Retarded Khmer Corporate Behaviour
Retarded Khmer Corporate Behaviour
1. Taking smartphone photos of every slide of a 100 page powerpoint presentation despite being told " we will email it to you....". I just witnessed no fewer than 7 muppets in a course doing this. One started doing it and then it was like "I better do it too....." one by one they all started doing it. You complete spastics.
2. Late Late Late Late. Return at 2pm means 2 fucking PM you cunts . And then ......"It is 5pm on the dot......I MUST GO HOME NOW !". It is called punctuality you douche bags
3. Being asked to give one example of something you learned today and then launching into an Oscars style thankyou speech. I want to go home at 5pm too you fucking cocksucker. Shut the fuck up
4. Taking phone calls during the training session non stop like you are Donald Trump. You are a rude little bitch you know that ?
5. Asking inane questions non-stop because a) you think it makes you sound smart and b) the trainer is giving out chocolates to anyone who asks a question. Keep it up you little porker. One or two more chocolates and you will look like Michelin girl and your little fuck of a freshy boyfriend will be shagging even more KTV girls than he already is
6. Using two laptops, a tablet and two smartphones simultaneously. WTF are you doing you fucking complete and utter fucktard
7. Comparing K POP photos on facebook with that little male turd next to you whilst giggling like a virgin about to get impaled by RAIIIIIIIN or MOON or whatever the fuck that South Korean cocksmoker with the stupid fucking hairdo is called. SEE POINT 4
8. Breathing. Just do us all a favour and stop.....now.
Ah.....better now.
2. Late Late Late Late. Return at 2pm means 2 fucking PM you cunts . And then ......"It is 5pm on the dot......I MUST GO HOME NOW !". It is called punctuality you douche bags
3. Being asked to give one example of something you learned today and then launching into an Oscars style thankyou speech. I want to go home at 5pm too you fucking cocksucker. Shut the fuck up
4. Taking phone calls during the training session non stop like you are Donald Trump. You are a rude little bitch you know that ?
5. Asking inane questions non-stop because a) you think it makes you sound smart and b) the trainer is giving out chocolates to anyone who asks a question. Keep it up you little porker. One or two more chocolates and you will look like Michelin girl and your little fuck of a freshy boyfriend will be shagging even more KTV girls than he already is
6. Using two laptops, a tablet and two smartphones simultaneously. WTF are you doing you fucking complete and utter fucktard
7. Comparing K POP photos on facebook with that little male turd next to you whilst giggling like a virgin about to get impaled by RAIIIIIIIN or MOON or whatever the fuck that South Korean cocksmoker with the stupid fucking hairdo is called. SEE POINT 4
8. Breathing. Just do us all a favour and stop.....now.
Ah.....better now.
Rated R for Ricecakes
^ HAHAHAHA! ! !
I love it when people have bad days in the kingdom; it always produces great posts for our entertainment! ! !
(Ha! ! I love those Grammy Award acceptance speeches! ! I've seen 2, and they just came out of nowhere! I honestly thought I was going to pass out because I was doing everything I could not to laugh out loud, which included squeezing all the air out of my lungs and tightening my stomach muscles for dear life for several minutes. You know it's bad when another Cambodian has to step in and stop them.)
I love it when people have bad days in the kingdom; it always produces great posts for our entertainment! ! !
(Ha! ! I love those Grammy Award acceptance speeches! ! I've seen 2, and they just came out of nowhere! I honestly thought I was going to pass out because I was doing everything I could not to laugh out loud, which included squeezing all the air out of my lungs and tightening my stomach muscles for dear life for several minutes. You know it's bad when another Cambodian has to step in and stop them.)
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Chocolates? You give grown people ickle chocolate rewards?
I came, I argued, I'm out
No wonder you couldn't keep their attention, ricecakes. A hundred page PPT presentation?
you will be rewarded in heaven for your patience, but if not just think of the money you earm
scobienz wrote:No wonder you couldn't keep their attention, ricecakes. A hundred page PPT presentation?
I wasn't presenting ! FFS ! I could have got it all into 20 pages.
If I was running the training half the class would have been sitting face towards the corners.
Rated R for Ricecakes
You need to fuck the fuck off you fucking fucker.vladimir wrote:What were the bad points?
You need a holiday.
Jesus Fucking Christ.....I have two more hours of completely different training until 6pm tonight.
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ricecakes wrote:scobienz wrote:No wonder you couldn't keep their attention, ricecakes. A hundred page PPT presentation?
I wasn't presenting ! FFS ! I could have got it all into 20 pages.
If I was running the training half the class would have been sitting face towards the corners.
A movie along the lines of "Falling Down" should be made - Western expat goes on a rampage after what looks like just another day at the office in Phnom Penh. They could even cast Michael Douglas for the lead role again.
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collect all phones in a basket at the beginning of the training, give them back at the end.
Those who begin coercive elimination of dissent soon find themselves exterminating dissenters. Compulsory unification of opinion achieves only the unanimity of the graveyard.
Robert H. Jackson, West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette
Robert H. Jackson, West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette
Don't forget to be early for next week's training schedule meeting on Saturday morning.
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