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I Fucked Up

Postby JayBoogie » Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:57 pm

I offered money to the maid for sex at my serviced apartment building. After driving up the price significantly, she agreed to do it finally. It did not end well. There was a bit of a size mismatch in the nether regions if you know what I'm saying and she ended up vomiting in the bathroom. I felt pretty horrible afterwards although in some ways I know she was taking advantage of me just as much as I was her.

My first instinct was to just sweep it under the rug and hope it goes away but I don't think that is possible. There is a nosey elderly man across the hall who likes to rumor and gossip and I believe he already knows what happened. He has lived here for years and knows the owner well so I am sure it is just a matter of time before he finds out. She SEEMS like a nice girl and I would hate to see her lose her job.

My question is, should I just lay low and see if everything is cool or man up with the owner and admit what I did and promise it will never happen again? If he decides to kick me out I would really hate to be scrambling around for expensive accommodation while I look for cheaper long-term accommodation. My budget is very tight.

I'm from the USA and this is my first time abroad. I'm in a wild and corrupt country like Cambodia so I'm a bit paranoid.

I'm not the type of person to hold someone else accountable for any advice they may give me that might go wrong. I'm just in a very anxious and paranoid state of mind and have been taking a few Valiums to try and calm down. I stopped drinking over 2 years ago so that is definitely a no-no.

ANY help or advice would be greatly appreciated.
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Re: I Fucked Up

Postby Beaker » Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:12 pm

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Re: I Fucked Up

Postby pedros » Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:19 pm

How much you pay?
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Re: I Fucked Up

Postby Barang_doa_slae » Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:33 pm

Reminds me of the westerner intern vet who was banging the soon to be married clinic maid on top of 30kg dog food bags. It didn’t end that well..
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Re: I Fucked Up

Postby Mèo Đen » Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:35 pm

JayBoogie wrote:I offered money to the maid for sex at my serviced apartment building........

My question is, should I just lay low and see if everything is cool or man up


I think you should apologize to her, buy her a nice phone and say you can not marry her as you are betrothed to a Filipena girl

JayBoogie wrote:That is not the reason why she is marrying me. Sure there are some like that but why do you paint them all with such a broad brush? She is OK with Cambodia. She just wants to be with me. There is such a thing as true love. I hope you find it someday sir.


Tell your true love you have been fu***ng the maid, if she forgives you its true love, if not marry the maid! :grin:

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Re: I Fucked Up

Postby Jep » Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:46 pm

JayBoogie wrote:I offered money to the maid for sex at my serviced apartment building. After driving up the price significantly, she agreed to do it finally. It did not end well. There was a bit of a size mismatch in the nether regions

Did you get your money back?
I have paid and recovered my money when they fall asleep ~ easy.
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Re: I Fucked Up

Postby gavinmac » Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:54 pm

JayBoogie wrote:My question is, should I just lay low and see if everything is cool or man up with the owner and admit what I did and promise it will never happen again?



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Re: I Fucked Up

Postby JayBoogie » Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:57 pm

gavinmac wrote:
JayBoogie wrote:My question is, should I just lay low and see if everything is cool or man up with the owner and admit what I did and promise it will never happen again?




Fucking hysterical.
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Re: I Fucked Up

Postby JayBoogie » Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:02 pm

Mèo Đen wrote:
JayBoogie wrote:I offered money to the maid for sex at my serviced apartment building........

My question is, should I just lay low and see if everything is cool or man up


I think you should apologize to her, buy her a nice phone and say you can not marry her as you are betrothed to a Filipena girl

JayBoogie wrote:That is not the reason why she is marrying me. Sure there are some like that but why do you paint them all with such a broad brush? She is OK with Cambodia. She just wants to be with me. There is such a thing as true love. I hope you find it someday sir.


Tell your true love you have been fu***ng the maid, if she forgives you its true love, if not marry the maid! :grin:

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For your information smartass, I did tell her. I'm a man for Christ sake we are fucking weak when it comes to sex in case you didn't know that you idiot.
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Re: I Fucked Up

Postby ali baba » Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:05 pm

My advice is to [delete] the [delete] and then hope for the best.

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Re: I Fucked Up

Postby Playboy » Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:08 pm

The hotel maid ??!?

This must be the laziest whoremonger ever - and that includes some stiff competition from some of our older posters here. Image

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Re: I Fucked Up

Postby JayBoogie » Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:14 pm

Jep wrote:
JayBoogie wrote:I offered money to the maid for sex at my serviced apartment building. After driving up the price significantly, she agreed to do it finally. It did not end well. There was a bit of a size mismatch in the nether regions

Did you get your money back?
I have paid and recovered my money when they fall asleep ~ easy.


Even if I wanted to I could not have taken the money back. She was gripping the money in her hand the entire time as if I was going to steal it from her. And of course she wanted to leave right away after she puked from the pain. She also works here so that doesn't make sense either.

I saw her this morning when she dropped off the laundry. I asked her if her stomach was okay and she said yes. She just complained about what look like mosquito bites. I guess she thinks she got them from me. She is a really naive province girl.

As silly as it seems, I was considering getting her a small elephant figurine as a sort of "mea culpa" offering. I was also considering raising her pay for laundry from $2 per week to $3 because she thinks $2 is not enough. I don't want to get too carried away though because I don't want her to start to take advantage of the situation especially because she comes from a very poor background. An expensive phone is too rich for my blood.
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Re: I Fucked Up

Postby JayBoogie » Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:19 pm

Playboy wrote:The hotel maid ??!?

This must be the laziest whoremonger ever - and that includes some stiff competition from some of our older posters here. Image

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I've already tried one in Wat Phnom it is too far away from where I live...and let's be real there are hundreds if not thousands of dudes that live abroad that fuck their maids.
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Re: I Fucked Up

Postby Alexandra » Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:20 pm

There are thousands of guys in Japan alone married to body sized anime pillows. Thousands of guys doing what you do doesn’t make it normal. There’s a market for animal shit fetish porn for fucks sake.

Fuck her again and let her vomit on you. Thousands of guys are into it!
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Re: I Fucked Up

Postby JayBoogie » Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:30 pm

Alexandra wrote:There are thousands of guys in Japan alone married to body sized anime pillows. Thousands of guys doing what you do doesn’t make it normal. There’s a market for animal shit fetish porn for fucks sake.

Fuck her again and let her vomit on you. Thousands of guys are into it!


Hahaha you are such a talented comedian! Doing what I did is not much different than grabbing a hooker off the street. She did agree to do it after all and kept driving the price up and up so quit trying to make me out to be some sort of a creepo so you can score rep points with your boys.
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