That bar girl you can't stop thinking about...
Some blokes might only recognise her by the roadmap above her clapped out fanny.
Better send a photo of that too...
Better send a photo of that too...
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You say 'some years ago.' So, if for the sake of argument we assume it was 4 years ago and, again for the sake of argument, we assume she has remained in the business, then we could allocate her a CPW (cocks per week) rate of 3 on average. We could also assume that in each of those 4 years she has perhaps not worked for 3 weeks - in fact lets be generous and say 5 weeks each year with no bar work. That would give her an approximate (assumed) total of 564 penises since you last saw her. Putting her on a Japs Eye inspection equivalent with a junior optician in Tokyo.
Do you really want her back?
Do you really want her back?
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Stramash wrote:You say 'some years ago.' So, if for the sake of argument we assume it was 4 years ago and, again for the sake of argument, we assume she has remained in the business, then we could allocate her a CPW (cocks per week) rate of 3 on average. We could also assume that in each of those 4 years she has perhaps not worked for 3 weeks - in fact lets be generous and say 5 weeks each year with no bar work. That would give her an approximate (assumed) total of 564 penises since you last saw her. Putting her on a Japs Eye inspection equivalent with a junior optician in Tokyo.
Do you really want her back?
how the fuck do i embed youtube videos ??
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Yeah...I did see her with a German looking guy at Hip Hop Club (before it burned down) and that kind of bummed me out. But that doesn't matter.gavinmac wrote:I'll have her phone number and the names of all her German kids within a day.Subversive Yuon wrote:Should I send Gavin her pic? I'm conflicted...
No, I just think about her and wonder if she's ok. I just wonder what her life is like now.Stramash wrote:Do you really want her back?
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Oh, one other thing - don't act like you bastards haven't ever felt this way. I know almost for sure that most of you who have lived here for a significant amount of time have experienced the phantom bar-girl that haunts your [wet] dreams.
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I have a talent for Khmer bar-girl mind reading:Subversive Yuon wrote: No, I just think about her and wonder if she's ok. I just wonder what her life is like now.
1. She's not ok, chu kbal, can not sleep, no money for rent.
2. Mak is sick, buffalo sick, brother no money for school
4. A $500 wire from you would cure all of the above. For about 2 weeks.
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I have this weird feeling that someone is scrolling through my post history right now...
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Surprised I haven't received any PMs asking for pics yet...maybe you lovely, lovely man are slipping?
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Hey. You're the one who failed to get her real name (and her Facebook.)Subversive Yuon wrote:Surprised I haven't received any PMs asking for pics yet...maybe you lovely, lovely man are slipping?
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Did you factor in the monthly event?Stramash wrote:We could also assume that in each of those 4 years she has perhaps not worked for 3 weeks - in fact lets be generous and say 5 weeks each year with no bar work. That would give her an approximate (assumed) total of 564 penises since you last saw her.
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
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I really don't think she has a Facebook page. She didn't even have a phone when I knew her (two years ago). As for her "real name," she told me a few different names like "Srei Mai" and various other generic/ubiquitous names.Joon wrote:Hey. You're the one who failed to get her real name (and her Facebook.)Subversive Yuon wrote:Surprised I haven't received any PMs asking for pics yet...maybe you lovely, lovely man are slipping?
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I am calling BULLSHIT on not having a phone.
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SY: "Can I have your number?"
Her: "Oh, I.....um.....don't have a phone."
Her: "Oh, I.....um.....don't have a phone."
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