Last Night an Eggshell Saved my Life
Last Night an Eggshell Saved my Life
from a broken skull.
Was pootling along at my usual 20-30ks an hour and got whacked by a maniac doing about 100 on a "big bike" with no lights.
Flew into the air and basically landed on my head. Rubbish little eggshell helmet took the full force and broke, but probably saved my skull from doing the same.
Usually I wear a hat and sometimes I don't, but from now on I always will.
Not preaching but I think they are a good idea, chaps.
Was pootling along at my usual 20-30ks an hour and got whacked by a maniac doing about 100 on a "big bike" with no lights.
Flew into the air and basically landed on my head. Rubbish little eggshell helmet took the full force and broke, but probably saved my skull from doing the same.
Usually I wear a hat and sometimes I don't, but from now on I always will.
Not preaching but I think they are a good idea, chaps.
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Glad you're OK, and they are idiotic fuckers, aren't they? It really does need saying.
Not only do the brainless fuckwombles drive around at night with their lights off, but they then compound their own already hopeless stupidity by driving super fast and on the wrong side of the road.
Seriously, if i was king/emperor of Cambodia, my first edict would be to ban the ricetards from driving anything more powerful than a children's tricycle.
Not only do the brainless fuckwombles drive around at night with their lights off, but they then compound their own already hopeless stupidity by driving super fast and on the wrong side of the road.
Seriously, if i was king/emperor of Cambodia, my first edict would be to ban the ricetards from driving anything more powerful than a children's tricycle.
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Shit,
Complete wankers man!
I am usually averse to having that normally pointless crap on my head, but to be fair, I have done the same. Knocked off, bounced head on road, truly pathetic skinned helmet definitely prevented more brain damage.
Good news though man, glad you are ok.
Do we dare purchase chicken wire and do shifts on the vong road, collect some heads?
Complete wankers man!
I am usually averse to having that normally pointless crap on my head, but to be fair, I have done the same. Knocked off, bounced head on road, truly pathetic skinned helmet definitely prevented more brain damage.
Good news though man, glad you are ok.
Do we dare purchase chicken wire and do shifts on the vong road, collect some heads?
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I even wear a helmet on my push bike and have for a few years. Flew of twice with my (good, imported) helmet making fist contact with the asphalt. Without the helmet I might be even more of a moron than I am already.... Or dead.
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To be fair, I was only doing 80.
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The lot of them are fucking bellends with less road sense than common sense... and that's less than adequate for most daily chores.
I wouldn't trust half of them with a Tricycle let alone something an engine... the way they pootle along 3/4 abreast chatting away with 2 or three on the pillion, or worse still when those cock sucking mummy's boys with the 1500cc of killing power between their legs burn up and down Sihanouk Blvd on a night with some crimped haired slag on the back.
I make a little prayer everytime one of them rips past me that I will see them spread across 200-300m or asphalt soon, but as of yet it seems to be the ones that get in their way that come off, not them.
I wouldn't trust half of them with a Tricycle let alone something an engine... the way they pootle along 3/4 abreast chatting away with 2 or three on the pillion, or worse still when those cock sucking mummy's boys with the 1500cc of killing power between their legs burn up and down Sihanouk Blvd on a night with some crimped haired slag on the back.
I make a little prayer everytime one of them rips past me that I will see them spread across 200-300m or asphalt soon, but as of yet it seems to be the ones that get in their way that come off, not them.
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at least you landed on the least important part
glad you're ok, did the cockmonkey even stop?
glad you're ok, did the cockmonkey even stop?
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Had an accident last Thursday, some idiot in a car talking on his phone and doing maybe 10km/h
Myself and about 30 Khmers behind him, eventually he moves over, some Khmers go past, as I go past he moves back and forces me to the side of the road, hit some building sand and gravel, bike did a jump and landed on top of me, hit my head, nice big roastie on my arm, mild concussion next day, bloody good thing I was wearing a full-face, something metal cut my Caterpillar boot right down to the steel toecap.
I didn't post it then, perhaps I am slowly Khmerizing, where the national sport is: Let's Play Accident!
Myself and about 30 Khmers behind him, eventually he moves over, some Khmers go past, as I go past he moves back and forces me to the side of the road, hit some building sand and gravel, bike did a jump and landed on top of me, hit my head, nice big roastie on my arm, mild concussion next day, bloody good thing I was wearing a full-face, something metal cut my Caterpillar boot right down to the steel toecap.
I didn't post it then, perhaps I am slowly Khmerizing, where the national sport is: Let's Play Accident!
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just the physics involved in getting you airborne mean you must have been going like 240 km/h!vladimir wrote:Had an accident last Thursday, some idiot in a car talking on his phone and doing maybe 10km/h
Myself and about 30 Khmers behind him, eventually he moves over, some Khmers go past, as I go past he moves back and forces me to the side of the road, hit some building sand and gravel, bike did a jump and landed on top of me, hit my head, nice big roastie on my arm, mild concussion next day, bloody good thing I was wearing a full-face, something metal cut my Caterpillar boot right down to the steel toecap.
I didn't post it then, perhaps I am slowly Khmerizing, where the national sport is: Let's Play Accident!
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I think you're being way too generous, myself.keeping_it_riel wrote:Seriously, if i was king/emperor of Cambodia, my first edict would be to ban the ricetards from driving anything more powerful than a children's tricycle.
Many have problems putting their own feet in front of the other and are constantly walking into people.
At least with a buffalo there is a reasonable brain involved.
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
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