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Gavinmac’s Guide to Playing ‘Connect Four’ with Khmer Bargirls

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I still remember the night that I found my true passion in a Phnom Penh bar of questionable repute. It was my second trip to Cambodia, and I heard about a new “hostess bar” that had recently opened in town….

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Poll: Have or Would you Let Your Baby Ride Around Phnom Penh on a Moto?

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A few months back, Britney Spears got a visit from child protection authorities in California for driving her car a few blocks with her baby seated in her lap instead of in a fortress-like car seat. I thought about that…

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Poll: Have You Ever Lied About Living in or Visiting Cambodia?

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I still remember my mother’s response the first time I told her I was visiting Cambodia about four years ago. She paused for a few seconds and then asked, “Isn’t that where they go to have sex with little boys?”…

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Poll: Do You Plan to Die in Cambodia?

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I’m curious about how many expats plan to live the rest of their lives (in other words, die) in Cambodia. I’m not asking if you’re a “deathpat” who is intentionally or at least recklessly drinking, drugging or whoring yourself to…

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Poll: Do Khmer women have bigger ears than Western women?

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Do Khmer women have bigger ears than Western women?Yes, I know a few Khmer girls who vaguely resemble Dumbo the elephant or Wayne RooneyNo, their ears aren?t any bigger, but they do protrude more from the sides of their headsI…

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Gavinmac’s ’56 Signs You Might Be a Sexpat’

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If you’re more than double your girlfriend’s age or triple her weight, you might be a sexpat. If you”ve had more STDs in Cambodia than bouts of food poisoning, you might be a sexpat. If you spend more money on…

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Marathon (half) Man……

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Acclaimed 440 e-mail hoaxer Gavin Mac fancies running the Ankor Half Marathon. But first he needs to straighten out a few details…… [email protected] Dear Marathon Director- from “Gavin Mac” I am very excited about entering the 2005 Angkor Wat International…

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Dear British Embassy in Cambodia……

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Given the current political climate, Cambodia’s foremost email hoaxer had some concerns about speaking out. He ran his problem past the UK embassy….. Wed, 26 Oct 2005 04:03:41 +0100 (BST) From: “gavin mac” Subject: Legal Question To: [email protected] Dear Embassy:…

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Dear Raffles Hotel Le Royal

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Cambodia”s number one email hoaxer is considering a stay at Le Royal Hotel. He has some very particular requirements. From: “gavin mac” Subject: Reservation To: [email protected] Dear Raffles Hotel Le Royal I am interested in reserving a room at your…

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What a Presidential Palaver!

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Unbowed by Mr Cupid’s refusal to respond to his previous email, top email hoaxer GavinMac moved turned his attentions to Cambodia”s favourite on/off, stop/start airline. Sat, 1 Oct 2005 22:21:22 -0700 (PDT) From: “gavin mac” Subject: Booking inquiry To: [email protected]

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