by springrain » Mon Sep 23, 2019 7:08 pm
I can't resist just one more as I'm sure many other male posters might have had a similar thing happen to them:
The Hoppit
While strolling down the street one day
A voice behind me shouted:‘Hey,
I know you, you are ABC,'
(‘Am I,’ I thought, ‘That’s news to me’.’)
Then she gave me a look so flirty,
Made me feel, well, not yet thirty
In truth, she really had a way.
(I have to write this down some day!)
In that instant, tall time stood still,
Fear appeared with its cruel chill.
What does she really want? Until
She said ‘Come with me, and fill
A void I have that just won’t go.’
Her smile stretched from tip to toe.
(I hear you say, I told you so,
But have you ever felt that glow?)
I met a Barang who gave me this locket,
Nice man, with such an endless pocket,
Just give me your life and sign this docket.
And then, I came to my senses.
Sorry, no money, my pockets are bare,
I turned, but there was no one there.
I can't resist just one more as I'm sure many other male posters might have had a similar thing happen to them:
[b]The Hoppit[/b]
While strolling down the street one day
A voice behind me shouted:‘Hey,
I know you, you are ABC,'
(‘[i]Am I,’ I thought, ‘That’s news to me’.’[/i])
Then she gave me a look so flirty,
Made me feel, well, not yet thirty
In truth, she really had a way.
(I have to write this down some day!)
In that instant, tall time stood still,
Fear appeared with its cruel chill.
What does she really want? Until
She said ‘Come with me, and fill
A void I have that just won’t go.’
Her smile stretched from tip to toe.
[i](I hear you say, I told you so,
But have you ever felt that glow?[/i])
[i]
I met a Barang who gave me this locket,
Nice man, with such an endless pocket,
Just give me your life and sign this docket.[/i]
And then, I came to my senses.
Sorry, no money, my pockets are bare,
I turned, but there was no one there.