So if there's both do you get a better rate?

If only the hotel had this policy, they wouldn't have a reason to complain!

going to have to be a +1 for Shitsville, for comical value alone lol
Sihanoukville 18 - 7 Shitsville

boomer wrote:Bernard Ritter, The Shitville Shitter

Bernard Ritter better get a
bigger broader bum-wrapper
a new XL nappy for a flabby
fap-happy fat-arsed chappy

Sheet on the bed, topical.

this reminds me of the story of the italian guy who went to malta...

He should have disguised it. Some cool shades newspaper and a martini.

They might have thought he was just a funny little feller who was running a big tab.

It's disgusting what this guy did to his hotel bed, absolutely shocking. Honestly you really couldn't make it up.

Has the Daily Mail picked up this story? They should. This is exactly why Britain needs to get out of the E.U. The politicians like to say that Brits and Western Europeans have a shared culture. What nonsense! British people like to escape the winter and vacation at some sunny seaside location, drink a lot, perhaps get into some fights and maybe even some trouble with the law. Germans on the other hand like to escape the winter and vacation at some sunny seaside location and shit on their hotel beds.

Rib wrote:

spitthedog wrote:Not enough detail on said turd imo. Was it a nice firm one or more like one after a Vindaloo and 5 pints of lager?
A firm one might ruin your week, but a runny one is the stuff of nightmares.

With my new and improved exercise regime, better diet, and vastly reduced alcohol intake, I had my first firm one in years the other day. F-me what a feeling, better than sex.

I see ... so are you saying you are a virgin ... or gay?

Batshit at your service

spitthedog wrote:Not enough detail on said turd imo. Was it a nice firm one or more like one after a Vindaloo and 5 pints of lager?
A firm one might ruin your week, but a runny one is the stuff of nightmares.

With my new and improved exercise regime, better diet, and vastly reduced alcohol intake, I had my first firm one in years the other day. F-me what a feeling, better than sex.

I immediately thought of Caddyshack but this one had sunk. Could Gavinmac do some detective work on why turds sink.

Phuket2006 wrote:

ken svay wrote:Funny thread that. We had a phantom shitter in the swimming pool at the complex the other night. Unfortunately the trouser trout was found by a small kid the next afternoon when there was a birthday party at the pool. Ten adults and kids evacuated the pool very quickly when the bondi cigar surfaced.

ahh think Bill Murry in Caddyshack with Chevy Chase were he jumped in to fish it out, saw it was a candy bar and ate it

I found the complex's security footage. I didn't know that Ken let his hair grow so long!

I know a wee bit about this passport copy thing. It is not unusual to ask for it. People seem to think that they can get your details and/or passport info to be used in a derogatory way, but in fact it is all bs. Many scan them and keep them.

I mean, can't the OP tell us about the turd? Was it like a golden ray of sunlight beaming thru the curtain, and it happened to shed its light on the bed, which the sheet was turned back, but there in the middle was the pumpkin in full light, steaming and smelling?

Or was it just covered over?

Or did he leave a message, other than the turd?

Burn the sheets, my ass! Throw the damn mattress away. Or do guesthouse owners just turn it over?