Hahaha you are such a talented comedian! Doing what I did is not much different than grabbing a hooker off the street. She did agree to do it after all and kept driving the price up and up so quit trying to make me out to be some sort of a creepo so you can score rep points with your boys.Alexandra wrote:There are thousands of guys in Japan alone married to body sized anime pillows. Thousands of guys doing what you do doesn’t make it normal. There’s a market for animal shit fetish porn for fucks sake.
Fuck her again and let her vomit on you. Thousands of guys are into it!
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Repeat. How much you pay?JayBoogie wrote:Hahaha you are such a talented comedian! Doing what I did is not much different than grabbing a hooker off the street. She did agree to do it after all and kept driving the price up and up so quit trying to make me out to be some sort of a creepo so you can score rep points with your boys.Alexandra wrote:There are thousands of guys in Japan alone married to body sized anime pillows. Thousands of guys doing what you do doesn’t make it normal. There’s a market for animal shit fetish porn for fucks sake.
Fuck her again and let her vomit on you. Thousands of guys are into it!
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The elephant is a great idea.JayBoogie wrote:Even if I wanted to I could not have taken the money back. She was gripping the money in her hand the entire time as if I was going to steal it from her. And of course she wanted to leave right away after she puked from the pain. She also works here so that doesn't make sense either.Jep wrote:Did you get your money back?JayBoogie wrote:I offered money to the maid for sex at my serviced apartment building. After driving up the price significantly, she agreed to do it finally. It did not end well. There was a bit of a size mismatch in the nether regions
I have paid and recovered my money when they fall asleep ~ easy.
I saw her this morning when she dropped off the laundry. I asked her if her stomach was okay and she said yes. She just complained about what look like mosquito bites. I guess she thinks she got them from me. She is a really naive province girl.
As silly as it seems, I was considering getting her a small elephant figurine as a sort of "mea culpa" offering. I was also considering raising her pay for laundry from $2 per week to $3 because she thinks $2 is not enough. I don't want to get too carried away though because I don't want her to start to take advantage of the situation especially because she comes from a very poor background. An expensive phone is too rich for my blood.
But whoah with the $3. $2.5 is more than enough.
LoL. kept driving the prices up..did you want kinky sex? what was your motive JayBoogieMan? im stoned, interested.JayBoogie wrote:Hahaha you are such a talented comedian! Doing what I did is not much different than grabbing a hooker off the street. She did agree to do it after all and kept driving the price up and up so quit trying to make me out to be some sort of a creepo so you can score rep points with your boys.Alexandra wrote:There are thousands of guys in Japan alone married to body sized anime pillows. Thousands of guys doing what you do doesn’t make it normal. There’s a market for animal shit fetish porn for fucks sake.
Fuck her again and let her vomit on you. Thousands of guys are into it!
Thanks. It's nice to get some sincere non-snarky advice for a change. There are so many assholes on here that give the internet a bad name when somebody is trying to be real and fucking legit and admit their mistakes.ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:The elephant is a great idea.JayBoogie wrote:Even if I wanted to I could not have taken the money back. She was gripping the money in her hand the entire time as if I was going to steal it from her. And of course she wanted to leave right away after she puked from the pain. She also works here so that doesn't make sense either.Jep wrote:Did you get your money back?JayBoogie wrote:I offered money to the maid for sex at my serviced apartment building. After driving up the price significantly, she agreed to do it finally. It did not end well. There was a bit of a size mismatch in the nether regions
I have paid and recovered my money when they fall asleep ~ easy.
I saw her this morning when she dropped off the laundry. I asked her if her stomach was okay and she said yes. She just complained about what look like mosquito bites. I guess she thinks she got them from me. She is a really naive province girl.
As silly as it seems, I was considering getting her a small elephant figurine as a sort of "mea culpa" offering. I was also considering raising her pay for laundry from $2 per week to $3 because she thinks $2 is not enough. I don't want to get too carried away though because I don't want her to start to take advantage of the situation especially because she comes from a very poor background. An expensive phone is too rich for my blood.
But whoah with the $3. $2.5 is more than enough.
Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up.
