by logos » Tue Aug 08, 2017 3:08 am
Vladimir Putin, Angela Merkel and Donald Trump are at the docks inspecting their ships.
Putin stands up, "Russia has the best submarines, our submarines can go months without resurfacing, and can reach the lowest depths".
Then, in the distance a Russian submarine surfaces. Merkel, clearly a bit embarrassed as Germany no longer has submarines, sits and looks at the ground.
"That's nothing!" Spits Trump. "America has the best submarines.... it's true. They are great, can go even longer underwater than Russian submarines and they are much bigger, better, don't let fake news tell you otherwise".
The American submarine surfaces and Merkel, clearly sweating says nothing.
Then all of a sudden, with a clanking, screeching, thud, a rusty black submarine surfaces between the other two.
The hatch opens and out jumps the captain, with his arm raised high.
"Mein Führer! Ve need more diesel!"
Vladimir Putin, Angela Merkel and Donald Trump are at the docks inspecting their ships.
Putin stands up, "Russia has the best submarines, our submarines can go months without resurfacing, and can reach the lowest depths".
Then, in the distance a Russian submarine surfaces. Merkel, clearly a bit embarrassed as Germany no longer has submarines, sits and looks at the ground.
"That's nothing!" Spits Trump. "America has the best submarines.... it's true. They are great, can go even longer underwater than Russian submarines and they are much bigger, better, don't let fake news tell you otherwise".
The American submarine surfaces and Merkel, clearly sweating says nothing.
Then all of a sudden, with a clanking, screeching, thud, a rusty black submarine surfaces between the other two.
The hatch opens and out jumps the captain, with his arm raised high.
"Mein Führer! Ve need more diesel!"