A very Sihanoukville-ish warning from Sihanoukville
Funny thread that. We had a phantom shitter in the swimming pool at the complex the other night. Unfortunately the trouser trout was found by a small kid the next afternoon when there was a birthday party at the pool. Ten adults and kids evacuated the pool very quickly when the bondi cigar surfaced.
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You've clearly not watched German porn!Pol Pothead wrote:In what way is that ironic?Just Robbed wrote:Ironic hes german.
My posts are just jokes, maybe they're rude, offensive, and politically incorrect. They're not my opinion, viewpoint, idea, or judgement, but they're just fucking jokes so lighten up.
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Are there any better poster children for Anally Retentive people than Germans? Well... maybe not this guy. I believe Sigmund would classify him a bit more on the Anal Expulsiveness side of the spectrum.Pol Pothead wrote:In what way is that ironic?Just Robbed wrote:Ironic hes german.
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Gin&Tonic wrote:What was he meant to do? Launder the sheets himself. I doubt he did it on purpose and if the guesthouse can't handle something like that they are probably in the wrong business.
Sounds like you can really relate to this guy...
Don't mention the Giant Panda in the room.
I like the fact the lady in the OP seems more outraged more by the fact that he didn't tell her staff what he had done, rather than the act itself.
Perhaps Bernard could send her a card
Perhaps Bernard could send her a card
There once was a kraut called B.Ritter
He was a loose sphinctered shitter
He let loose with his bowels
In a seaside place that's most foul
Oh Shitsville ! where arses do splitter.
(Composed and typed as I take a dump for inspiration)
He was a loose sphinctered shitter
He let loose with his bowels
In a seaside place that's most foul
Oh Shitsville ! where arses do splitter.
(Composed and typed as I take a dump for inspiration)
Rated R for Ricecakes
"Kids now a days think getting a tattoo or piercing is rebelling. When I was a kid I rebelled by overthrowing a small central American country!"
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I'll probably regret asking this, but why is the shat-in room 'unusable for the near future'?
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I feel compelled to say that it did happened to me before, but apparently in much less formidable quantitities and in any case in my own bed...
A lot of hypocrites on this thread might wan't us to believe that they have perfect control of their sphincter muscle at all time to which I must say Bullshit or they couldn't possibly be living in Cambodia for very long
A lot of hypocrites on this thread might wan't us to believe that they have perfect control of their sphincter muscle at all time to which I must say Bullshit or they couldn't possibly be living in Cambodia for very long
Barang_doa_slae wrote:I feel compelled to say that it did happened to me before, ......
A lot of hypocrites on this thread might wan't us to believe that they have perfect control of their sphincter muscle at all time to which I must say Bullshit or they couldn't possibly be living in Cambodia for very long
Time for a poll
Rated R for Ricecakes
I'll freely admit that I've pissed myself in the midst of a celebration of non-sobriety but I can honestly say that I've not shit myself, although I am young so I figure it's not a question of if but when...But I am prepared, bring that shit on.
"Kids now a days think getting a tattoo or piercing is rebelling. When I was a kid I rebelled by overthrowing a small central American country!"
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I would have to say, yes, the shitter should make extreme effort to clean the mess by himself and probably ask the cleaning staff for disinfectants and detergents to do it proper and leaving a decent tip for their troubles.Gin&Tonic wrote:What was he meant to do? Launder the sheets himself. I doubt he did it on purpose and if the guesthouse can't handle something like that they are probably in the wrong business.
As a former guesthouse owner, I would have thought you would be among the most unforgiving in such situations.
I hope they burn those sheets.
..and if you disagree with me, you are one billion times WORSE than HITLER!!!
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