Worst.Thanksgiving.meal.ever
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Worst.Thanksgiving.meal.ever
How depressing this was. The focus of a Thanksgiving dinner should be the turkey. Having a plate with less turkey on it than what one would put in a sandwich for a child is disappointing. The fixings get a solid C+. Oh, was there a choice of pie for dessert? I didnt know that, I had a mute hand me a piece with melted ice cream on the side. Homeless shelters serve a better meal. A holiday away from family and friends made worse by being served a lukewarm meal with nearly no bird by deaf mutes. I just wanted to drink the rest of the afternoon away and be over it.
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Good on ya, NB.
Imagine having to dodge a mad restaurant owner with a chopper in each hand every time you walk down the street!
Look at Andy, he positively looks harassed nowadays, constantly looking over his shoulders, insisting on sitting in a way which allows him to see the entrance of the bars he frequents.
Imagine having to dodge a mad restaurant owner with a chopper in each hand every time you walk down the street!
Look at Andy, he positively looks harassed nowadays, constantly looking over his shoulders, insisting on sitting in a way which allows him to see the entrance of the bars he frequents.
So we're now saying that we can't do honest bar reviews in Phnom Penh because we'll get beaten up by bar owners? But presumably they are happy for us to write positive reviews?
Andy: Stop being scared. Do your thing as usual. I've used print outs from k440 as evidence against people who have threatened me in the past, and it does the job. Still might be worth apologizing DV8 for the provocation though (not because of being scared, but because you started it).
DV8: Andy made a comment about you that was totally out of line. This has been accepted and apologized for. I don't know you well, but well enough to think that you wouldn't be dumb enough to risk everything you've built up here just to beat up a dumbass English teacher who slagged you off over the internet.
Andy: Stop being scared. Do your thing as usual. I've used print outs from k440 as evidence against people who have threatened me in the past, and it does the job. Still might be worth apologizing DV8 for the provocation though (not because of being scared, but because you started it).
DV8: Andy made a comment about you that was totally out of line. This has been accepted and apologized for. I don't know you well, but well enough to think that you wouldn't be dumb enough to risk everything you've built up here just to beat up a dumbass English teacher who slagged you off over the internet.
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SunSan's on a wind up there.
I haven't altered my movements in the slightest on account of the drunken knuckle-dragger. My personal and business developments take me to drinking venues off the same-old barang-orientated hostess scene; nothing to do with being scared. I have no need to be anyway - he knows the consequences should he lay a finger on me, which is why he's reduced to childish sniping on this forum.
I did initially apologise by the way, if you check the thread. Did no good so no need to repeat.
I haven't altered my movements in the slightest on account of the drunken knuckle-dragger. My personal and business developments take me to drinking venues off the same-old barang-orientated hostess scene; nothing to do with being scared. I have no need to be anyway - he knows the consequences should he lay a finger on me, which is why he's reduced to childish sniping on this forum.
I did initially apologise by the way, if you check the thread. Did no good so no need to repeat.
I came, I argued, I'm out
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Is this what they call a dry sense of humor? Must it by its nature be not amusing? European? I thought you were English? Gosh, you make it sound so cosmopolitan.hanky wrote:Yeah, it must be awful. We Europeans unfortunately don't have thanksgiving, but on that day my heart goes out to the millions of lonely Americans all around the world crying into their pizza puddings and burger pies.A holiday away from family and friends
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Hanky is actually distantly related to the British royal family and grew up surrounded by wealth and splendor in the English shires. However, his upbringing was seeped in decadence and aged only 12 Hanky's daily 'breakfast' (served promptly at 4pm) consisted of a tumbler of Glenfiddich and a monster line of coke snorted from the shaved cranium of a teenage African eunuch who accommodated to his family's every need.
It was two decades later and after numerous unseemly incidents many of which involved rowdy Australian sailors that his family decided to give him a one way ticket to Cambodia. Here he was instructed to live quietly under an assumed name and to only speak the Queen's Tongue in a comedic Irish accent as a condition of his generous monthly allowance, which to this day is dispatched promptly from a branch of Coutts Bank in London to an office of Western Union in Phnom Penh on the first day of every month.
It was two decades later and after numerous unseemly incidents many of which involved rowdy Australian sailors that his family decided to give him a one way ticket to Cambodia. Here he was instructed to live quietly under an assumed name and to only speak the Queen's Tongue in a comedic Irish accent as a condition of his generous monthly allowance, which to this day is dispatched promptly from a branch of Coutts Bank in London to an office of Western Union in Phnom Penh on the first day of every month.
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They should have set him up in a bar or restaurant to make him look respectable.keeping_it_riel wrote:It was two decades later and after numerous unseemly incidents many of which involved rowdy Australian sailors that his family decided to give him a one way ticket to Cambodia. Here he was instructed to live quietly under an assumed name and to only speak the Queen's Tongue in a comedic Irish accent as a condition of his generous monthly allowance, which to this day is dispatched promptly from a branch of Coutts Bank in London to an office of Western Union in Phnom Penh on the first day of every month.
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