how to sneak into cambodia
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how to sneak into cambodia
hello my friends
I got a trouble in thailand .because my friend setup me .i need to leave thailand
but now i lost my passport and everything ..
i need your help . teach me how to go to cambodia with out visa and passport ..
hope you can read my english !!sry!
i checked in google . cross trat border or poitet border ..but i dont know exact how to sneak it..
wait for your suggest....lots of thanks
I got a trouble in thailand .because my friend setup me .i need to leave thailand
but now i lost my passport and everything ..
i need your help . teach me how to go to cambodia with out visa and passport ..
hope you can read my english !!sry!
i checked in google . cross trat border or poitet border ..but i dont know exact how to sneak it..
wait for your suggest....lots of thanks
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Slovenian style is to go by swimming.
Slovenly Slovenian Swimmer: http://www.khmer440.com/chat_forum/view ... hp?t=42314
Slovenly Slovenian Swimmer: http://www.khmer440.com/chat_forum/view ... hp?t=42314
Pardon my engrish, thanks you.
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You need to get yourself to Aranyaprathet ASAP. Go to the Happy Smile guesthouse, and get in touch with a man called "Chai". He's easily recognizable due to his prosthetic leg and glass eye.
Tell him what's up, that you're a wanted criminal and you just want to get across the border, through no-man's land and the minefields. I'd suggest offering him at least $1000, but try to bargain him down to around $400. Be warned, if you mess around with him he'll slit your throat and bury you in a shallow grave. Welcome to Cambodia. Or better still, just fuck off and don't even bother us with your dumb bullshit.
Tell him what's up, that you're a wanted criminal and you just want to get across the border, through no-man's land and the minefields. I'd suggest offering him at least $1000, but try to bargain him down to around $400. Be warned, if you mess around with him he'll slit your throat and bury you in a shallow grave. Welcome to Cambodia. Or better still, just fuck off and don't even bother us with your dumb bullshit.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
Having given this some thought, the following suggestion is the best I can come up with without involving other people..(extra costs). The plan is quite simple but largely hinges on whether you have steel balls or not.
Swimming? ...fuck that; no thrill to be had from swimming. My suggestion is to get your sad and flogged out ass up to Preah Vihear and ...paraglide off the 600m high escarpment to your perceived 'haven'. That would be rather stylish, but may also attract unwanted attention, so a little planning needed in that respect e.g. night vision goggles for the ultimate stealth experience.
A parapont backpack cost about $1k, but when you've landed in Cambodia, the backpack will help you pass off as a backpacker tourist... best of luck.
Swimming? ...fuck that; no thrill to be had from swimming. My suggestion is to get your sad and flogged out ass up to Preah Vihear and ...paraglide off the 600m high escarpment to your perceived 'haven'. That would be rather stylish, but may also attract unwanted attention, so a little planning needed in that respect e.g. night vision goggles for the ultimate stealth experience.
A parapont backpack cost about $1k, but when you've landed in Cambodia, the backpack will help you pass off as a backpacker tourist... best of luck.
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A bargirl has stolen my passport and she now wants me to hand her $2000 to get it back.
I am in the shit and I need some help and advice
Many thanks in advance
I am in the shit and I need some help and advice
Many thanks in advance
How much,how long to to get a new one? Do you need it soon for travel, ID etc
Seems like a high price unless you're desperate
Do you know any "friendly" policemen?
Seems like a high price unless you're desperate
Do you know any "friendly" policemen?
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whereismylife: ypu wouldn't be related to "Passportstolen"? http://www.khmer440.com/chat_forum/view ... =1&t=46075
I cannot believe that there are two separate sad sacks posting crap like this early on a Sunday morning.
I cannot believe that there are two separate sad sacks posting crap like this early on a Sunday morning.
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Was thinking exactly the same thingHanno wrote:whereismylife: ypu wouldn't be related to "Passportstolen"? http://www.khmer440.com/chat_forum/view ... =1&t=46075
I cannot believe that there are two separate sad sacks posting crap like this early on a Sunday morning.
Never mind.
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Where are you from? Why don't you just go to your Embassy/Consulate? Any travel insurance? Just some ideas...
How many nights/days did you spent with her without paying for her services ? Just another idea...
Usually Embassies can give out emergency passports if you have a declaration of theft issued by the local police...
How many nights/days did you spent with her without paying for her services ? Just another idea...
Usually Embassies can give out emergency passports if you have a declaration of theft issued by the local police...
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