The 'be christ, ain't it hot thread' thread

[krisduncs]

Earn your beer!

How was the beer?

[Steve Zodiac]

Looks like a pint, I only know of 3 places that serve pints, Cadillac Bar PP. Rusty keyhole Kpt & Hard Rock Cafe SR. They go warm so quick so not the best option, any other bars serve a full pint?

[Lucky Lucan]

My power turned off on Friday morning just before I left and I guessed it was just a local cut for maintenance etc. I was pretty pissed off when I got home that evening and noticed it was still off. I checked the pole and my meter had a cut off notice, which I didn't expect as I thought I'd paid the bill a few days before. So besides having to charge my phone at the restaurant across the street I had to spend all night dripping sweat into my pillows. Last night I came home and even though the bill had been sorted out earlier that day it still wasn't on so I just went and stayed in a friend's guesthouse. The heat is at a horrific level now. Driving around relatively fast usually results in feeling cooler. At the moment it just feels like you're getting blasted by a hot oven door.

[scobienz]

My heart bleeds for you guys. I'm currently having a shisha in west London and it's 8 degrees. It's fucking April. I'm freezing my arse off.

[ricecakes]

I made the retarded mistake of driving around looking at motorbikes yesterday. Fucking traffic was off its face, it was hotter than mars in summer and my little boy was melting on the back of the bike. We got home...he promptly went to sleep for several hours and I drank about ten beers.

The thought of having no power atm horrifies me.

More of the same today I guess...

[vladimir]

I was also driving today, the level of fucktardery and one-celled bad brain decisions seems to increase exponentially with each degree rise in heat, it seems.

Some prolapse in a new SUV insisted on going past me on the wrong side of the road, the handguard on my bike left a lovely mark on his paintwork, tee-hee.

Came home at 7pm, hate driving in the dark, the suicide game had started, a sit does with cretinous reject zombies, and many tried to kill themselves or me, offering to be run over, swerving suddenly or driving without lights on on the wrong side of the road (there's a right side?)

Lots of stock deaths, mostly poultry, at the in laws' place in Takeo. They have shade covers up and lots of water for them, they still die.

[WatchTheGrass]

The heat has been wonderful. It's just a shame I don't have the time to enjoy it for at least another week.

[Alexandra]

I was also driving today, the level of fucktardery and one-celled bad brain decisions seems to increase exponentially with each degree rise in heat, it seems.

Ask the bogans about going tropo.

Bless

[vladimir]

Back in darkest Africa, October (hottest month) was also called suicide month.

I sthere a corresponding increase in the suicide rate here in April/May?

[PSD_Kiwi]

Off to the province for about a week, no electricity, even though I'm used to extremely hot climates I am dreading the next week...I'll be sending a family member to collect a tonne of ice each morning to at least ensure I have a constant supply of cold beer...maybe another tonne to put in one of the tiger urns so I can regularly dump cold buckets of water over my body!

[spitthedog]

I seem to catch the odd cold if there's cold nights and hot days. No problem with cold nights now though.

Went jogging for around 5kms yesterday afternoon. Came back a dripping sweaty mess with suncream running in my eyes.


Do you think that the heat can have a negative effect on the investigations into the exponential rise in barang deaths during the hot season in the Kingdom of Wonder?

[Jamie_Lambo]

I was also driving today, the level of fucktardery and one-celled bad brain decisions seems to increase exponentially with each degree rise in heat, it seems.

Ask the bogans about going tropo.

Bless

my australian friend was telling me about tropo the other day

[alanclarke72]

This gentleman has the right idea:

[Petrol Head]

Jesus. That's India hot.