Mac,
How the hell are you?
Well, I guess you are okay, eating healthy these days, are you? Lots of cantaloupe, peaches and mangosteens I see...
So, still picking up on the girls in the office? I suppose one day someone will have a problem with you doing that, but hey-- have fun in the meantime. I know you will!
Your story was very entertaining for us all. Keep up the good (cough) work, you Sex Wizard, you...
LMAO
PS- I hope nothing has happened to your eye, are you wearing an eye patch now? Perhaps there was a tragic accident with your lovewand? Mother always told me to be careful with small pointy objects...
Mac, read your diatribe about fruit salad...
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Mac, read your diatribe about fruit salad...
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Hey, not the gals in the office, but in an office. Mind your articles, petal.
Anyone in a button-down blazer and short skirt, with perky little breasts and a round bottom, suits my tastes fine.
My eye, by the way, was pecked out by a chicken in the Philippines. Yeah, yeah it's really no big deal.
Glad to see you back. Where have you been?
Anyone in a button-down blazer and short skirt, with perky little breasts and a round bottom, suits my tastes fine.
My eye, by the way, was pecked out by a chicken in the Philippines. Yeah, yeah it's really no big deal.
Glad to see you back. Where have you been?
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S-Fxx
Where the freaking hell have you been?
First Lilit and now you have reappeared here and very welcome you both are. We know what Lilit's been doing (thinking about moving here, ducking and weaving from Hezbollah rockets, doing her teaching qualifications ect) but what have you been up to?
All we need now is the gloriously well-liked Emily to check in and 440 will have scored a treble of its most popular women writers coming back in the same week.
KiR
Where the freaking hell have you been?
First Lilit and now you have reappeared here and very welcome you both are. We know what Lilit's been doing (thinking about moving here, ducking and weaving from Hezbollah rockets, doing her teaching qualifications ect) but what have you been up to?
All we need now is the gloriously well-liked Emily to check in and 440 will have scored a treble of its most popular women writers coming back in the same week.
KiR
Twitter: Not my circus, not my monkeys - I sold #K440
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Yeah, life sucks you know, and then you keel. Well, something along those lines anyway, right?
Hmmm, what have I been doing? Well, I came back in April, stayed with my good friend in her basement on her couch for months until I got my old job back and got an apartment. Basically life sucks. Yeah, there are nice things about being here. I can take a bath, I can drink the water from the tap, but I miss Cambodia like crazy.
I am selling my house, getting a divorce from a wonderful man who I treated like shit while I was there, and I dunno... Just trying to hang in there.
Now I remember why I hated my job. It took a few months to remember, but I do now. Thinking of joining the Peace Corps especially if I can get a gig there. But looking for anything that pays a decent wage. Anyone know of anything? I am desperate to get out of here-- and tell people all the time at work that "I am planning my escape."
I am thinking in a few months, if the luck of Buddha smiles on me.
Hmmm, what have I been doing? Well, I came back in April, stayed with my good friend in her basement on her couch for months until I got my old job back and got an apartment. Basically life sucks. Yeah, there are nice things about being here. I can take a bath, I can drink the water from the tap, but I miss Cambodia like crazy.
I am selling my house, getting a divorce from a wonderful man who I treated like shit while I was there, and I dunno... Just trying to hang in there.
Now I remember why I hated my job. It took a few months to remember, but I do now. Thinking of joining the Peace Corps especially if I can get a gig there. But looking for anything that pays a decent wage. Anyone know of anything? I am desperate to get out of here-- and tell people all the time at work that "I am planning my escape."
I am thinking in a few months, if the luck of Buddha smiles on me.
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You know, there aren't many things I don't miss, but here they are. Everything else I pretty much miss in some way.
I don't miss:
1) Being stared at 24/7
2) the stench
3) people wanting money (24/7) from me when I only want to relax and enjoy myself
4) the Godawful heat of April and May
5) Dengue and anything like it that I have had before, 2 times that almost killed me
And that is about it. I miss everything else to some extent I guess. It's the joy of the nuttiness of the place isn't it?
I don't miss:
1) Being stared at 24/7
2) the stench
3) people wanting money (24/7) from me when I only want to relax and enjoy myself
4) the Godawful heat of April and May
5) Dengue and anything like it that I have had before, 2 times that almost killed me
And that is about it. I miss everything else to some extent I guess. It's the joy of the nuttiness of the place isn't it?
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Whilst daydreaming about Cambodia and all I miss I remembered a couple more:
I don't miss:
Dogs and cats there that arent friendly, and bark and shit all over
And the number one thing I DON'T MISS, which made me post this follow up?
Cambodian Karaoke music!!!!!!!!!!
I don't miss:
Dogs and cats there that arent friendly, and bark and shit all over
And the number one thing I DON'T MISS, which made me post this follow up?
Cambodian Karaoke music!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, come on. You've got to love Cambodian karaoke music, especially that old style stuff with the demure peasant girls, making eyes at their handsome swains, rushing off into the jungle, slipping out of their clothes (except for a kromah) and splashing water (in slow motion) onto their bare shoulders / necks / faces for what seems like hours and hours and hours ... That's a rare cultural accomplishment.
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Dude,
I especially DON'T miss those videos. They are fond of extreme close ups all the time. I shudder now at the memory.
And unlike the female population that seems to be at least 25% good looking women, even in videos, to me, hardly any of the men are even slightly attractive. Bah- "handsome swains." I wonder how that happens? How can the majority of men be sooo unattractive and yet so many women be attractive.
I especially DON'T miss those videos. They are fond of extreme close ups all the time. I shudder now at the memory.
And unlike the female population that seems to be at least 25% good looking women, even in videos, to me, hardly any of the men are even slightly attractive. Bah- "handsome swains." I wonder how that happens? How can the majority of men be sooo unattractive and yet so many women be attractive.
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