You know its time to........when......
You know its time to........when......
You know it's time to buy your baby a pacifier when you walk into your house and find she has her laughing gear wrapped around Grannies tit.
Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.
You know it's time to go and sit on the verandah when you walk into your house and see your mother in laws tits.
Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.
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*puked a little in my mouth*MoodyMac wrote:You know it's time to buy your baby a pacifier when you walk into your house and find she has her laughing gear wrapped around Grannies tit.
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Didn't expect that eh?keeping_it_riel wrote:*puked a little in my mouth*MoodyMac wrote:You know it's time to buy your baby a pacifier when you walk into your house and find she has her laughing gear wrapped around Grannies tit.
No neither did I.
Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.
Mine is 93 losing her teeth chewing on beetle nut and her mind as well. Rarely wears a top....MoodyMac wrote:You know it's time to go and sit on the verandah when you walk into your house and see your mother in laws tits.
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"Do your tits hang low.."
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if i ever came home and saw my kid sucking on grandmas tit (or anyone but the childs mother) i'd do this
+1Captain Bonez wrote:if i ever came home and saw my kid sucking on grandmas tit (or anyone but the childs mother) i'd do this
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What he said ^^^keeping_it_riel wrote:*puked a little in my mouth*MoodyMac wrote:You know it's time to buy your baby a pacifier when you walk into your house and find she has her laughing gear wrapped around Grannies tit.
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You learn something new everyday. On further research of this fascinating subject I found that 'wet nurses' don't necessarily have to have recently given birth themselves as I previously thought, it is possible for women's breasts to lactate if suckled/pumped regularly. This makes this scenario even more disturbing ... grandma got milk?
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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MM back out bush the black women folk did that all the time. The babies would effectively be having a dry suck. It used to gross me out big time as, um, they weren't the cleanest of people I've come across.
At least granny over here has probably had a shower in the last 24 hours...
At least granny over here has probably had a shower in the last 24 hours...
Apparently granny was a little worried that I would react like that.Captain Bonez wrote:if i ever came home and saw my kid sucking on grandmas tit (or anyone but the childs mother) i'd do this
I'm an easy going bloke when it comes to these sorts of matters. I just walk out side and have a peaceful smoke.
Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.
A what? Oh a shower. Hmmm.Nasty Canasta wrote:MM back out bush the black women folk did that all the time. The babies would effectively be having a dry suck. It used to gross me out big time as, um, they weren't the cleanest of people I've come across.
At least granny over here has probably had a shower in the last 24 hours...
A bucket bath? A dip in the well?
Anyway, moving on now.
You know its time to accept that you are middle aged when your wife buys you underwear for your birthday.
Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.
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