Very true. I have permanent residence in Japan, but after 25 years my Japanese is so poor I still find myself saying "my hovercraft is full of eels" when I try to express myself in Japanese.
But I would never classify myself as an immigrant. I'm just a lucky scammer.
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- Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:53 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: No Joke Howard in PP
- Replies: 1854
- Views: 267327
- Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:38 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: No Joke Howard in PP
- Replies: 1854
- Views: 267327
Re: No Joke Howard in PP
I think being an immigrant comes down to more than intention - and only comes after assimilation and legal considerations. Before that it's just bollocks.
- Sat Aug 20, 2016 11:13 am
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: No Joke Howard in PP
- Replies: 1854
- Views: 267327
Re: No Joke Howard in PP
Meanwhile he has run out of podcasting ideas, and is asking his fans for ideas. Still insists he is an immigrant, not an expat (or a bum), and can't find the money to pay for his operation.
- Wed Aug 17, 2016 4:52 pm
- Forum: Classified Rental Ads - Real Estate Agents only
- Topic: Riverside | 2 Bedroom Townhouse For Rent In Phsar Kandal I | $1,150
- Replies: 1
- Views: 815
Re: Riverside | 2 Bedroom Townhouse For Rent In Phsar Kandal I | $1,150
No toilets this time, but I can see a lonely and solitary stool.
Can I borrow your wide angle lense? The unique perspective it puts on everything is very refreshing.
Can I borrow your wide angle lense? The unique perspective it puts on everything is very refreshing.
- Wed Aug 17, 2016 4:19 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: British Embassy = Wankers
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3984
Re: British Embassy = Wankers
Hah. Many moons ago, 1989 or 1990, or maybe 1991, I was in Mogadishu, and had cause to visit the Britshit Embassy, which was housed in some kind of castle structure on the seafront. On my first visit they were somewhat taken aback and actually let me in, thing they only shouted at me through barred ...
- Mon Aug 15, 2016 4:09 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: No Joke Howard in PP
- Replies: 1854
- Views: 267327
Re: No Joke Howard in PP
Thank you. That was one of his more educational videos.
- Fri Aug 05, 2016 4:38 am
- Forum: Cambodia News
- Topic: The most stylish mugshots.
- Replies: 287
- Views: 56738
Re: The most stylish mugshots.
That's a great shot. Reminds me of a boy band.
- Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:57 pm
- Forum: Cambodia News
- Topic: The Crybaby Thread
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4152
- Sun Jun 12, 2016 3:43 am
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: No Joke Howard in PP
- Replies: 1854
- Views: 267327
Re: No Joke Howard in PP
His mum is now also living in PP
- Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:54 pm
- Forum: Cambodia News
- Topic: Man Overdoses on Ganzberg
- Replies: 17
- Views: 4055
- Tue Apr 12, 2016 4:53 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: What to do during forced entry
- Replies: 83
- Views: 10900
Re: What to do during forced entry
The blessing ... I know it's a nice way to differentiate yourself from the hords, but it REALLY raises the hackles of atheists or followers of other religions. There is a woman at my uni who keeps saying "God Bless". She has the best of intentions, but the effect is as if she was saying "FUCK YOU". ...
- Tue Apr 12, 2016 4:02 pm
- Forum: Lifestyle
- Topic: African prostitutes
- Replies: 56
- Views: 18450
Re: African prostitutes
This brings back memories of The New Modern Green Bar in Nairobi, back in 1984. It seemed to be the epicenter of the AIDS 'epidemic', with reportedly over 90% of the talent infected. Crazy days. The music, the beer, the asses, the libido ---- you had to focus really hard to stop yourself from taking...
- Tue Apr 12, 2016 3:49 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: How to Piss Off your new neighbours
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1710
Re: How to Piss Off your new neighbours
I soiled myself when I saw this.
- Mon Apr 11, 2016 3:00 pm
- Forum: Cambodia Speakeasy
- Topic: How much should I be paying for a girlfriend / wife in Cambodia?
- Replies: 69
- Views: 9676
Re: How much should I be paying for a girlfriend / wife in Cambodia?
Divorced twice, and separate bank accounts both times, so zero. But here in Japan the norm in marriages is for the man to hand over 100%, and then get a pittance for pocket money every week. Japanese women are great to date, but after marriage the only screwing going on is what they do to your income.