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What do you have in common with your Missus?

Postby RickyBobby » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:20 pm

It's such a lovely dynamic, her and I, we have a lot of fun and laugh a lot, yet we really don't have much in common. We still enjoy each others company, and I just accept this as kind of normal, but is it really?
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Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Postby YaTingPom » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:59 pm

How long have you been together?
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Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Postby kinard » Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:11 pm

RickyBobby wrote:... yet we really don't have much in common...

Now that's not entirely true, is it? You both have a ling tauch. :P
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Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Postby RickyBobby » Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:13 pm

YaTingPom wrote:How long have you been together?
At some point in my flight from the UK I turned from a middle aged, blind douche to a hilarious sex symbol. All the local girls thought I was bloody hilarious and sexy. Go figure.
About 5 years now.
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Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Postby Alexandra » Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:14 pm

Only one year until she looks like she's 18 then, congratulations.
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Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Postby Lol Nol » Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:42 pm

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I was sure there was a dedicated thread for Pork Pie Porn and new kid to extol the virtues of their brides.
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Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Postby Jep » Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:43 pm

I can't fathom why some guys marry girls from poor families. thats a recipe for financial disaster. sick buffaloes.
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Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Postby batshitcrazyweirdo » Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:00 pm

Jep wrote:I can't fathom why some guys marry girls from poor families. thats a recipe for financial disaster. sick buffaloes.


Oh, that's usually fer fine poontang. But in Ricky Booby's case ........... could be a good hammerin. Just sayin.
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Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Postby YaTingPom » Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:59 pm

She laughs a lot in the bedroom.
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Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Postby LaudJohn » Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:14 pm

What do we have in common?

Standard male/female relationship commonalities:

I make a mess, she cleans it.

I wear the clothes, she washes them,

She cooks I eat it,

I make the money, she spends it.
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Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Postby Alex » Tue Dec 04, 2018 5:20 pm

The family name. Next.
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Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Postby GMJS-440 » Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:03 am

We enjoy the same shows and movies, it’s a huge deal being able to agree on what to watch.

We like to playfully annoy each other, we laugh a bunch.

She doesn’t like to drink so can be the driver.
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Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Postby spitthedog » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:56 pm

GMJS-440 wrote:We enjoy the same shows and movies, it’s a huge deal being able to agree on what to watch.



So you sit on the sofa together holding hands watching Scooby Doo and Oggy & the Cockroaches then or what?? And listening to Westlife, Justin Bieber and Shania fuggin Twain?

We just want to be together!!

Tell me its not true mate? Please tell me.
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Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Postby MartyPoppins » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:51 pm

I see guys who still speak to their wives/LT GFs in one-syllable pidgin English. I have no idea what they have in common - every time they are out, the girls spend the entire night looking at their phones. Zero effort to make conversation. I suppose they have great sex - hopefully together.
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Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Postby GMJS-440 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:04 pm

spitthedog wrote:
GMJS-440 wrote:We enjoy the same shows and movies, it’s a huge deal being able to agree on what to watch.



So you sit on the sofa together holding hands watching Scooby Doo and Oggy & the Cockroaches then or what?? And listening to Westlife, Justin Bieber and Shania fuggin Twain?

We just want to be together!!

Tell me its not true mate? Please tell me.


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