by Mèo Đen » Mon Mar 27, 2017 2:05 pm
slavedog wrote:The European banana's lack of flavour was a major factor contributing to the vote for Brexit.
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I thought you were joking
With Donald Trump’s help, at least our bananas will be bendy again
Ripon constituency’s referendum split reflected pretty much the national percentages, at 52% to 48% in favour of the reinstatement of perpetually bendy bananas, hence its horn duty. I have already booked a room at the Weatherspoon’s in Ripon square for 2019,
in order to be at the epicentre of the people’s populist banana-bending revolution.
Weatherspoon’s owner Tim Martin, a vocal opponent of straight bananas, funded a boisterous chapbook ridiculing the insolent yellow fruits,
First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Straight Bananas. And Tim has promised to be at his Ripon outlet personally on bendy banana day, handing out free bendy bananas to his regular clientele of terminally nostalgic drinkers and plucky all-day breakfasteers, toasting their own imminent obsolescence.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... tewart-lee
[quote="slavedog"]The European banana's lack of flavour was a major factor contributing to the vote for Brexit.
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I thought you were joking :lol:
[b]With Donald Trump’s help, at least our bananas will be bendy again [/b]
Ripon constituency’s referendum split reflected pretty much the national percentages, at 52% to 48% in favour of the reinstatement of perpetually bendy bananas, hence its horn duty. I have already booked a room at the Weatherspoon’s in Ripon square for 2019,[b] in order to be at the epicentre of the people’s populist banana-bending revolution.[/b]
Weatherspoon’s owner Tim Martin, a vocal opponent of straight bananas, funded a boisterous chapbook ridiculing the insolent yellow fruits, [b]First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Straight Bananas. And Tim has promised to be at his Ripon outlet personally on bendy banana day, handing out free bendy bananas to his regular clientele of terminally nostalgic drinkers[/b] and plucky all-day breakfasteers, toasting their own imminent obsolescence.[url]https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/05/brexit-donald-trump-trade-deal-bendy-bananas-stewart-lee[/url]
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