by Johnsell50 » Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:13 pm
A little American hillbilly humor-
A young hillbilly couple went to Niagara Falls for their honeymoon. On their first night there The groom made the bride pack all her bags and put her on a bus for home. "Why" asked the desk clerk? "Because" said the groom, "She"s still a virgin!" "Iffen her family didn't want her, I surely don't"
A young girl came home from high school. "Dad", she asked, "All the other girl's dads are buying them cars for their graduation. I saw the beautiful Corvette at the dealer's. Will you buy it for me?
Dad thought about it for a minute and said "Sure girl, if you get down on your knees and give me some head!"
"But dad", she said, You are my father. I can't do that!"
"Honey", he said, "I know you'e been doing all the boys at school, what's one more?"
She thinks for one minute, gets on her knees and starts. She backs right off, spits on the ground, and says "That really tastes like shit!'
"I know" he says, "Your little brother wanted a bike!"
A little American hillbilly humor-
A young hillbilly couple went to Niagara Falls for their honeymoon. On their first night there The groom made the bride pack all her bags and put her on a bus for home. "Why" asked the desk clerk? "Because" said the groom, "She"s still a virgin!" "Iffen her family didn't want her, I surely don't"
A young girl came home from high school. "Dad", she asked, "All the other girl's dads are buying them cars for their graduation. I saw the beautiful Corvette at the dealer's. Will you buy it for me?
Dad thought about it for a minute and said "Sure girl, if you get down on your knees and give me some head!"
"But dad", she said, You are my father. I can't do that!"
"Honey", he said, "I know you'e been doing all the boys at school, what's one more?"
She thinks for one minute, gets on her knees and starts. She backs right off, spits on the ground, and says "That really tastes like shit!'
"I know" he says, "Your little brother wanted a bike!"