Expats, you ROCK
Expats, you ROCK
And don't you fucking laugh.
To those who chose to stay for months and years, you foul-mouthed, spelling/grammer chalenged, pussy chasing, mango tree nurturing, your fellow human being scamming morning breaths dregs. THANK YOU.
You may not be enlightened, but the levels of existential wisdom and common sense for those who chose to break free from the suffocating environs of 'the free world' are stagerringly obvious. Breakaways from the Hive Mind, whether you see it in yourselves or not, a bunch of awesome misfits who attempted, at least in some small measure - to live by your own rules.
An average long term expat is much more aware compared to the apple pie munching bunch wherever 'back home' they left. He/she doesn't suffer fools gladly. The bs detector is scanning and very much tuned. Yes, some get knocked down and shuffle off this mortal coil pretty fast, but AT LEAST they tried to find something of their own.
Thanks you, expats, for being awesome.
To those who chose to stay for months and years, you foul-mouthed, spelling/grammer chalenged, pussy chasing, mango tree nurturing, your fellow human being scamming morning breaths dregs. THANK YOU.
You may not be enlightened, but the levels of existential wisdom and common sense for those who chose to break free from the suffocating environs of 'the free world' are stagerringly obvious. Breakaways from the Hive Mind, whether you see it in yourselves or not, a bunch of awesome misfits who attempted, at least in some small measure - to live by your own rules.
An average long term expat is much more aware compared to the apple pie munching bunch wherever 'back home' they left. He/she doesn't suffer fools gladly. The bs detector is scanning and very much tuned. Yes, some get knocked down and shuffle off this mortal coil pretty fast, but AT LEAST they tried to find something of their own.
Thanks you, expats, for being awesome.
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I just shed a tear:
Scho...(*sniff*) school of life, baby
Scho...(*sniff*) school of life, baby
Haha - my money’s on Playboy
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We rule, they suck. 'nuff said.
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
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So when the fuck is Richard Branson arriving in Phnom Penh then?Tano wrote:You may not be enlightened, but the levels of existential wisdom and common sense for those who chose to break free from the suffocating environs of 'the free world' are stagerringly obvious....
He/she doesn't suffer fools gladly. The bs detector is scanning and very much tuned..
"I don't care what the people are thinking, i ain't drunk i'm just drinking"
I'll take 2 grams of the good stuff!
Please don't tell my momma I work in a oil patch. She think's I'm a piano player in a ho house.
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Also dont forget that the SEA expats life expectancy rate is probably 10 years less on world's average. Your body will probably be dump at a Wat and ones who attending your funeral are likely insects and maggots.
EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO HIS MAJESTIES phat kunthea™
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My only hope is that the Expats I meet when I arrive aren't as brutal as the bunch who post here.
"When Policemen break the law, then there is no law; Just a fight for survival"
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Do not worry, most of the posters on here actually border on pleasant when you meet them in a bar.LostInTheWorld wrote:My only hope is that the Expats I meet when I arrive aren't as brutal as the bunch who post here.
"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
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Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
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You'll know its me when I say "K440 what?" and pretend I have never heard of that before.LostInTheWorld wrote:My only hope is that the Expats I meet when I arrive aren't as brutal as the bunch who post here.
The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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They should be pretty easy to spot. Ones you see sitting on plastic chairs outside of convenient stores, wearing their NYC cap sideway sipping on 50 cents beer hogging the free wifi on their Chinese made Samsung.PorkPiePorn wrote:You'll know its me when I say "K440 what?" and pretend I have never heard of that before.LostInTheWorld wrote:My only hope is that the Expats I meet when I arrive aren't as brutal as the bunch who post here.
EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO HIS MAJESTIES phat kunthea™
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And how would we spot you? I'm sure we would be pleasantly surprised to observe you are more than the shitstain we contend with here.phat kunthea wrote:They should be pretty easy to spot. Ones you see sitting on plastic chairs outside of convenient stores, wearing their NYC cap sideway sipping on 50 cents beer hogging the free wifi on their Chinese made Samsung.PorkPiePorn wrote:You'll know its me when I say "K440 what?" and pretend I have never heard of that before.LostInTheWorld wrote:My only hope is that the Expats I meet when I arrive aren't as brutal as the bunch who post here.
The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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