So yesterday
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So yesterday
i got very sick, out of no where about 3pm just had to puke, that carried on all evening and all night.
then it gets to about 11 or 12pm last night and it kicked in hardcore, i went to the toilet to be sick and pretty much passed out on the floor after wards, then i started burning up, very very slight hallucinations (cool) and then i couldnt work out if i was burning up or freezing cold.
My girlfriend and my friends girlfriend started massaging me, cocooning me in blankets in my bedroom and making me drink lime, sugar, hot water, obviously i puked that back up.
THEN, my hands, feet and lips started getting massive cramps in them, i literally couldnt open my hand, it was like a crab claw, that really fucking hurt, so after a while they massage it out of me and i finally manage to pass out, i guess i slept for 4 or 5 hours then woke up, needed to drink, puked that up and here i am.
Now, im not asking you for expert help or anything, just maybe anyone who has had a similar experience could offer some advice, obviously if this gets any more savage than last night i'll hit up the docs, mainly for a drip, im so thirsty, waaaahhhhhh!
to be fair, now i dont feel so bad, the wedding down the street makes me want to kill people but other than that i know im going to be sick later when i drink something but im not cramping or burning up.
my girlfriend has gone to the chemist, she'll be back soon with a million pills i should imagine, i've ruled out maybe dengue and malaria (i hope) the only other thing i could think of is Salmonella? maybe from just dirty as shit food/ice.
then it gets to about 11 or 12pm last night and it kicked in hardcore, i went to the toilet to be sick and pretty much passed out on the floor after wards, then i started burning up, very very slight hallucinations (cool) and then i couldnt work out if i was burning up or freezing cold.
My girlfriend and my friends girlfriend started massaging me, cocooning me in blankets in my bedroom and making me drink lime, sugar, hot water, obviously i puked that back up.
THEN, my hands, feet and lips started getting massive cramps in them, i literally couldnt open my hand, it was like a crab claw, that really fucking hurt, so after a while they massage it out of me and i finally manage to pass out, i guess i slept for 4 or 5 hours then woke up, needed to drink, puked that up and here i am.
Now, im not asking you for expert help or anything, just maybe anyone who has had a similar experience could offer some advice, obviously if this gets any more savage than last night i'll hit up the docs, mainly for a drip, im so thirsty, waaaahhhhhh!
to be fair, now i dont feel so bad, the wedding down the street makes me want to kill people but other than that i know im going to be sick later when i drink something but im not cramping or burning up.
my girlfriend has gone to the chemist, she'll be back soon with a million pills i should imagine, i've ruled out maybe dengue and malaria (i hope) the only other thing i could think of is Salmonella? maybe from just dirty as shit food/ice.
Gota ask - do you have diarrhea? Do you have a tender abdomen and tiny pink spots on the skin - (rose spots)?
It sounds like salmonella poisoning - and if you are generally healthy, then you should be fine. If you still feel the same in a couple of days, I would go to a doc.
My advise is that you need to replace fluids with electrolytes lost by diarrhea, and puking.
Try and not take antidiarrheal medications because they may prolong the infection. If you have severe symptoms, your doctor may prescribe antibiotics, or if you can't keep fluids down, then you need to get re-hydrated with electrolyte drip.
Use ibuprofen for the fever and aches.
If you take any sort of diuretic, you may need to stop taking them during them while the diarrhea is present.
Avoid milk - eat bananas, rice, apples, toast as these are binding foods that make the stools firmer!
Other than that - maybe stay off the magic shrooms for a while
It sounds like salmonella poisoning - and if you are generally healthy, then you should be fine. If you still feel the same in a couple of days, I would go to a doc.
My advise is that you need to replace fluids with electrolytes lost by diarrhea, and puking.
Try and not take antidiarrheal medications because they may prolong the infection. If you have severe symptoms, your doctor may prescribe antibiotics, or if you can't keep fluids down, then you need to get re-hydrated with electrolyte drip.
Use ibuprofen for the fever and aches.
If you take any sort of diuretic, you may need to stop taking them during them while the diarrhea is present.
Avoid milk - eat bananas, rice, apples, toast as these are binding foods that make the stools firmer!
