What's Your Gender?
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What's Your Gender?
So I was hanging out with the NGO and Hipster crowd in TTP last night and managed to catch possibly the most fucked up conversation I have ever heard.
It was so fucked up I had to go home and do some quick research w to make sure I had heard it all right.
So here goes.
Her : "Are you a Man or Woman?"
Him : "a Man"
Her : "Is that the gender you were assigned at birth?"
Him : "Errr, yeah"
Her : "Do you identify with yourself as a man and or do a job that would be considered appropriate for your gender?"
Him : "Yeah?"
(At this point he was starting to realise there was fucking no hope of this bitch sitting on his face that night)
Her : "Then you my friend are Cisgender" .... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cisgender)..
Him : "What the fuck, now?"
So anyway the conversation went on way too long with her announcing to anyone in earshot she loved people, not genders and it wasn't what was between their legs that turned her on, it was the person "so if that, like, means I sleep with a guy or a girl it's because of the personality not their gender, and I can like sleep with a guy and a girl at the same time and its all cool cos I don't even think about who has what in where or when"...
Fuck my life.
Actually later, she confessed she also used to date a Nigerian "Footballer" in the TTP area so clearly that was all about his brains and nothing to do with his 12" fucking schlong... right?...
So, because Transexuals, -(those who identify as a different sex to that which they were assigned at birth, felt a bit victimised by the label "Transgender" or "Transexual" apparently we all need to a label ourselves as well.
So there you go... I dare anyone to tell Felgerkarb he is a Cis.
So what about the fucking I hear you ask... who is fucking who now? well here we go.. Apparently nowadays It's not all about boys fucking girls, or girls fucking boys anymore... hell, it's not even about Girls who eat cunt and those whoopsies who love a bit of cock in their ass/mouth/armpit...
Noooooo sir! Apparently sexuality is as broad a spectrum as the culture lurking beneath Ricecakes' foreskin... we are no longer straight or gay there is a kaleidoscope of types of cock and minge loving that has been lovingly categorized for you all in between..
lets run through some..
(ah and for those of you who like pretty pictures someone has kindly released a poster for you all to print out and keep and scratch off as you kick the fuck out of the next weirdo you come (no pun intended) across..
So we are all familiar with LGBT - it's been rammed down our throats more often than the big boys chocked RobW in prep-school.
1 : Lesbian A lesbian is a female homosexual: a female who experiences romantic love or sexual attraction to other females. You know, the ones that make the good porn and are always having pillow fights.
2 : Gay - Yup we all know this one... Gay is a term that primarily refers to a male homosexual person. In other words a bummer, bumder, homo, whoopsie, shirtlifter, battyboy. To see which kind of Gay you are, refer to : http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/twink-b ... f-gay-men/
3 : Bi - Basically they want their cake and eat it... The girlie ones also make great pornos.
4 : Transexual - Ladyboys.. Chicks With Dicks, Guys with Tits. Done.
But what took your grandparents a lifetime to ignore and you parents a life time to accept and Playboy a quiet weekend to explore is now waaaaay too mainstream darling..
Now, you can be....
Genderqueer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genderqueer),
Bi-Gender (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigender)
Pangender (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangender
Or anything your little heart desires....
So, instead of going out Queer Bashing after a few cheeky Stella's down the 'Spoons on a Friday afternoon you can now become a Straight Ally... Waahoo! Go Gays!... and for those too fucked up to even think about someone touching them or even touching themselves you can now proudly walk down the street with your head held high and tell everyone... Je Suis Aromantic...
What the fuck is the world coming to?
It was so fucked up I had to go home and do some quick research w to make sure I had heard it all right.
So here goes.
Her : "Are you a Man or Woman?"
Him : "a Man"
Her : "Is that the gender you were assigned at birth?"
Him : "Errr, yeah"
Her : "Do you identify with yourself as a man and or do a job that would be considered appropriate for your gender?"
Him : "Yeah?"
(At this point he was starting to realise there was fucking no hope of this bitch sitting on his face that night)
Her : "Then you my friend are Cisgender" .... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cisgender)..
Him : "What the fuck, now?"
So anyway the conversation went on way too long with her announcing to anyone in earshot she loved people, not genders and it wasn't what was between their legs that turned her on, it was the person "so if that, like, means I sleep with a guy or a girl it's because of the personality not their gender, and I can like sleep with a guy and a girl at the same time and its all cool cos I don't even think about who has what in where or when"...
Fuck my life.
Actually later, she confessed she also used to date a Nigerian "Footballer" in the TTP area so clearly that was all about his brains and nothing to do with his 12" fucking schlong... right?...
