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- Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:54 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: The Price is Right
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1819
The Price is Right
Today at the E Mart on the corner of st 15 and St 144 I'm peckish while waiting for a friend. I go in to the mart for a packet of biscuits perhaps. I get followed up and down the aisles by the thief patrol...thats ok...I'm used to it...perhaps I look dodgy. I settle on a pkt of ''Jack and Jill O cho...
- Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:22 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: Following rules
- Replies: 55
- Views: 7901
Re: Following rules
There are a couple of "supposedly down and out expats" wandering the streets of PP. Lost passport, broke and all that. I see them from time to time in the mini marts and supermarkets. Talked to one of them once when he requested 2000 riel off me....got a sob story explanation. Anyway...I've seen the...
- Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:45 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: No win situation
- Replies: 35
- Views: 8063
Re: No win situation
Next time she drags you through the mall: "Ohhh, you look at *insert anything over $20*, I could find that on St. 104 for an entire night of fun..." Your missus sounds like a cunt. Dear tuk tukfish, Thanks for your input. I had to explain the word 'cunt' to the missus. I will let her reply herself ...
- Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:15 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: No win situation
- Replies: 35
- Views: 8063
No win situation
Driving the moto near Central Market yesterday. My girlfriend is on the back. In front of me walking I see a girl walking with extremely long hair and wearing cutoff jean shorts that leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. Natural instinct is to look...and of course I do. The conversation with ...
- Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:31 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: Failure to act
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2547
Failure to act
Directly across from my apartment is a new block of apartments being built. The usual assembly of Khmers workers both male and females along with offspring. Most seem to live on site. A week ago I was woken by loud yelling and screaming. From my fourth floor balcony I caught the tail end of a khmer ...
- Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:48 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: Bald "ex special forces" top bloke threatens to kill everyone at restaurant
- Replies: 31
- Views: 8085
Re: Bald "ex special forces" top bloke threatens to kill everyone at restaurant
Why would you want to do that? Don't you feel comfortable enough as yourself?bigphatt wrote:Next time I'm in PP I'm gunna tell everyone that my name is Gavin MacDonald from Las Vegas, and I am a lawyer.
Should be fun
- Sun Aug 13, 2017 4:33 am
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: Bald "ex special forces" top bloke threatens to kill everyone at restaurant
- Replies: 31
- Views: 8085
Re: Bald "ex special forces" top bloke threatens to kill everyone at restaurant
Yeah, I met him in Score Bar last year. After 5 minutes he told me he was ex special forces. I let him run with it for a while..he even showed me a couple of pics of blurred faces of soldiers claiming they were him. When he finally realised that I was ex army the conversation ended and he found some...
- Tue Aug 08, 2017 6:36 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: Run in with Jao/Thief
- Replies: 111
- Views: 19124
Re: Run in with Jao/Thief
[quote="crazyjohn"]Great story and well told. But riding with a motodop and pulling out the phone for an SMS-get real. That Chris guy seems to have a very short fuse. Dire need of a blow job I would say.[/quote? Thx for your input. Curiously, which part of my story did you detect that I might have a...
- Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:45 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: Run in with Jao/Thief
- Replies: 111
- Views: 19124
Re: Run in with Jao/Thief
...Now on Monivong, I hear the SMS beep and take the phone out of my pocket to read it . I put the phone between my stomach and the moto drivers back... You fucking knobhead. Yeah mate..I am the knobhead who helped your mate the time on 136. I stopped because he was unconscious in the gutter with b...
- Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:56 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: Run in with Jao/Thief
- Replies: 111
- Views: 19124
Run in with Jao/Thief
I was having a good week....it really was. When I get the call from a visiting mate "are you up for joining me for some drinks and handsome man entertainment at a St 130 bar or wherever the night takes us"? Hell yeah....why not. I have already had a few beers and at 8pm the night is but young. I ask...
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:09 pm
- Forum: Lifestyle
- Topic: Mr Mediterranean
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1878
Mr Mediterranean
They seem to be cleaning up St 51 quite a bit. A brand new hotel across from GSM, a library cafe next door with books to browse through and a relatively new restaurant opposite Shanghai bar on the corner of St 51 and St 172. It is called Mr Mediterranean and owing to me working in the area for the l...
- Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:04 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: June election thread
- Replies: 98
- Views: 18413
Re: June election thread
The people casting their vote here were completely irrelevant....the relevant ones were the ones counting the vote.
- Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:25 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: Warning for M/F expats new Sorya Mall
- Replies: 36
- Views: 8432
Re: Warning for M/F expats new Sorya Mall
Do you use the bum gun from in front of you (and between the legs), or from behind. I thought there was only one sensible way to do it, and then I heard that some other people do it differently, and my friend was shocked with how I used it. Good question. I always thought it was from behind and hop...
- Fri Jun 02, 2017 2:48 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: Warning for M/F expats new Sorya Mall
- Replies: 36
- Views: 8432
Re: Warning for M/F expats new Sorya Mall
Agreed Chris. Possibly the least AMAZING thing about Cambodia is the malls and their paperless shitters. Nothing worse than bolting in to a toilet, depantsing yourself in a hurry, backing up to the porcelain, unleashing a torrent of brown that brings a huge smile and instant relief only to then rea...