Other than that - maybe stay off the magic shrooms for a while
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thank you sir for your advice, i havent actually been for a number 2 yet so i dont know if i have the diarrhea or not, but i should imagine that if i did, it'd be flowing like hot magma by now.
no spots yet either (that i can see or that would have been seen)
im kind of hoping it is Salmonella as ive been searching the net and i have quite a few of the malaria symptoms, although like i said, now i dont feel too bad, just hungry and thirsty.
i've had a few royal D's just on the chance that my body will absorb some of the goodness from them, other than that im kind of unsure what to do, i've been nasty sick here before but last night was the sickest ive ever been in my life.
as for the magic shrooms, NEVER!!!!
no spots yet either (that i can see or that would have been seen)
im kind of hoping it is Salmonella as ive been searching the net and i have quite a few of the malaria symptoms, although like i said, now i dont feel too bad, just hungry and thirsty.
i've had a few royal D's just on the chance that my body will absorb some of the goodness from them, other than that im kind of unsure what to do, i've been nasty sick here before but last night was the sickest ive ever been in my life.
as for the magic shrooms, NEVER!!!!
OK - sometimes spots there, sometimes not with salmonella. And go have a crap, as if it is, then you need to get rid of the little buggers! There is another thread on how to clean up the mess
Should have asked whether you have visited malaria area in last year - ie islands, jungles?? The fact your feeling a tadge better seems unlikely its malaria.
If it persists through the day, then get yourself to the doc! And get those electrolytes into ya!
Should have asked whether you have visited malaria area in last year - ie islands, jungles?? The fact your feeling a tadge better seems unlikely its malaria.
If it persists through the day, then get yourself to the doc! And get those electrolytes into ya!
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I suggest an immediate IV if you cannot keep fluids down. No more than a day or two without fluids...you can die at about 4 days without fluids. 10000r -- 30000r in most clinics for an IV.
I go for one if I go on a real bender and want the hangover gone asap or like you probably did, eat bad chicken or something.
I go for one if I go on a real bender and want the hangover gone asap or like you probably did, eat bad chicken or something.
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
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nah i havent been going loco in the jungle or anything but there are a FUCKTON of mosquitoes round here at the moment, so you know, shit happens, i just sent the woman to the pharmacy to get a malaria testing kit as theyre so cheap.
im intrigued by this IV idea though, do you stick it in yourself or do you head to a clinic and say "hydrate me bitch, im hungover like a mutha fucka!"
im intrigued by this IV idea though, do you stick it in yourself or do you head to a clinic and say "hydrate me bitch, im hungover like a mutha fucka!"
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[quote="Captain Bonez"ec]THEN, my hands, feet and lips started getting massive cramps in them, i literally couldnt open my hand, it was like a crab claw, that really fucking hurt.....
[/quoteec] If I were you I would worry about those cramps, baby. Watch your hands. Are they slightly out of position ? You show symptoms of a severe poisoning.
Cramps like that can be lethal. They usually move from the hands/feet towards the body center. When they reach your lungs/heart.....game over. You also won't be able to call for help because your throat and vocal cords will usually cramp, too. Try calcium (drinking ampulles)......2000 mg immediately. Keep another 5000 mg on stock. If you show again the SLIGHTEST signs of a cramp take that calcium.
[/quoteec] If I were you I would worry about those cramps, baby. Watch your hands. Are they slightly out of position ? You show symptoms of a severe poisoning.
Cramps like that can be lethal. They usually move from the hands/feet towards the body center. When they reach your lungs/heart.....game over. You also won't be able to call for help because your throat and vocal cords will usually cramp, too. Try calcium (drinking ampulles)......2000 mg immediately. Keep another 5000 mg on stock. If you show again the SLIGHTEST signs of a cramp take that calcium.
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[quote="Captain Bonez"68]nah i havent been going loco in the jungle or anything but there are a FUCKTON of mosquitoes round here at the moment, so you know, shit happens, i just sent the woman to the pharmacy to get a malaria testing kit as theyre so cheap.
im intrigued by this IV idea though, do you stick it in yourself or do you head to a clinic and say "hydrate me bitch, im hungover like a mutha fucka!"[/quote68]
I just go in and ask them to stick me, then I go home with IV in tow, then pull it out when it runs out. Works freaking WONDERS.
im intrigued by this IV idea though, do you stick it in yourself or do you head to a clinic and say "hydrate me bitch, im hungover like a mutha fucka!"[/quote68]
I just go in and ask them to stick me, then I go home with IV in tow, then pull it out when it runs out. Works freaking WONDERS.
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[quote="chubacca"95]Gota ask - do you have diarrhea? Do you have a tender abdomen and tiny pink spots on the skin - (rose spots)?
