[quote="KoolBreeze"]*
* You think if a barangs gets out of a tuk tuk, they want to get straight into another one.
Heh, classic one, call also be applied to when hopping of a moto !!!
You know you've gone Khmer when.......
You...
1. ...always drive directly to the centre of a roundabout and cut across everyone else - even if you're taking the first exit.
2. ...can keep a 0.5" gap between your car and the one in front of you - in all traffic conditions - at all times.
3. ...creep slowly out of a T junction when there's only one car coming - it's miles away - there's nothing behind it - and you end up both sat still in the middle of the road and you're smiling.
4. ...don't drive directly behind the car in front, but follow it 2' to its left so you can see down the road.
5. ...never look farther than 6m in front of you in your direction of travel.
6. ...don't accelerate for long enough to overtake - just ride alongside and try to sideswipe for position to avoid oncoming traffic - but only if it's larger than you.
7. ...will cut up another driver under heavy braking to turn right just in front of him.
8. ...know no-one who will pay more than $20 for labour to fix a car, but you'll cough up $30,000 to buy a "lightly used" one.
9. ...don't see a contradiction between 4 and 5, or 6 and 7 on this list, and 8 makes perfect fiscal sense.
1. ...always drive directly to the centre of a roundabout and cut across everyone else - even if you're taking the first exit.
2. ...can keep a 0.5" gap between your car and the one in front of you - in all traffic conditions - at all times.
3. ...creep slowly out of a T junction when there's only one car coming - it's miles away - there's nothing behind it - and you end up both sat still in the middle of the road and you're smiling.
4. ...don't drive directly behind the car in front, but follow it 2' to its left so you can see down the road.
5. ...never look farther than 6m in front of you in your direction of travel.
6. ...don't accelerate for long enough to overtake - just ride alongside and try to sideswipe for position to avoid oncoming traffic - but only if it's larger than you.
7. ...will cut up another driver under heavy braking to turn right just in front of him.
8. ...know no-one who will pay more than $20 for labour to fix a car, but you'll cough up $30,000 to buy a "lightly used" one.
9. ...don't see a contradiction between 4 and 5, or 6 and 7 on this list, and 8 makes perfect fiscal sense.
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You know you've gone Khmer when those footprints on the toilet seat are your own.
You know you've gone Khmer when two blokes in caveman wigs and penciled in boot polish mustaches shouting at each other on TV has become the height of comedic sophistication.
You know you've become a Khmer woman when you acquire your first pair of lime green platform flip flops.
You know you've become Khmer when you start missing the final consonant off words. ''What time is it?'' '' ''Si.. o'clo..''
You know you've become Khmer when you firmly believe the sight of two dogs fucking (especially when they are joined together with their heads facing different directions) will give you instant conjunctivitis.
You know you've gone Khmer when two blokes in caveman wigs and penciled in boot polish mustaches shouting at each other on TV has become the height of comedic sophistication.
You know you've become a Khmer woman when you acquire your first pair of lime green platform flip flops.
You know you've become Khmer when you start missing the final consonant off words. ''What time is it?'' '' ''Si.. o'clo..''
You know you've become Khmer when you firmly believe the sight of two dogs fucking (especially when they are joined together with their heads facing different directions) will give you instant conjunctivitis.
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You start thinking the sound from a mobile phone speaker is the ultimate in hi-fi, and spend hours getting off on it every day.
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You forget what your front yard really looks like because you start to "kinda like" the squashed banana skins, used tissue, fruit pips, clam shells and garbage look.
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*your first response to any question is a lie
*you pull out in front of speeding vehicles and stop, and then get annoyed at them
*you take a moto to walk any distance more than 30 footfalls
*crush your beer cans and throw them on the floor under your table, even in Topaz
*your idea of a good steak dinner is one of those grilled beef strip places with the gristle that passes for meat
*you yell when you talk with your friends 3 feet away from you
*squeeze your zits at the bar
*take a piss against any wall, anywhere, anytime...especially where it is spray painted "urinating prohibited"
*you pull out in front of speeding vehicles and stop, and then get annoyed at them
*you take a moto to walk any distance more than 30 footfalls
*crush your beer cans and throw them on the floor under your table, even in Topaz
*your idea of a good steak dinner is one of those grilled beef strip places with the gristle that passes for meat
*you yell when you talk with your friends 3 feet away from you
*squeeze your zits at the bar
*take a piss against any wall, anywhere, anytime...especially where it is spray painted "urinating prohibited"
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
This thread has hit most of the points I can think of, but I will add:
You have no idea why the doors and windows should not be left open when the air conditioning is running.
You think sinus congestion is best treated by having a quack doctor cut some of the "meat" out of your nose.
You think nothing of buying clams or other food from a cart and then taking them to a restaurant and expecting them to cook them for you for free, as long as you buy a drink or other food. (Actually, I rather like this, but it seems really strange to me.)
You consider the hours of operation posted outside your business to be a funny joke that you play on foreigners. (OK, this could also indicate that you are Thai or Filipino--especially the latter.)
You can't imagine why any tenant would clean the walls of a rented apartment, much less paint them.
When painting the walls of your rental apartment so that you can charge a foreigner a ridiculous price, it never occurs to you to clean them first, even though they are stained black in places.
When passing a pedestrian on a moto, you go in front of him even when going behind would have been easier.
You have no idea why the doors and windows should not be left open when the air conditioning is running.
You think sinus congestion is best treated by having a quack doctor cut some of the "meat" out of your nose.
You think nothing of buying clams or other food from a cart and then taking them to a restaurant and expecting them to cook them for you for free, as long as you buy a drink or other food. (Actually, I rather like this, but it seems really strange to me.)
You consider the hours of operation posted outside your business to be a funny joke that you play on foreigners. (OK, this could also indicate that you are Thai or Filipino--especially the latter.)
You can't imagine why any tenant would clean the walls of a rented apartment, much less paint them.
When painting the walls of your rental apartment so that you can charge a foreigner a ridiculous price, it never occurs to you to clean them first, even though they are stained black in places.
When passing a pedestrian on a moto, you go in front of him even when going behind would have been easier.
You park your moto and a corner an fall asleep on the seat.
You start to day dream about FWC's
You accept that foot prints on the toilet seat are normal.
You calculate prices in Riel instead of US$
You realize that FWC's aren't really fat, just full bodied
When riding your moto past the FCC you consider a “Snatch and Grab' because you are sure the tourist on the footpath has more money than you.
Johnny Walker Black starts to taste good.
FWC's are no longer Fat - Simply white.
You stick 12 inch lettering on the side of your bike announcing “Honda Cub”
You go to Lucky's simply for the AC but don't buy a thing.
You realize that the faster you go through a red light, the better your chances of survival.
You start to day dream about FWC's
You accept that foot prints on the toilet seat are normal.
You calculate prices in Riel instead of US$
You realize that FWC's aren't really fat, just full bodied
When riding your moto past the FCC you consider a “Snatch and Grab' because you are sure the tourist on the footpath has more money than you.
Johnny Walker Black starts to taste good.
FWC's are no longer Fat - Simply white.
You stick 12 inch lettering on the side of your bike announcing “Honda Cub”
You go to Lucky's simply for the AC but don't buy a thing.
You realize that the faster you go through a red light, the better your chances of survival.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
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