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What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?

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Re: What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?

  • Quote TristranandIsolde

by TristranandIsolde » Sun Nov 27, 2016 4:46 pm

artunltd wrote:Not a Cambo woman, but 1996, Bangkok, Jus met a girl at a beer bar and she says "I like you", takes me to a gold shop and says I want to buy you ring. I keep saying I don't want, but she insists. So she picks out a nougat ring about 2,000 baht =$50.00 and buys for me. I have never had a gold ring like that. Then she says " I want you meet my family"...........arrrrrgh.......So we go off trudging into the bowels of BKK, 6" planks, the dregs of the city,
finally get to her house...........3x3 meters of 2x4's and tin. nails on the wall for closets, 1 mattress leaning on the wall for the bedroom. 7 people. Had wonderful fish and rice. I brought the beer.
Was a wonderful time...............but I had to tell her to return the ring.
ya gotta love the "good ol days"

Cheers
So, you were the prince and she was the frog? I find that hard to believe, haha ...
[quote="artunltd"]Not a Cambo woman, but 1996, Bangkok, Jus met a girl at a beer bar and she says "I like you", takes me to a gold shop and says I want to buy you ring. I keep saying I don't want, but she insists. So she picks out a nougat ring about 2,000 baht =$50.00 and buys for me. I have never had a gold ring like that. Then she says " I want you meet my family"...........arrrrrgh.......So we go off trudging into the bowels of BKK, 6" planks, the dregs of the city,
finally get to her house...........3x3 meters of 2x4's and tin. nails on the wall for closets, 1 mattress leaning on the wall for the bedroom. 7 people. Had wonderful fish and rice. I brought the beer.
Was a wonderful time...............but I had to tell her to return the ring.
ya gotta love the "good ol days"

Cheers[/quote]

So, you were the prince and she was the frog? I find that hard to believe, haha ...

Re: What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?

  • Quote puck_duck

by puck_duck » Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:38 am

Divorce, Hey wait a minute that was the best gift she ever gave me!
Divorce, Hey wait a minute that was the best gift she ever gave me!

Re: What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?

  • Quote Jamie_Lambo

by Jamie_Lambo » Sat Nov 26, 2016 7:18 am

banlung wrote:she cud suck a b4asketb4all thru a hospipe...

god b4less i left her in6 9b4
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[quote="banlung"]she cud suck a b4asketb4all thru a hospipe...

god b4less i left her in6 9b4[/quote]

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Re: What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?

  • Quote banlung

by banlung » Sat Nov 26, 2016 2:19 am

she cud suck a b4asketb4all thru a hospipe...

god b4less i left her in6 9b4
she cud suck a b4asketb4all thru a hospipe...

god b4less i left her in6 9b4

Re: What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?

  • Quote Jamie_Lambo

by Jamie_Lambo » Sat Nov 26, 2016 12:34 am

artunltd wrote:Not a Cambo woman, but 1996, Bangkok, Jus met a girl at a beer bar and she says "I like you", takes me to a gold shop and says I want to buy you ring. I keep saying I don't want, but she insists. So she picks out a nougat ring about 2,000 baht =$50.00 and buys for me. I have never had a gold ring like that. Then she says " I want you meet my family"...........arrrrrgh.......So we go off trudging into the bowels of BKK, 6" planks, the dregs of the city,
finally get to her house...........3x3 meters of 2x4's and tin. nails on the wall for closets, 1 mattress leaning on the wall for the bedroom. 7 people. Had wonderful fish and rice. I brought the beer.
Was a wonderful time...............but I had to tell her to return the ring.
ya gotta love the "good ol days"

Cheers
haha can tell you been on the scene a few years brother with your pigeon english haha :thumbsup:
[quote="artunltd"]Not a Cambo woman, but 1996, Bangkok, Jus met a girl at a beer bar and she says "I like you", takes me to a gold shop and says I want to buy you ring. I keep saying I don't want, but she insists. So she picks out a nougat ring about 2,000 baht =$50.00 and buys for me. I have never had a gold ring like that. Then she says " I want you meet my family"...........arrrrrgh.......So we go off trudging into the bowels of BKK, 6" planks, the dregs of the city,
finally get to her house...........3x3 meters of 2x4's and tin. nails on the wall for closets, 1 mattress leaning on the wall for the bedroom. 7 people. Had wonderful fish and rice. I brought the beer.
Was a wonderful time...............but I had to tell her to return the ring.
ya gotta love the "good ol days"

Cheers[/quote]

haha can tell you been on the scene a few years brother with your pigeon english haha :thumbsup:

Re: What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?

