What to do during forced entry
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- I've got internet at work
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Sometimes, when in a foul mood, I am tempted to check in to a cheap guest house, say near GSM, leave the door unlocked and wait for a hapless methhead to set about jaoing.
Maybe I should just relax.
Maybe I should just relax.
Sharpened broom stick, don't want to grapple with them. Run them through, dump body in river.
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Aluminum baseball bat.
I catch any fucker in the house...batter up!
I catch any fucker in the house...batter up!
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
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Whatever weapon, it needs to be accompanied by the mind and willingness to use it quickly and to effect, lest it become the other guy's weapon. Without that, best for the confrontation never to happen (whether by preventative measures, or quietly escaping.) I have no doubt that Felg would not only dispatch him without hesitation, but dine on his liver too. But most, if they were honest with themselves, aren't up to it.
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That's what I'm talking about Joon.jackrossi wrote:for home defense a pepper spray is bad it often just pisses people off and often affects you as well.
just buy or make a 1.6m spear possibly with a long sharp blade on the sides so it cant be grabbed like the japanese naginata , an inexperienced knife fighter will most likely give up or lose when confronted by a spear.
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Only if you accidentally kill them.finy wrote:Probably best to move to SHK or SR.
Why not just get your valuables and move into a guest house until you feel security has been restored? it's no joke if confronted by a thief in your home here. Heed LTO's advice and others. Avoid confrontation. It's the Cambodian way.
(but get that electric pole together just in case of emergency when you have no pre-warning. On second thoughts, stick a knife on the end of it as well)
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I think it's time to get inspirational here, obviously Alexandra is quaking in her boots and terrified out of her beige granny-pants at the moment, if she hasn't been chopped up already.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
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Same as "Waiting list". An expression I learned from Philippine Airlines when you wish to travel on a certain date but no seats are available. Similar to a standby list.Lindy wrote:What's a wait list ?
In your case it applies to the baby-sitting...
You got a can of mosquitoe spray in the bedroom ?
Now all you need is a lighter.
But it sounds like a bunch of paranoid delusions to me...
Now all you need is a lighter.
But it sounds like a bunch of paranoid delusions to me...
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Re: What to do during forced entry
Lay back and think of England.
(+ "Bless")
Lay back and think of England.
(+ "Bless")
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In Zambia two guys were casing our house. I took my pet python, Priscilla for walkies on the front lawn. We never saw them again, and locals would cross to the farthest side of the road when walking past. Nyoka!
Call rent-a-python, LOL
Or watch Straw Dogs
Call rent-a-python, LOL
Or watch Straw Dogs
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
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Good idea.vladimir wrote:In Zambia two guys were casing our house. I took my pet python, Priscilla for walkies on the front lawn. We never saw them again, and locals would cross to the farthest side of the road when walking past. Nyoka!
Call rent-a-python, LOL
Or watch Straw Dogs
OP could post a sign up: "Python Inside".
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Get a sharp knife and cut off the jao's penis.
Then he will be...
nobless
Then he will be...
nobless
- Lucky Lucan
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Get a welding shop to put something like this together:
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
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