McPhisto wrote:epidemiks wrote:“Prove his innocence and overturn the conviction.”
Overturn a conviction in a Cambodian court? Good luck with that.
Wasn't this bloke going to 'reveal all' to CEO a few months ago?
I thought Smith's claim to his CEO fan club was that he was never tried or convicted in Cambodia. This article seems to shoot that explanation in the dick.
Pure conjecture, but I imagine the whole situation about this 'world exclusive' like this.
CEO Dude, on his annual 10 day Cambodian visit is sitting stuffing his pie hole with greasy pork laden pizza, spots a face he recognizes. Between gobfulls he calls out.
"HEY, BUDDY aren't you MARK SMITH?"
Mark Smith, recently out of Prey Sar, his life in complete tatters as he prepares to go home and be put on the nonce watch list for the next decade: "Erm, yeah"
CEO Dude: CEO would LOVE to write your story, in YOUR own WORDS! Whaddya ya SAY?"
Mark Smith: "Erm, erm", turns back to his food
CEO Dude: "So YEAH? OK, ALRIGHT! Promise?"
Mark Smith: "Look mate, I've got a lot on my plate right now, what with my entire life being ruined and the prospect of never seeing my kids again and stuff."
CEO Dude: "That's a YEAH then?"
Mark Smith: "Look, when I get back to England, maybe I'll write something" Turns back to his plate with tears welling up in his eyes.
CEO Dude: "ALRIGHT, HOMIE!" Wipes his greasy fingers and starts furiously punching a thread title using Tapatalk.
Mark Smith, quietly sobbing, pays his bill and leaves the restaurant swiftly.
CEO Dude: "Don't forget MY exclusive story, YO!" Then returns to the desert, before his tourist visa even begins to expire.
[quote="McPhisto"][quote="epidemiks"]“Prove his innocence and overturn the conviction.”
Overturn a conviction in a Cambodian court? Good luck with that.
Wasn't this bloke going to 'reveal all' to CEO a few months ago?[/quote]
I thought Smith's claim to his CEO fan club was that he was never tried or convicted in Cambodia. This article seems to shoot that explanation in the dick.[/quote]
Pure conjecture, but I imagine the whole situation about this 'world exclusive' like this.
CEO Dude, on his annual 10 day Cambodian visit is sitting stuffing his pie hole with greasy pork laden pizza, spots a face he recognizes. Between gobfulls he calls out.
"HEY, BUDDY aren't you MARK SMITH?"
Mark Smith, recently out of Prey Sar, his life in complete tatters as he prepares to go home and be put on the nonce watch list for the next decade: "Erm, yeah"
CEO Dude: CEO would LOVE to write your story, in YOUR own WORDS! Whaddya ya SAY?"
Mark Smith: "Erm, erm", turns back to his food
CEO Dude: "So YEAH? OK, ALRIGHT! Promise?"
Mark Smith: "Look mate, I've got a lot on my plate right now, what with my entire life being ruined and the prospect of never seeing my kids again and stuff."
CEO Dude: "That's a YEAH then?"
Mark Smith: "Look, when I get back to England, maybe I'll write something" Turns back to his plate with tears welling up in his eyes.
CEO Dude: "ALRIGHT, HOMIE!" Wipes his greasy fingers and starts furiously punching a thread title using Tapatalk.
Mark Smith, quietly sobbing, pays his bill and leaves the restaurant swiftly.
CEO Dude: "Don't forget MY exclusive story, YO!" Then returns to the desert, before his tourist visa even begins to expire.