so sweet, ye' ol' bugger looking to get his scooter back on the road.. :bravo:
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Re: Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

Postby Nasty Canasta » Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:52 am

I was just sitting in Frescos (FCC) and noticed what appeared to be a Vespa on the back of a moto! If this wasn't yours, there is your answer and no doubt cheap.
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Re: Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

Postby Lucky Lucan » Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:26 pm

Bitteeinbit wrote: Can Vespas be laid down or will the side plastic break?


Side plastic? There's fuck all plastic on a 1960s Vespar.
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Re: Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

Postby cambod » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:00 pm

Flat bed.
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Re: Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

Postby scoffer » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:11 pm

Strap it across your back and carry it ya weak bastard.
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Re: Getting a broken down Vespa across town???

Postby flying chicken » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:24 pm

I thought you are riding Lexus and shits, in my gangs we dont drive moto, you are not officially in the club.
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