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Poll: Have You Ever Lied About Living in or Visiting Cambodia?
I still remember my mother’s response the first time I told her I was visiting Cambodia about four years ago. She paused for a few seconds and then asked, “Isn’t that where they go to have sex with little boys?”…
Poll: Do You Plan to Die in Cambodia?
I’m curious about how many expats plan to live the rest of their lives (in other words, die) in Cambodia. I’m not asking if you’re a “deathpat” who is intentionally or at least recklessly drinking, drugging or whoring yourself to…
Poll: Do Khmer women have bigger ears than Western women?
Do Khmer women have bigger ears than Western women?Yes, I know a few Khmer girls who vaguely resemble Dumbo the elephant or Wayne RooneyNo, their ears aren?t any bigger, but they do protrude more from the sides of their headsI…
Gavinmac’s ’56 Signs You Might Be a Sexpat’
If you’re more than double your girlfriend’s age or triple her weight, you might be a sexpat. If you”ve had more STDs in Cambodia than bouts of food poisoning, you might be a sexpat. If you spend more money on…
Marathon (half) Man……
Acclaimed 440 e-mail hoaxer Gavin Mac fancies running the Ankor Half Marathon. But first he needs to straighten out a few details…… tour@angkorwatmarathon.org Dear Marathon Director- from “Gavin Mac” I am very excited about entering the 2005 Angkor Wat International…
Dear British Embassy in Cambodia……
Given the current political climate, Cambodia’s foremost email hoaxer had some concerns about speaking out. He ran his problem past the UK embassy….. Wed, 26 Oct 2005 04:03:41 +0100 (BST) From: “gavin mac” Subject: Legal Question To: Britemb@online.com.kh Dear Embassy:…
Dear Raffles Hotel Le Royal
Cambodia”s number one email hoaxer is considering a stay at Le Royal Hotel. He has some very particular requirements. From: “gavin mac” Subject: Reservation To: ask-us.phnompenh@raffles.com Dear Raffles Hotel Le Royal I am interested in reserving a room at your…
What a Presidential Palaver!
Unbowed by Mr Cupid’s refusal to respond to his previous email, top email hoaxer GavinMac moved turned his attentions to Cambodia”s favourite on/off, stop/start airline. Sat, 1 Oct 2005 22:21:22 -0700 (PDT) From: “gavin mac” Subject: Booking inquiry To: reservations@presidentairlines.com…
Mr Cupid – ‘Marry a Khmer Factory Girl’
Mr Cupid – who describes himself as an International Matchmaker – promises to hook up lonely men with the Cambodian village girl/ factory girl of their dreams and all “without any fuss or worry on your part.” So, without any…
Poll: Have or Would you Let Your Baby Ride Around Phnom Penh on a Moto?
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A few months back, Britney Spears got a visit from child protection authorities in California for driving her car a few blocks with her baby seated in her lap instead of in a fortress-like car seat. I thought about that…