violet wrote:^ Too bad I'm not a clever hacker
My little Padawan, you have much to learn.
For a small price of $23.50 per hour you should visit the "Scoffer School of internet Hacking "
I will show you how to hack the internet in only 2 hrs.
I can also sell you a special chopping knife at a discount so that when you hack those internet wires you do not get electrocuted.
A Money back guarantee is available for an extra $5.00 per hr.