  • Quote artunltd

by artunltd » Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:26 pm

Not a Cambo woman, but 1996, Bangkok, Jus met a girl at a beer bar and she says "I like you", takes me to a gold shop and says I want to buy you ring. I keep saying I don't want, but she insists. So she picks out a nougat ring about 2,000 baht =$50.00 and buys for me. I have never had a gold ring like that. Then she says " I want you meet my family"...........arrrrrgh.......So we go off trudging into the bowels of BKK, 6" planks, the dregs of the city,
finally get to her house...........3x3 meters of 2x4's and tin. nails on the wall for closets, 1 mattress leaning on the wall for the bedroom. 7 people. Had wonderful fish and rice. I brought the beer.
Was a wonderful time...............but I had to tell her to return the ring.
ya gotta love the "good ol days"

Cheers
Not a Cambo woman, but 1996, Bangkok, Jus met a girl at a beer bar and she says "I like you", takes me to a gold shop and says I want to buy you ring. I keep saying I don't want, but she insists. So she picks out a nougat ring about 2,000 baht =$50.00 and buys for me. I have never had a gold ring like that. Then she says " I want you meet my family"...........arrrrrgh.......So we go off trudging into the bowels of BKK, 6" planks, the dregs of the city,
finally get to her house...........3x3 meters of 2x4's and tin. nails on the wall for closets, 1 mattress leaning on the wall for the bedroom. 7 people. Had wonderful fish and rice. I brought the beer.
Was a wonderful time...............but I had to tell her to return the ring.
ya gotta love the "good ol days"

Cheers

Re: What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?

  • Quote dom_wave

by dom_wave » Thu Nov 24, 2016 4:57 am

a wooden ship ..... about 60cm high.
a wooden ship ..... about 60cm high.

Re: What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?

  • Quote Jamie_Lambo

by Jamie_Lambo » Thu Nov 24, 2016 3:48 am

PorkPiePorn wrote:
Jamie_Lambo wrote:
PorkPiePorn wrote:
Spigzy wrote:Thanks, glad I didn't watch that whilst eating! :barf:
I hear you now I have to rush down the page past that stuff, for fear I will chuck my cookies
:lol:
I did not watch it, it was late at night and honestly it creeped me out so much I was afraid of nightmares, haha.
watch it!

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[quote="PorkPiePorn"][quote="Jamie_Lambo"][quote="PorkPiePorn"][quote="Spigzy"]Thanks, glad I didn't watch that whilst eating! :barf:[/quote] I hear you now I have to rush down the page past that stuff, for fear I will chuck my cookies[/quote]
:lol:[/quote] I did not watch it, it was late at night and honestly it creeped me out so much I was afraid of nightmares, haha.[/quote]

watch it!

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Re: What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?

  • Quote PorkPiePorn

by PorkPiePorn » Thu Nov 24, 2016 3:33 am

Jamie_Lambo wrote:
PorkPiePorn wrote:
Spigzy wrote:Thanks, glad I didn't watch that whilst eating! :barf:
I hear you now I have to rush down the page past that stuff, for fear I will chuck my cookies
:lol:
I did not watch it, it was late at night and honestly it creeped me out so much I was afraid of nightmares, haha.
[quote="Jamie_Lambo"][quote="PorkPiePorn"][quote="Spigzy"]Thanks, glad I didn't watch that whilst eating! :barf:[/quote] I hear you now I have to rush down the page past that stuff, for fear I will chuck my cookies[/quote]
:lol:[/quote] I did not watch it, it was late at night and honestly it creeped me out so much I was afraid of nightmares, haha.

Re: What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?

  • Quote Jamie_Lambo

by Jamie_Lambo » Thu Nov 24, 2016 2:43 am

PorkPiePorn wrote:
Spigzy wrote:Thanks, glad I didn't watch that whilst eating! :barf:
I hear you now I have to rush down the page past that stuff, for fear I will chuck my cookies
:lol:
[quote="PorkPiePorn"][quote="Spigzy"]Thanks, glad I didn't watch that whilst eating! :barf:[/quote] I hear you now I have to rush down the page past that stuff, for fear I will chuck my cookies[/quote]
:lol:

Re: What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?

  • Quote PorkPiePorn

by PorkPiePorn » Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:21 am

Spigzy wrote:Thanks, glad I didn't watch that whilst eating! :barf:
I hear you now I have to rush down the page past that stuff, for fear I will chuck my cookies
[quote="Spigzy"]Thanks, glad I didn't watch that whilst eating! :barf:[/quote] I hear you now I have to rush down the page past that stuff, for fear I will chuck my cookies

Re: What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?

  • Quote Caleb

by Caleb » Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:32 am

A lascivious sideways glance. :facepalm:
(Upped her intake from Anchor to Mussell Bay. Cost a fortune but did the trick.)
A lascivious sideways glance. :facepalm:
(Upped her intake from Anchor to Mussell Bay. Cost a fortune but did the trick.)

Re: What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?

  • Quote phat kunthea

by phat kunthea » Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:48 pm

An invitation card to her deceased ancestor's ceremony. Put 10 bucks inside the envelope for a meatless bowl of rice porridge.
An invitation card to her deceased ancestor's ceremony. Put 10 bucks inside the envelope for a meatless bowl of rice porridge.

Re: What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?

  • Quote Spigzy

by Spigzy » Mon Nov 21, 2016 11:43 pm

Thanks, glad I didn't watch that whilst eating! :barf:
Thanks, glad I didn't watch that whilst eating! :barf:

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