I'm not getting on the back of YOUR motorbikespitthedog wrote:Plus they probably had some wrinkly old geezers dick in their mouth the night before..mr.tiktokbombom wrote:Why I go to hostess bars !!!
I think of girls the same way that I think of motorbikes. Old bikes can look good (same as girls in their late 30's), but they allways cost you a lot of money, because you have to change parts all the time (sick/hospital bills). New ones are to expencive, and fall a lot in value in the first year (if you have acident, it will cost you/and the bike will never feel the same again), same with girls (if you have acident and get her preagnent). So all in all the best ting to do is go rent a bike, you know what it will cost you, you can do things with her that you newer would have done with your own bike, you can drive her like crazy all day and all night, and the next day, you just change to a nother bike. You can put a little bit extra money inn it, go for the nicest one, and do the wild thing, you know its wrong, you know she will have problems later one, but in the end, it's rental and you can just change the next day. Sorry for my poor english!
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Be careful AiA, you will be compared as an extra passenger on the girl...andyinasia wrote:I'm not getting on the back of YOUR motorbikespitthedog wrote:Plus they probably had some wrinkly old geezers dick in their mouth the night before..mr.tiktokbombom wrote:Why I go to hostess bars !!!
I think of girls the same way that I think of motorbikes. Old bikes can look good (same as girls in their late 30's), but they allways cost you a lot of money, because you have to change parts all the time (sick/hospital bills). New ones are to expencive, and fall a lot in value in the first year (if you have acident, it will cost you/and the bike will never feel the same again), same with girls (if you have acident and get her preagnent). So all in all the best ting to do is go rent a bike, you know what it will cost you, you can do things with her that you newer would have done with your own bike, you can drive her like crazy all day and all night, and the next day, you just change to a nother bike. You can put a little bit extra money inn it, go for the nicest one, and do the wild thing, you know its wrong, you know she will have problems later one, but in the end, it's rental and you can just change the next day. Sorry for my poor english!
Did you promise to ring the bell to get them all to smile like that?
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Who - me or google? It's off some bar's website - dunno which one, never been (bet Ed has )patcan wrote:Did you promise to ring the bell to get them all to smile like that?
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Or, "Hey drunken slut", to have the street's population of male expats turn around.Playboy wrote:
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andyinasia wrote:Your Christmas present awaits, Ed
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i played this a few times and put it on a few of my friends wall on facebook for a laugh,boomer wrote:
ive now got the song annoyingly stuck in my head now....
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boomer wrote:^ Still way better than this one imho..:
make it stop make it stop!!!!!!
at least the other one was Kawaii hahaha
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well played...Londo wrote:Or, "Hey drunken slut", to have the street's population of male expats turn around.Playboy wrote:
ps. it occurred to me that what's missing in this thread is meo den and his well reasoned, balanced and objective touch for all things to do with hostess bars...where is that man?
He's been in his room 35 years...time to let him out!
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Playboy wrote:Saw him earlier, looking better and recovered
'Recovered'? I didn't know he was ill. Damn.
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Nothing but an opinionated tourist. The Pope spends more time in countries than I do ! It is also not my place to comment on a gentleman's dress. A real 23 minute wonder, that obviously knows little about ovens and cooking in Cambodia.
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