I hadn't fucked a hooker in over a year when I got here and I held out for a month then I met a few dudes that do it quite a bit and I fell right back into it. The first time was hard, I felt awful because se was nervous and fidgeting, I could imagine how it felt. I told her she didn't have to do it but she got into it without encouragement and then they're all easy after that. I didn't think I'd feel like that.
Last night I took home this little 4.6' cute hooker. We had great sex, really passionate, I made her come all night. Then this morning in the heat of things I screwed her without a condom. An African street whore. I've done exactly this before in Poipet and been on anti retrovirals for a month which destroyed me. Infact, I've done this loads of times all over the place and keep making the same mistake. Anyway, now she's my girlfriend she was so good. I'll get her tested tomorrow.
Anyone else keep making this same mistake? Bollocks!
The same fucking mistake.
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Hey, this reminds me of that Saturday Night Live parody commercial for "BAD IDEA JEANS." I can't find a clip, but here's the script.
Bad Idea Jeans
This is the name of a rather famous sketch seen on Saturday Night Live; it first aired on January 12, 1991. It is a commercial parody of pretentious blue jeans commericals and features, well, just read it . . .
BAD IDEA JEANS The scene opens on a group middle age guys playing a friendly game of weekend basketball.
Guy #1: Hey, we've got our apartment. We ripped up the floors, pipes, wiring, and having everything completely redone.
Guy #2: You're renting, right?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Suddenly we see in large simple type on a white background: BAD IDEA
Guy #3: Well, he's an ex free-base addict, and he's trying to turn around, and he needs a place to stay for a couple of months.
Again :BAD IDEA
Guy #1: Tosses bottle to Guy #2 Heads up!
Guy #4: Now that I have kids, I feel a lot better having a gun in the house.
BAD IDEA
They continue to play. We see a close-up of the jeans they're wearing, the label reads: BAD IDEA JEANS
Guy #3: I thought about it, and even though it's over, I'm going to tell my wife about the affair.
BAD IDEA
Guy #5: I don't know the guy, but I've got two kidneys and he needs one, so I figured..
BAD IDEA
Guy #2: Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"
BAD IDEA
Announcer: Bad Idea Jeans.
A group of tall, muscular young men appears and walks onto the court.
Guy #1: Hey, you guys ready? Let's bet these guys! A hundred bucks.. make that two hundred! Two hundred bucks!
Fade to: BAD IDEA JEANS
Bad Idea Jeans
This is the name of a rather famous sketch seen on Saturday Night Live; it first aired on January 12, 1991. It is a commercial parody of pretentious blue jeans commericals and features, well, just read it . . .
BAD IDEA JEANS The scene opens on a group middle age guys playing a friendly game of weekend basketball.
Guy #1: Hey, we've got our apartment. We ripped up the floors, pipes, wiring, and having everything completely redone.
Guy #2: You're renting, right?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Suddenly we see in large simple type on a white background: BAD IDEA
Guy #3: Well, he's an ex free-base addict, and he's trying to turn around, and he needs a place to stay for a couple of months.
Again :BAD IDEA
Guy #1: Tosses bottle to Guy #2 Heads up!
Guy #4: Now that I have kids, I feel a lot better having a gun in the house.
BAD IDEA
They continue to play. We see a close-up of the jeans they're wearing, the label reads: BAD IDEA JEANS
Guy #3: I thought about it, and even though it's over, I'm going to tell my wife about the affair.
BAD IDEA
Guy #5: I don't know the guy, but I've got two kidneys and he needs one, so I figured..
BAD IDEA
Guy #2: Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"
BAD IDEA
Announcer: Bad Idea Jeans.
A group of tall, muscular young men appears and walks onto the court.
Guy #1: Hey, you guys ready? Let's bet these guys! A hundred bucks.. make that two hundred! Two hundred bucks!
Fade to: BAD IDEA JEANS
Wow. She's got the virus man. Poor fucker. Crying in the clinic today. I should be alright I think, I've got the anti-retrovirals in time.
I told her she can stay here, she don't have to work, I'll look after her. My housemate's not happy at all. Fucking poor cunt. I went to her place today so she could pick up some clothes. She lives in a slum next to the Sheraton, a 6x5 tin shack which narrows into 2ft, she shares a bed with a friend. She doesn't know how to read and write, her parents dead blah blah blah. I know so many of you guys hear about guys trying to save girls, the poverty gets to them and I get really cynical about it too. This is different though.
Here's my mate now banging on about his bad luck because the bank never changed his money and a girl stood him up, going on man! And there's this girl on the sofa now with her book learning how to read and write after all the shit today. My fucking housemate whining about bad luck next to this girl! This poor cunt, she still smiles.