Honestly man it was just a fantasy of mine. I've always had a "fuck the maid" fantasy. I'm pretty sure that she comes from a very conservative background where sex before marriage is strictly forbidden. She took a really really long time to think about doing it even after giving her the money that she wanted which was $50 by the way Pedro. I know, way too much.Jep wrote:LoL. kept driving the prices up..did you want kinky sex? what was your motive JayBoogieMan? im stoned, interested.JayBoogie wrote:Hahaha you are such a talented comedian! Doing what I did is not much different than grabbing a hooker off the street. She did agree to do it after all and kept driving the price up and up so quit trying to make me out to be some sort of a creepo so you can score rep points with your boys.Alexandra wrote:There are thousands of guys in Japan alone married to body sized anime pillows. Thousands of guys doing what you do doesn’t make it normal. There’s a market for animal shit fetish porn for fucks sake.
Fuck her again and let her vomit on you. Thousands of guys are into it!
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A "naive provincial girl" and "consent" do not always go hand-in-hand; taking advantage of someone from your position of power, and then being overly defensive when called out about this, does not paint you in the best light. I am not sure an elephant statue will fix that.JayBoogie wrote:
Hahaha you are such a talented comedian! Doing what I did is not much different than grabbing a hooker off the street. She did agree to do it after all and kept driving the price up and up so quit trying to make me out to be some sort of a creepo so you can score rep points with your boys.
That ain't too much for crossing one off/spurging one out of your bucket list.JayBoogie wrote:Honestly man it was just a fantasy of mine. I've always had a "fuck the maid" fantasy. I'm pretty sure that she comes from a very conservative background where sex before marriage is strictly forbidden. She took a really really long time to think about doing it even after giving her the money that she wanted which was $50 by the way Pedro. I know, way too much.Jep wrote:LoL. kept driving the prices up..did you want kinky sex? what was your motive JayBoogieMan? im stoned, interested.JayBoogie wrote:Hahaha you are such a talented comedian! Doing what I did is not much different than grabbing a hooker off the street. She did agree to do it after all and kept driving the price up and up so quit trying to make me out to be some sort of a creepo so you can score rep points with your boys.Alexandra wrote:There are thousands of guys in Japan alone married to body sized anime pillows. Thousands of guys doing what you do doesn’t make it normal. There’s a market for animal shit fetish porn for fucks sake.
Fuck her again and let her vomit on you. Thousands of guys are into it!
Possibly ruined a girl's life, but sure she'll get over it,
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That makes sense. The million-dollar question is what to do about this self-created drama.cyclingqueen wrote:A "naive provincial girl" and "consent" do not always go hand-in-hand; taking advantage of someone from your position of power, and then being overly defensive when called out about this, does not paint you in the best light. I am not sure an elephant statue will fix that.JayBoogie wrote:
Hahaha you are such a talented comedian! Doing what I did is not much different than grabbing a hooker off the street. She did agree to do it after all and kept driving the price up and up so quit trying to make me out to be some sort of a creepo so you can score rep points with your boys.
Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up.
Precisely how would her life be ruined? If she got fired? I'm not porn size for Christ's sake.pedros wrote:That ain't too much for crossing one off/spurging one out of your bucket list.JayBoogie wrote:Honestly man it was just a fantasy of mine. I've always had a "fuck the maid" fantasy. I'm pretty sure that she comes from a very conservative background where sex before marriage is strictly forbidden. She took a really really long time to think about doing it even after giving her the money that she wanted which was $50 by the way Pedro. I know, way too much.Jep wrote:LoL. kept driving the prices up..did you want kinky sex? what was your motive JayBoogieMan? im stoned, interested.JayBoogie wrote:Hahaha you are such a talented comedian! Doing what I did is not much different than grabbing a hooker off the street. She did agree to do it after all and kept driving the price up and up so quit trying to make me out to be some sort of a creepo so you can score rep points with your boys.Alexandra wrote:There are thousands of guys in Japan alone married to body sized anime pillows. Thousands of guys doing what you do doesn’t make it normal. There’s a market for animal shit fetish porn for fucks sake.
Fuck her again and let her vomit on you. Thousands of guys are into it!
Possibly ruined a girl's life, but sure she'll get over it,
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I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
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I'd say that's pretty accurate.Playboy wrote:Absolution440.com
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Pardon me sir if you are not referring to me but how exactly is my topic trolling? I'm asking for legit advice from people that live here and may have been through something like this before. I have the sincerest of intentions. Pal, judging from the history of this forum the trolls outnumber me here about 100 to 1.scoffer wrote:Might I suggest that there is a Troll in the room.
But please,
Feel free to feed the Troll.
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