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Evening date options for illiterate, teetotal yamahead

Postby Euro Skank » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:17 am

I promised to take a girl out recently when pissed up as she's had a pretty rough time recently. Any ideas on where we can go; she's illiterate so that rules out my usual preferred choice of karaoke. And she doesn't really drink alcohol but at a push would probably be content with watching me get lamped although it would be fairly selfish and I'm trying to stop being a self-serving cunt.
Any good Khmer movies playing right now? I see most have English subs.
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Re: Evening date options for illiterate, teetotal yamahead

Postby spitthedog » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:32 am

Don't be so hard on yerself mate.
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Re: Evening date options for illiterate, teetotal yamahead

Postby TristranandIsolde » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:36 am

Riverboat cruise, just mind the gap. Get her away from it all ...
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Re: Evening date options for illiterate, teetotal yamahead

Postby phat kunthea » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:01 am

Bird watching in front of the Royal palace.
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Evening date options for illiterate, teetotal yamahead

Postby epidemiks » Wed Jan 11, 2017 4:15 pm

TristranandIsolde wrote:Riverboat cruise, just mind the gap.


Exceedingly poor taste.
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Re: Evening date options for illiterate, teetotal yamahead

Postby bigphatt » Wed Jan 11, 2017 4:37 pm

Her name isn't Miss Bic Lighter by any chance. 8-)
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Postby The Window Licker » Mon Jan 16, 2017 5:59 pm

Thanks. I think I'll take her to the new lezzer bar.

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Postby Lucky Lucan » Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:44 pm

The Window Licker wrote:Thanks. I think I'll take her to the new lezzer bar.



The "new" lezzer bar is for sale already in case you want to get involved with the fur trade.
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Postby Playboy » Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:46 pm

Lucky Lucan wrote:
The Window Licker wrote:Thanks. I think I'll take her to the new lezzer bar.



The "new" lezzer bar is for sale already in case you want to get involved with the fur trade.

If the date goes well, you could buy her the Lezza bar to run.
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Re: Evening date options for illiterate, teetotal yamahead

Postby chkwoot » Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:09 am

So, how did the date go? Propose yet?
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