So, because Transexuals, -(those who identify as a different sex to that which they were assigned at birth, felt a bit victimised by the label "Transgender" or "Transexual" apparently we all need to a label ourselves as well.
So there you go... I dare anyone to tell Felgerkarb he is a Cis.
So what about the fucking I hear you ask... who is fucking who now? well here we go.. Apparently nowadays It's not all about boys fucking girls, or girls fucking boys anymore... hell, it's not even about Girls who eat cunt and those whoopsies who love a bit of cock in their ass/mouth/armpit...
Noooooo sir! Apparently sexuality is as broad a spectrum as the culture lurking beneath Ricecakes' foreskin... we are no longer straight or gay there is a kaleidoscope of types of cock and minge loving that has been lovingly categorized for you all in between..
lets run through some..
(ah and for those of you who like pretty pictures someone has kindly released a poster for you all to print out and keep and scratch off as you kick the fuck out of the next weirdo you come (no pun intended) across..
So we are all familiar with LGBT - it's been rammed down our throats more often than the big boys chocked RobW in prep-school.
1 : Lesbian A lesbian is a female homosexual: a female who experiences romantic love or sexual attraction to other females. You know, the ones that make the good porn and are always having pillow fights.
2 : Gay - Yup we all know this one... Gay is a term that primarily refers to a male homosexual person. In other words a bummer, bumder, homo, whoopsie, shirtlifter, battyboy. To see which kind of Gay you are, refer to : http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/twink-b ... f-gay-men/
3 : Bi - Basically they want their cake and eat it... The girlie ones also make great pornos.
4 : Transexual - Ladyboys.. Chicks With Dicks, Guys with Tits. Done.
But what took your grandparents a lifetime to ignore and you parents a life time to accept and Playboy a quiet weekend to explore is now waaaaay too mainstream darling..
Now, you can be....
Genderqueer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genderqueer),
Bi-Gender (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigender)
Pangender (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangender
Or anything your little heart desires....
So, instead of going out Queer Bashing after a few cheeky Stella's down the 'Spoons on a Friday afternoon you can now become a Straight Ally... Waahoo! Go Gays!... and for those too fucked up to even think about someone touching them or even touching themselves you can now proudly walk down the street with your head held high and tell everyone... Je Suis Aromantic...
What the fuck is the world coming to?
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Morticia and I drove by with GB8 last night and saw you sitting there with....them. Glad we didn't stop....as....as.....
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I am making mangling motions with my hands now...must...step...away...from....internet...
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I am making mangling motions with my hands now...must...step...away...from....internet...
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Where is the god of tits and wine?
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Yes, and not in that good way.chkwoot wrote: .. Does anyone else feel dirty when they agree with something Chuck Wow wrote?
"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
What a nice infographic; but there is nothing on there for "heterosexual", I'm so confused with my life now, I may need to start a whole "Spigzy is heterosexual" thread to see if I have any friends who can get me to 1,000 forum pages and set my mind at rest that I'm "OK"!
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ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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No flag for wankers either, I am just gonna wear a black shirt then, oh no, can't wear that on Mondays, my fave day for wanking.
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You are officially Cisgender Straight.Spigzy wrote:What a nice infographic; but there is nothing on there for "heterosexual", I'm so confused with my life now, I may need to start a whole "Spigzy is heterosexual" thread to see if I have any friends who can get me to 1,000 forum pages and set my mind at rest that I'm "OK"!
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Just to add a little more depth to Chuck's thread, and for ladyboy lovers...
The Kinsey Scale is an idea developed by Alfred Kinsey in 1948 that instead of describing people as either homosexual, heterosexual or bisexual sexual orientation was really a scale from hetereosexualiy to homosexuality.
Rating | Description
0 | Exclusively heterosexual
1 | Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 | Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 | Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 | Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 | Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 | Exclusively homosexual
X | No socio-sexual contacts or reactions
Understanding the scale
People at “0” report exclusively heterosexual / opposite sex behavior or attraction. Those at “6” report exclusively homosexual / same-sex behavior or attraction. Ratings 1–5 are for those who report varying levels of attraction or sexual activity with either sex. In the original Kinsey Report studies, the X category designated the group who reported no socio-sexual contacts or reactions in their interviews.
https://www.kinseyinstitute.org/researc ... -scale.php
Kinsey reports
Kinsey Reports
Men: 11.6% of white males aged 20–35 were given a rating of 3 for this period of their lives.[3] The study also reported that 10% of American males surveyed were "more or less exclusively homosexual for at least three years between the ages of 16 and 55" (in the 5 to 6 range).[3]
Women: 7% of single females aged 20–35 and 4% of previously married females aged 20–35 were given a rating of 3 for this period of their lives.[4] 2% to 6% of females, aged 20–35, were given a rating of 5[5] and 1% to 3% of unmarried females aged 20–35 were rated as 6.[6]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale
The Kinsey Scale is an idea developed by Alfred Kinsey in 1948 that instead of describing people as either homosexual, heterosexual or bisexual sexual orientation was really a scale from hetereosexualiy to homosexuality.
