Khmer dude swigging on a bottle of boys piss
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Khmer dude swigging on a bottle of boys piss
Wasn't going to post this as it's fugging creepy and not up to my usual high standards..but it's bugging me.
My girlfriend told me that today she watched a khmer dude (who had just finished drinking rice whiskey or wine out of a plastic bottle) gulping down some young boys piss out of said plastic bottle.
She said the kids were giggling behind a bush peing in the bottle, and then walked to the other side where the guy was, and handed him the bottle. Evidently he had a good sniff and then proceeded to gulp it down. And not only that she watched him gulp down a partial refill not once, but twice after!! I bet he drinks Carling Black Label!
My girlfriend swears the kids are little shits (she shouted at them) and she said she thought the guy didn't know he was drinking piss, but she said he wasn't drunk.
She said the liquid wasn't clear.
So this is where i get confused with more questions than awnsers. Like how drunk do you have to be to not know you are drinking piss? 20 pints of lager pissed? Piss doesn't really taste like whiskey does it? Piss doesn't taste like water does it?
Should one stop drinking draught?
So then tonight i thought i'd check online if there's some sort of weird piss drinking therapy going on and WTF, to my surprise i find this ;
http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/992441.shtml
You would know if you drank piss though right?
My girlfriend told me that today she watched a khmer dude (who had just finished drinking rice whiskey or wine out of a plastic bottle) gulping down some young boys piss out of said plastic bottle.
She said the kids were giggling behind a bush peing in the bottle, and then walked to the other side where the guy was, and handed him the bottle. Evidently he had a good sniff and then proceeded to gulp it down. And not only that she watched him gulp down a partial refill not once, but twice after!! I bet he drinks Carling Black Label!
My girlfriend swears the kids are little shits (she shouted at them) and she said she thought the guy didn't know he was drinking piss, but she said he wasn't drunk.
She said the liquid wasn't clear.
So this is where i get confused with more questions than awnsers. Like how drunk do you have to be to not know you are drinking piss? 20 pints of lager pissed? Piss doesn't really taste like whiskey does it? Piss doesn't taste like water does it?
Should one stop drinking draught?
So then tonight i thought i'd check online if there's some sort of weird piss drinking therapy going on and WTF, to my surprise i find this ;
http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/992441.shtml
You would know if you drank piss though right?
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Sounds like your girlfriend has trouble telling how intoxicated a man is and the man in question probably had urine of a higher proof than the rice wine. Warm Cambodia beer is indistinguishable from piss anyway.
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It makes the National Enquirer look serious.
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No matter how pissed i get, I would always know that I was about to drink something sus.
Or is Khmer piss cold?
If so, any chance they could spit out a few ice cubes as well?
Or is Khmer piss cold?
If so, any chance they could spit out a few ice cubes as well?
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Isn't it odd that your girlfriend likes to watch people drink piss?
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Yeah well, I am sure that is true for a fresh, steaming turd as well. I shall still abstain; some things are better missed out on.Jamie_Lambo wrote:dont knock it until you tried it!
never try never know!
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Hanno wrote:Yeah well, I am sure that is true for a fresh, steaming turd as well. I shall still abstain; some things are better missed out on.Jamie_Lambo wrote:dont knock it until you tried it!
never try never know!
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There is nothing worse than drunkenly drinking piss, when you suddenly realise what it is, and you know urine real trouble.
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I have a habit of flushing the toilet before I finish take a piss just to see if I could beat the flush in time. Sometime the urine landed on my hand and feet...I think I accidentally tasted it once, kind of like fermented vinegar.
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