!!!SplitteЯ!!! Drummer required

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!!!SplitteЯ!!! Drummer required

Postby Splitter » Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:15 am

Hello again! So now SplitteЯ require your help again. This time we need a drummer!!!

We're a dedicated band who just want to play our own original songs loud and hard and to light a fire up under your ass!!!!

Now all we need to complete this cacophony of an aural assault is someone who can attack the drums. Someone who can accent the music. Someone who can make these guitars, bass and vocals sound even louder and heavier than what they already are.

We're a growing band and need someone to keep the rhythm. We practice regularly and are aiming for playing shows and writing music as much as we can. This band is a machine and we need more fuel to drive it.

Own kit is not essential but we do require you practice with us regularly and drink beer.

Reply here, PM or leave a message (AND LIKE!) our facebook page if you're interested in making some fucking awesome music and contributing to the musical turbine we are striving to create! As long as you have a pair of drumsticks and some enthusiasm then don't be afraid to come join in.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Splitter/377792748971616
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Re: !!!SplitteЯ!!! Drummer required

Postby flying chicken » Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:41 am

Who are you? Linkin park? Spelling with the R the other side.

Are you gonna throw off *me* Jack Black aka Dewey off the stage like the beginning of scene in School of Rock if I gonna drum with my 2 nuts?

If not, how much will I be pay for this gig?
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Re: !!!SplitteЯ!!! Drummer required

Postby Soi Dog » Sat Nov 24, 2012 6:28 am

Two similar threads asking for drummers in two days. If this keeps up K440 may need to add a new "Drummers Wanted" forum.
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Re: !!!SplitteЯ!!! Drummer required

Postby long in the tooth » Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:47 pm

what do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?
Why, oh why, didn't I take the Blue pill?
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Re: !!!SplitteЯ!!! Drummer required

Postby cambod » Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:55 pm

long in the tooth wrote:what do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?


Homeless.

8-)
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Re: !!!SplitteЯ!!! Drummer required

Postby long in the tooth » Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:56 pm

cambod wrote:
long in the tooth wrote:what do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?


Homeless.

8-)


you're hot tonight.

beer(s) next week.
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Re: !!!SplitteЯ!!! Drummer required

Postby Jessb52 » Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:28 pm

long in the tooth wrote:
cambod wrote:
long in the tooth wrote:what do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?


Homeless.

8-)


you're hot tonight.

beer(s) next week.


I don't get it? :stupid:
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Re: !!!SplitteЯ!!! Drummer required

Postby willie » Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:44 am

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum - Persian proverb
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Re: !!!SplitteЯ!!! Drummer required

Postby cambod » Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:49 pm

long in the tooth wrote:
cambod wrote:
long in the tooth wrote:what do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?


Homeless.

8-)


you're hot tonight.

beer(s) next week.


YaY! I finally won something!
"Life is too important to take seriously."

:P Move to Cambodia
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Re: !!!SplitteЯ!!! Drummer required

Postby Playboy » Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:27 pm

cambod wrote:
long in the tooth wrote:
cambod wrote:
long in the tooth wrote:what do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.
8-)

you're hot tonight.
beer(s) next week.

YaY! I finally won something!

What about the syphilis you won last month ?
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Re: !!!SplitteЯ!!! Drummer required

Postby cambod » Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:44 pm

Playboy wrote:
cambod wrote:
long in the tooth wrote:
cambod wrote:
long in the tooth wrote:what do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.
8-)

you're hot tonight.
beer(s) next week.

YaY! I finally won something!

What about the syphilis you won last month ?


Nah, I paid $20 fair-and-square for that.

8-)
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