by Razamorph » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:47 pm
Hi,
First off I'd just like to say this is one of the funniest forums I've seen on the internet, now that the dick sucking is out of the way onto the questions.
You might ask why am I asking these questions here? Just Google them you little lazy bitch. Well I have and the info I wanted either didn't exist online or there was conflicting opinions on the matter or the info was out of date (Khmer seems to have changed allot over the last few years).
I'm flying over for about a week and a half at the end of April and I want to avoid getting ripped off, well ripped off too much as a tourist anyway.
I going to snookyville from PP. I land at PP airport at about 07.30 and i want to get line 3 bus to the night market.
Is the bus a wise idea?
Once I'm off the bus I intend to go to a mini-market near by (smile or something) to pick up some grog for the 4.5 hr bus ride to snooky. I've seen that Mekong whiskey is no longer on the shelves there (this saddened my heart deeply).
What can I get thats like Mekong (cheap, rum like, gut rot) and what sort of prices will I be expected to pay? Oh and will ibis let me drink on the bus?
(Beers are out of the question as I'm not keen on pissing myself in public waiting for a loo this early in my excursion).
Next on my list is a super extra happy pizza and a few beers as I wait for the bus. Now the problem here is if there is any real happiness to be had on these pizzas anymore. The general consensus is that the "herb" over there is a bit shite and some folks report no happiness at all from their pies at all.
Is there still "happiness" in the pizza there and if so where a good spot near riverside? (I've hear good things about the pink elephant but it doesn't open till 09.00).
Next snooky itself, ill be landing at about the golden lions and be heading straight over to Otres beach to check in.
What sort of money will I be extorted out of to get to Otres via tuk tuk/motodop? (I'll most likely do this trip a few times during my stay).
Otres, I'm staying at a place called "wish you were here" (only one dead foreigner recorded on this forum so it must be good).
What's the chances of this place being visited by solders with AK47s and bulldozers before or during my stay?
Otres, I'm going to be pretty messy for most of my stay but i'm a very easy going, respectable drunk (no agro, not loud, respect others, etc). Is they any suggestions people can make for a place near my hostel that can carter to my type of clientele? Cheap (all day happy hours would be awesome), with a sheltered view of the sea (I'm originally from Ireland so I go crispy bacon after a half hr in the sun).
As for night time I might be looking into other recreational activities "for a friend" (not mongering ((not that there is anything wrong with that type of thing))) but I don't know if this is the right forum for those kind of questions. Can anyone could point me in the right direction of another forum for that might have some up to date info?
Anyway if you made it through my lost ass post thanks very much. Any other sage advice or pointers are welcomed.
Hi,
First off I'd just like to say this is one of the funniest forums I've seen on the internet, now that the dick sucking is out of the way onto the questions.
You might ask why am I asking these questions here? Just Google them you little lazy bitch. Well I have and the info I wanted either didn't exist online or there was conflicting opinions on the matter or the info was out of date (Khmer seems to have changed allot over the last few years).
I'm flying over for about a week and a half at the end of April and I want to avoid getting ripped off, well ripped off too much as a tourist anyway.
I going to snookyville from PP. I land at PP airport at about 07.30 and i want to get line 3 bus to the night market.
Is the bus a wise idea?
Once I'm off the bus I intend to go to a mini-market near by (smile or something) to pick up some grog for the 4.5 hr bus ride to snooky. I've seen that Mekong whiskey is no longer on the shelves there (this saddened my heart deeply).
What can I get thats like Mekong (cheap, rum like, gut rot) and what sort of prices will I be expected to pay? Oh and will ibis let me drink on the bus?
(Beers are out of the question as I'm not keen on pissing myself in public waiting for a loo this early in my excursion).
Next on my list is a super extra happy pizza and a few beers as I wait for the bus. Now the problem here is if there is any real happiness to be had on these pizzas anymore. The general consensus is that the "herb" over there is a bit shite and some folks report no happiness at all from their pies at all.
Is there still "happiness" in the pizza there and if so where a good spot near riverside? (I've hear good things about the pink elephant but it doesn't open till 09.00).
Next snooky itself, ill be landing at about the golden lions and be heading straight over to Otres beach to check in.
What sort of money will I be extorted out of to get to Otres via tuk tuk/motodop? (I'll most likely do this trip a few times during my stay).
Otres, I'm staying at a place called "wish you were here" (only one dead foreigner recorded on this forum so it must be good).
What's the chances of this place being visited by solders with AK47s and bulldozers before or during my stay?
Otres, I'm going to be pretty messy for most of my stay but i'm a very easy going, respectable drunk (no agro, not loud, respect others, etc). Is they any suggestions people can make for a place near my hostel that can carter to my type of clientele? Cheap (all day happy hours would be awesome), with a sheltered view of the sea (I'm originally from Ireland so I go crispy bacon after a half hr in the sun).
As for night time I might be looking into other recreational activities "for a friend" (not mongering ((not that there is anything wrong with that type of thing))) but I don't know if this is the right forum for those kind of questions. Can anyone could point me in the right direction of another forum for that might have some up to date info?
Anyway if you made it through my lost ass post thanks very much. Any other sage advice or pointers are welcomed.