by eddie blake » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:32 pm
'My mail' says it was Gonk.
It's not that hard to put away that kind of scratch whilst wasting away in the Kingdom of Saud. That's half months pay.
He's trying to secure first rights to one of those delectable slices whence they get discharged.
Things have been drying up for him on Badoo, What'sApp, Bookface. Sometimes he forgets that this is still a small town and reputations can be sticky.
You can only pump and dump so many girls here before you become persona non grata.
'My mail' says it was Gonk.
It's not that hard to put away that kind of scratch whilst wasting away in the Kingdom of Saud. That's half months pay.
He's trying to secure first rights to one of those delectable slices whence they get discharged.
Things have been drying up for him on Badoo, What'sApp, Bookface. Sometimes he forgets that this is still a small town and reputations can be sticky.
You can only pump and dump so many girls here before you become persona non grata.