Captain Bonez wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 28, 2020 2:19 pm

RobW wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:39 am

Captain Bonez wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:27 pm

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I'm guessing that means pick out the seeds and stems?

You guess wrong, old timer

Hey well like fuck you man.
Glad you're well and about Bonez.

Captain Bonez wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:27 pm

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I'm guessing that means pick out the seeds and stems?

slavedog wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 27, 2020 5:16 pm

RobW wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:54 pm

It's too long.
Precis, please.

There's an American rastafarian stuck in Suriname with his Khmer wife and children.

Sounds like a decent sort of spot.
Where does he want to go, Texas?

It's too long.
Precis, please.

Wouldya?
Think I would.

Are people really self-isolating and should we? I don't know.
Rarely go out of my street anyway but if you draw a spidergram of the 10 people you interact with every day and then begin to multiply by a vector of 10 for each one, you are still touching 1000s per day.

YaTingPom wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:48 pm

Can we lockdown kunfu dudes?

As someone pointed out before, boring the living delights out of people is selfish.
May he be gone. .

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slavedog wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:46 pm

I trust that you have reported the incident to the embassy.

I sent them an email informing them that the hot bitch who demurred my request for a pack of Zig Zags gave me a chubby. Yes.
They haven't responded.
Cunts.

Hmmmm.
I got a bit of what pricks would call racism in a shop today and I even had a mask on.
Gave me a chubby I don't mind telling you.

Bong Burgundy wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:34 pm

Farewell Albert Uderzo, 92.

Bugger. One of the greats.

^ Where ya been, Bart?

horace wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:21 pm

^^ Congratulations Robw you have managed to write three sentences none of which I understand!

Ooops. Think the plot may have blown out of my hands for a sec there.

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