Rating | Description
0 | Exclusively heterosexual
1 | Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 | Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 | Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 | Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 | Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 | Exclusively homosexual
X | No socio-sexual contacts or reactions
Understanding the scale
People at “0” report exclusively heterosexual / opposite sex behavior or attraction. Those at “6” report exclusively homosexual / same-sex behavior or attraction. Ratings 1–5 are for those who report varying levels of attraction or sexual activity with either sex. In the original Kinsey Report studies, the X category designated the group who reported no socio-sexual contacts or reactions in their interviews.
https://www.kinseyinstitute.org/researc ... -scale.php
Kinsey reports
Kinsey Reports
Men: 11.6% of white males aged 20–35 were given a rating of 3 for this period of their lives.[3] The study also reported that 10% of American males surveyed were "more or less exclusively homosexual for at least three years between the ages of 16 and 55" (in the 5 to 6 range).[3]
Women: 7% of single females aged 20–35 and 4% of previously married females aged 20–35 were given a rating of 3 for this period of their lives.[4] 2% to 6% of females, aged 20–35, were given a rating of 5[5] and 1% to 3% of unmarried females aged 20–35 were rated as 6.[6]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale
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We need to push for greater respect of genders, and there should be at least 27 different toilets with those flags on the doors in every house, business or institution.
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This is bizarre, and people speak like this all the time in barangland. That 'assigned at birth' phrase is one of the strangest phrases they use. They never explain who does the assigning. Does the midwife toss a coin or something? No. Sex is determined by a biological process involving genetics and chromosomes. Schools and universities need to be purged of femtards and replaced by scientists. Millions of young people who believe this shit need to be reeducated and rehabilitated.
I was listening to a radio program recently featuring a academic who was talking about research she had done on attraction and pheromones. She was explaining her theory that women were attracted to men who had immune systems that were favorable in comparison with their own, and that this attraction was influenced by the male's pheromones which their bodies were detecting. So women would often find a man attractive and want to be impregnated by him, not because he was 'hansum', but because of his immune system and this interaction of hormonal information that occurs when women and men are in close proximity.
Then a woman called the radio station, said she was genderqueer, and wanted to know how pheromones interacted between genderqueer people. The academic paused, and then said that she didn't know because the research hadn't been done yet.
The obvious answer to me was that biological evolution in humans is a very slow process, and changes occur in small increments over thousands of years, but the social evolution of retarded, pseudo-scientific 'cultural' ideas, such as genderqueerness, happens much faster. So much so that within our lifetimes, a significant portion of the younger generation believe these falsehoods.
This academic also said that she thought female pubic hair played a role in capturing pheromones and helping a woman detect how strong a man's immune system was before decided whether or not she should have sex with him. This made me wonder if the prevalence of shaved pussies in the 21st century will lead to a sickly generation dependent on antibiotics and other medication and if BigPharma had been deliberately promoting shaved pussies through internet porn since the 1990s in order to sell more drugs.
I was listening to a radio program recently featuring a academic who was talking about research she had done on attraction and pheromones. She was explaining her theory that women were attracted to men who had immune systems that were favorable in comparison with their own, and that this attraction was influenced by the male's pheromones which their bodies were detecting. So women would often find a man attractive and want to be impregnated by him, not because he was 'hansum', but because of his immune system and this interaction of hormonal information that occurs when women and men are in close proximity.
Then a woman called the radio station, said she was genderqueer, and wanted to know how pheromones interacted between genderqueer people. The academic paused, and then said that she didn't know because the research hadn't been done yet.
The obvious answer to me was that biological evolution in humans is a very slow process, and changes occur in small increments over thousands of years, but the social evolution of retarded, pseudo-scientific 'cultural' ideas, such as genderqueerness, happens much faster. So much so that within our lifetimes, a significant portion of the younger generation believe these falsehoods.
This academic also said that she thought female pubic hair played a role in capturing pheromones and helping a woman detect how strong a man's immune system was before decided whether or not she should have sex with him. This made me wonder if the prevalence of shaved pussies in the 21st century will lead to a sickly generation dependent on antibiotics and other medication and if BigPharma had been deliberately promoting shaved pussies through internet porn since the 1990s in order to sell more drugs.
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