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Angel Massage on 172

Postby Williagra » Fri Jul 20, 2018 4:41 pm

It appears that all the massage joints are now offering, or pushing, happy endings. Today I went into ANGEL SPA on STREET 172 for an $8/one hour body massage. Within a minute the girl was all over the goods pushing complete service which I rejected. After a decent straight body massage I discovered my wallet was outside my pants with a $50 bill missing. I got the familiar "search the room, we no have" bullshit. I split in disgust. What happened to straight massage? I miss Islands Spa.
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Re: Angel Massage on 172

Postby pedros » Sat Jul 21, 2018 7:03 pm

Williagra wrote:It appears that all the massage joints are now offering, or pushing, happy endings. Today I went into ANGEL SPA on STREET 172 for an $8/one hour body massage. Within a minute the girl was all over the goods pushing complete service which I rejected. After a decent straight body massage I discovered my wallet was outside my pants with a $50 bill missing. I got the familiar "search the room, we no have" bullshit. I split in disgust. What happened to straight massage? I miss Islands Spa.
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Sweeeet. I'm there with just a score in my pocket tomorrow afternoon. Thanks for the heads up!
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Re: Angel Massage on 172

Postby Stokely C » Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:24 pm

I also had a strange experience in Angel Spa. I was having a normal full body massage when the girl said to me "don’t worry about the erection. I'm not bothered about it, if you're not."

That's great I replied, but can you stop rubbing it again by back.
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Re: Angel Massage on 172

Postby chkwoot » Sun Jul 22, 2018 6:34 am

Williagra wrote:It appears that all the massage joints are now offering, or pushing, happy endings. Today I went into ANGEL SPA on STREET 172 for an $8/one hour body massage. Within a minute the girl was all over the goods pushing complete service which I rejected. After a decent straight body massage I discovered my wallet was outside my pants with a $50 bill missing. I got the familiar "search the room, we no have" bullshit. I split in disgust. What happened to straight massage? I miss Islands Spa.
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You signed up on this forum 4.5 years ago, and this is your first post?! Hmm. :popcorn:

Straight massage is quite readily available here. Bodia, for example. http://www.bodia-spa.com/catalogue/menu.php Just not for $8.

Stokely C wrote:I also had a strange experience in Angel Spa. I was having a normal full body massage when the girl said to me "don’t worry about the erection. I'm not bothered about it, if you're not."

That's great I replied, but can you stop rubbing it against my back.

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Re: Angel Massage on 172

Postby gavinmac » Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:14 am

chkwoot wrote:You signed up on this forum 4.5 years ago, and this is your first post?! Hmm. :popcorn:



What does that have to do with anything? Do you think a competing massage parlor owner decided back in 2014, "I'm going to join a forum, wait four and a half years, then make a false post accusing my competitor's staff of theft?"
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Re: Angel Massage on 172

Postby spitthedog » Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:58 am

I was having a normal full body massage when the girl said to me "don’t worry about the erection. I'm not bothered about it, if you're not."



Dude, they cannot pronounce their r's well in SEA. She was probably refering to the upcoming election which many people are worried about.
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Re: Angel Massage on 172

Postby RainMan » Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:27 am

spitthedog wrote:
I was having a normal full body massage when the girl said to me "don’t worry about the erection. I'm not bothered about it, if you're not."



Dude, they cannot pronounce their r's well in SEA. She was probably refering to the upcoming election which many people are worried about.


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Re: Angel Massage on 172

Postby chkwoot » Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:58 am

gavinmac wrote:
chkwoot wrote:You signed up on this forum 4.5 years ago, and this is your first post?! Hmm. :popcorn:



What does that have to do with anything? Do you think a competing massage parlor owner decided back in 2014, "I'm going to join a forum, wait four and a half years, then make a false post accusing my competitor's staff of theft?"

I've just noticed that over the past year or so, a lot of posters who signed up long ago but were never active, are suddenly contributing. Did someone(s) create many accounts to be used at a later date after their other account(s) get suspended or banned, or for nefarious purposes?
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Or it could be what you said.
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Re: Angel Massage on 172

Postby TurnTheCrank » Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:35 am

Where in the hell you leave your wallets anyway? Shouldn't require too much imagination to secure a fucking wallet for an hour in a massage shop. For fucks sake!
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Re: Angel Massage on 172

Postby simon44 » Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:42 am

You need to hide your money up your arse... the girl will only find it if she gives you a prostate massage :)
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