I told her she can stay here, she don't have to work, I'll look after her. My housemate's not happy at all. Fucking poor cunt. I went to her place today so she could pick up some clothes. She lives in a slum next to the Sheraton, a 6x5 tin shack which narrows into 2ft, she shares a bed with a friend. She doesn't know how to read and write, her parents dead blah blah blah. I know so many of you guys hear about guys trying to save girls, the poverty gets to them and I get really cynical about it too. This is different though.
Here's my mate now banging on about his bad luck because the bank never changed his money and a girl stood him up, going on man! And there's this girl on the sofa now with her book learning how to read and write after all the shit today. My fucking housemate whining about bad luck next to this girl! This poor cunt, she still smiles.
I didn't think I could be either. I'm fucking stupid man. I fucked her sleeveless on the sunday morning, as I was doing it I was thinking; 'no, no, stop you idiot.' When I finished I was well scared and thought I'd wait til monday when the clinics open to get her tested.. Sunday night I'm trying to fuck her bareback again and she stops me. What the fuck man.logos wrote:Horse, I don't know whether your story is complete bullshit or not but covering up seems so obvious in Africa, I don't believe you can be that stupid.
Anti-retrovirals will kill it for sure. I got told I've got a 3 in 1000 chance of getting it from unprotected sex with a HIV girl and then 98% chance the anti-retrovirals will kill it if I do have it. My dick's pierced which probably changes the odds.
And I'm bessoted with this girl, I don't know what's happening to me. We're fucking close man. I still want to be with her but I know how it is, if a friend of mine were behaving like me I wouldn't stop going on at him. It's like a fucking spell man.
I got ghonerea too. I've learnt mt lesson now probably for a few years though just.
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What the fuck, you move fast! The story reminds me of an old friend of mine who used to travel to Africa quite a bit. One time he arrived in Nairobi pissed out of his head. He awoke some time later, to find all his money and possesions missing. Luckily he knew a bunch of street ho's who put him up in their place for a month, and shagged him for free (bareback, he said he never liked condoms), he always reckoned they had hearts of gold. He's dead now.the horse wrote:And I'm bessoted with this girl, I don't know what's happening to me. We're fucking close man.
(of a heroin overdose)
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You need to go back to the UK, sort out all the issues you have with the way your dad touched you as a child, and stop acting like such a donkey. You're nowhere near Cambodia, and none of these little self-induced problems you have are interesting, but you're too retarded to see it. I rate Chuckly's posts above this crap.
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I don't wish to denigrate the gravity of the original poster's points in any way, but wouldn't one normally consider a little girl of four foot six more in need of responsible guardianship than the above.the horse wrote:I hadn't fucked a hooker in over a year when I got here and I held out for a month then I met a few dudes that do it quite a bit and I fell right back into it. The first time was hard, I felt awful because se was nervous and fidgeting, I could imagine how it felt. I told her she didn't have to do it but she got into it without encouragement and then they're all easy after that. I didn't think I'd feel like that.
Last night I took home this little 4.6' cute hooker. We had great sex, really passionate, I made her come all night. Then this morning in the heat of things I screwed her without a condom. An African street whore.
Mac, mate, that was awful. You're probably good at other things but you're not a funny man. A donkey?Mac wrote:You need to go back to the UK, sort out all the issues you have with the way your dad touched you as a child, and stop acting like such a donkey.
Joe, she's 21. I told her she doesn't have to work again, I'll take care of her. She got told she had HIV yesterday and I just saw her all looking good on the street about an hour ago. I've been a fucking idiot man. Presuming like a naive twat that all hookers want to get off the street. I offered her everything man. I should've learnt this too from Cambodia too. Maybe she even knew she was HIV before that test yesterday. Fucking idiot man.
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You've got a heart, man. But I wonder how many times she's heard that story just to have the hope of salvation evaporate like mist the minute the guy spies another bit of tail he fancies. I wonder how many times she's seen family and friends around her die of starvation, AIDS, thirst, disease. I wonder how long ago any hopes and dreams she ever had were ripped out of her by the savage reality of Ethiopia, if indeed she ever had the chance to develop any?the horse wrote: Joe, she's 21. I told her she doesn't have to work again, I'll take care of her. She got told she had HIV yesterday and I just saw her all looking good on the street about an hour ago. I've been a fucking idiot man. Presuming like a naive twat that all hookers want to get off the street. I offered her everything man. I should've learnt this too from Cambodia too. Maybe she even knew she was HIV before that test yesterday. Fucking idiot man.
It'll take a lot more than a day's screwing to get her to give up the only thing she's got that keeps her belly full.
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