It sounds like salmonella poisoning - and if you are generally healthy, then you should be fine. If you still feel the same in a couple of days, I would go to a doc.
My advise is that you need to replace fluids with electrolytes lost by diarrhea, and puking.
Try and not take antidiarrheal medications because they may prolong the infection. If you have severe symptoms, your doctor may prescribe antibiotics, or if you can't keep fluids down, then you need to get re-hydrated with electrolyte drip.
Use ibuprofen for the fever and aches.
If you take any sort of diuretic, you may need to stop taking them during them while the diarrhea is present.
Avoid milk - eat bananas, rice, apples, toast as these are binding foods that make the stools firmer!
Other than that - maybe stay off the magic shrooms for a while [/quote95]
regarding the pink spots; where are these located usually, around the abdomen? About 3 days ago I ate some crab the missus bought in the market, the kind they eat cold (so who knows how long it had sat at room temp). About 5 hours later I had the worst diarrhea of my life, literally if i drank water it was out the back end within 5 minutes. And also noticed some small pink spots around the abdomen, would this be indicative of salmonella? How long does this sickness last as I was feeling reasonably good the day after . (and me and the missus are clean 100% std wise so am confident these pink spots arent sex related)
It sounds like salmonella poisoning - and if you are generally healthy, then you should be fine. If you still feel the same in a couple of days, I would go to a doc.
My advise is that you need to replace fluids with electrolytes lost by diarrhea, and puking.
Try and not take antidiarrheal medications because they may prolong the infection. If you have severe symptoms, your doctor may prescribe antibiotics, or if you can't keep fluids down, then you need to get re-hydrated with electrolyte drip.
Use ibuprofen for the fever and aches.
If you take any sort of diuretic, you may need to stop taking them during them while the diarrhea is present.
Avoid milk - eat bananas, rice, apples, toast as these are binding foods that make the stools firmer!
Other than that - maybe stay off the magic shrooms for a while [/quote95]
regarding the pink spots; where are these located usually, around the abdomen? About 3 days ago I ate some crab the missus bought in the market, the kind they eat cold (so who knows how long it had sat at room temp). About 5 hours later I had the worst diarrhea of my life, literally if i drank water it was out the back end within 5 minutes. And also noticed some small pink spots around the abdomen, would this be indicative of salmonella? How long does this sickness last as I was feeling reasonably good the day after . (and me and the missus are clean 100% std wise so am confident these pink spots arent sex related)
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[quote="uglyfemnist"12]It's obvious..... you've been watching Steven Seagal movies again. Extreme case of worst actor poisoning.[/quote12]
when im 100% well again i will find you, and i will make you eat your own tits, i consider what you said to be blasphemy and you currently have a jihad on you.
other than that im actually feeling kind of ok-ish now, i bought a malaria kit just to be on the safe side and that said i was ok, i munched some ibuprofen and was told to buy some Ciproflox as well, so i ate one of those too, just sent the lady out, again, to buy some adams ale sports drink or whatever its called and a loaf of shitty bread to dip in my cup-a-soup, i am so fucking tough and manly.
i guess i got some nasty dirty bug from somewhere, the thing that worried me the most was the cramps and insane hot/cold bouts, i'd never had anything like that before in the 4 years i've been in this neck of the woods so it worried me a little bit, plus with moving house soon i dont have a lot of money to spare to blast on proper doctors, if i can get through the rest of the day without puking again i think i should be doing ok.
thanks for all your help and advice people, i shall let you know if i die, muchas gracias y adiós xoxoxox
when im 100% well again i will find you, and i will make you eat your own tits, i consider what you said to be blasphemy and you currently have a jihad on you.
other than that im actually feeling kind of ok-ish now, i bought a malaria kit just to be on the safe side and that said i was ok, i munched some ibuprofen and was told to buy some Ciproflox as well, so i ate one of those too, just sent the lady out, again, to buy some adams ale sports drink or whatever its called and a loaf of shitty bread to dip in my cup-a-soup, i am so fucking tough and manly.
i guess i got some nasty dirty bug from somewhere, the thing that worried me the most was the cramps and insane hot/cold bouts, i'd never had anything like that before in the 4 years i've been in this neck of the woods so it worried me a little bit, plus with moving house soon i dont have a lot of money to spare to blast on proper doctors, if i can get through the rest of the day without puking again i think i should be doing ok.
thanks for all your help and advice people, i shall let you know if i die, muchas gracias y adiós xoxoxox
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