Tourists Sunbathing at Riverside
Planking Cambo style with a view
Gav, you ought to open an photo gallery/bar on the Riverside, could be a moneyspinner
Gav, you ought to open an photo gallery/bar on the Riverside, could be a moneyspinner
I'm somewhat worried about Gav's attraction to drunken men who are not fully clothed.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
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What I have fantasized about is paying a proper Khmer photographer to spend a month photographing the weird Western dudes of the Riverside. The assignment would be 8 hours a day as follows:104 wrote:Planking Cambo style with a view
Gav, you ought to open an photo gallery/bar on the Riverside, could be a moneyspinner
11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Walk up and down the riverside on the river/promenade side of the street and photograph shirtless white dudes, crazy methheads, obese singlet wearers, sleeping drunks, anyone with a face or neck tattoo, anyone with bandaged appendages, any dudes perving on young girls, etc. Then walk along the other side of the street and photograph any really weird looking guys sitting alone at Paddy Rice, Mekong River, etc. drinking morning beers. Do not get right up in their faces but don't hide what you're doing either. Photograph them from public places only.
11 p.m. to 3 a.m. Walk up and down Streets 51, 104, 130 and 136 photographing weirdos and really drunk guys.
I would also assign a videographer to walk around with him whose job is to take "Barang Gone Wild" video of crazy meth head behavior, any bar fights involving white dues, and, importantly, video of any photography subjects who start ranting and raving and getting violent about being filmed in public. And maybe pay for an off duty cop to go with them too just to maintain order.
I think these "Barangs Gone Wild" videos could be the most popular TV show or ongoing Facebook feature in Cambodia. And think of all the great "I think I'm being followed by APLE" threads that new posters would start here.
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I think gav should team up with that crazy bastard Iain Donnelly and bring out a new magazine, featuring a monthly shirtless barang in a centerfold
Other contributors:
miguelito: fine food and wine
Playboy: avoiding chav scum/beer and coffee reviews/ Mings ladies
Lucky Lucan: what really goes on
PSD Kiwi: what changed this month wrt visas and work permits
kinard: tunes of the week
Felgerkarb: disappearing people
violet: how to win friends and influence people, especially tuk-tuk drivers
bscw: aiding and abetting the above
Edwardo, Fred Edwards, and DM: Neck tattoos and dating in Arkansas within acceptable legal limits (varies from county to county)
scobienz: obsessing over what I left behind from my cottage in shitty weather
Starving Pelican: From bogan to barrister: compulsory pro-bono work: my nightmare unfolds
scoffer: how to book flights: step one (35-volume edition)
Other contributors:
miguelito: fine food and wine
Playboy: avoiding chav scum/beer and coffee reviews/ Mings ladies
Lucky Lucan: what really goes on
PSD Kiwi: what changed this month wrt visas and work permits
kinard: tunes of the week
Felgerkarb: disappearing people
violet: how to win friends and influence people, especially tuk-tuk drivers
bscw: aiding and abetting the above
Edwardo, Fred Edwards, and DM: Neck tattoos and dating in Arkansas within acceptable legal limits (varies from county to county)
scobienz: obsessing over what I left behind from my cottage in shitty weather
Starving Pelican: From bogan to barrister: compulsory pro-bono work: my nightmare unfolds
scoffer: how to book flights: step one (35-volume edition)
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gavinmac wrote:What I have fantasized about is paying a proper Khmer photographer to spend a month photographing the weird Western dudes of the Riverside. The assignment would be 8 hours a day as follows:104 wrote:Planking Cambo style with a view
Gav, you ought to open an photo gallery/bar on the Riverside, could be a moneyspinner
11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Walk up and down the riverside on the river/promenade side of the street and photograph shirtless white dudes, crazy methheads, obese singlet wearers, sleeping drunks, anyone with a face or neck tattoo, anyone with bandaged appendages, any dudes perving on young girls, etc. Then walk along the other side of the street and photograph any really weird looking guys sitting alone at Paddy Rice, Mekong River, etc. drinking morning beers. Do not get right up in their faces but don't hide what you're doing either. Photograph them from public places only.
11 p.m. to 3 a.m. Walk up and down Streets 51, 104, 130 and 136 photographing weirdos and really drunk guys.
I would also assign a videographer to walk around with him whose job is to take "Barang Gone Wild" video of crazy meth head behavior, any bar fights involving white dues, and, importantly, video of any photography subjects who start ranting and raving and getting violent about being filmed in public. And maybe pay for an off duty cop to go with them too just to maintain order.
I think these "Barangs Gone Wild" videos could be the most popular TV show or ongoing Facebook feature in Cambodia. And think of all the great "I think I'm being followed by APLE" threads that new posters would start here.
It's a funny idea but surely the photographer would be capturing you prowling riverside snapping shirtless locals from the comfort of Yike bar followed by you popping up in the late night edition creeping out of Honeypot and onto Angry birds.
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The walking sandles, the torn short jorts, the watch, the 'tash, the aviators and comb-over. Possibly the best yet.
Is this going to be a photo series Gavin? Can you rank them in your preferred order, like, the snaps that capture the quintessential essence of your vision and craft?
Or let me do another top trumps game.
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gavinmac wrote:That dude has a pony tail it’s just not in the photo.
Then he truly is a god among mortals in the shirtless barang world.
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He owns many leather bound sandals and his guesthouse probably smells like rich mahogany.pedros wrote:gavinmac wrote:That dude has a pony tail it’s just not in the photo.
Then he truly is a god among mortals in the shirtless barang world.
No, a man bun would secure that.pedros wrote:gavinmac wrote:That dude has a pony tail it’s just not in the photo.
Then he truly is a god among mortals in the shirtless barang world.
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