by chkwoot » Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:34 am
Genesis 19:24
Then the LORD rained on Sodom and Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven
Genesis 22:7
Isaac spoke to Abraham his father and said, "My father!" And he said, "Here I am, my son." And he said, "Behold, the fire and the wood, but where is the lamb for the burnt offering?"
And Abraham replied "I think Jamie's at the chicken farm." To which Isaac exclaimed "Keep sucking down that Angkor you demented old coot! I said lamb! Jesus!" And the unborn baby Jesus wept.
I am surely going to hell for this one.
Genesis 19:24
Then the LORD rained on Sodom and Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven
Genesis 22:7
Isaac spoke to Abraham his father and said, "My father!" And he said, "Here I am, my son." And he said, "Behold, the fire and the wood, but where is the lamb for the burnt offering?"
And Abraham replied "I think Jamie's at the chicken farm." To which Isaac exclaimed "Keep sucking down that Angkor you demented old coot! I said [b][i]lamb[/i][/b]! Jesus!" And the unborn baby Jesus wept.
[size=50]I am surely going to hell for this one.[/size]